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re: Who else never believed in Santa Claus?

Posted on 12/23/14 at 12:29 pm to
Posted by RamboMizzou
Springfield
Member since Jan 2014
10170 posts
Posted on 12/23/14 at 12:29 pm to
I believed that shite solid till I was like 8.

Swore I was baking those cookies for a phat phuck like Phil.
Posted by stat19
Member since Feb 2011
29350 posts
Posted on 12/23/14 at 1:16 pm to
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Maybe that's why I became an agnostic.


Given the context of the op, I'm not certain you understand the definition.
Posted by DownSouthJukin
Coaching Changes Board
Member since Jan 2014
27256 posts
Posted on 12/23/14 at 1:24 pm to
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When I was about 4 my mom told me about Santa Claus.

I promptly looked up the chimney and told her flatly that there was no way a fat man in a red suit could fit down a chimney.

I guess my attitude disappoints a lot of people, but I've always only believed in things I could actually see. Maybe that's why I became an agnostic.


You sound like a lot of fun at a Christmas party.
Posted by samson'sseed
Augusta
Member since Aug 2013
2070 posts
Posted on 12/24/14 at 7:25 am to
You are wrong.

Agnostic does not mean undecided.

It means I don't know if there is a God or not.

That is the most honest belief system.

All other belief systems are dishonest. No one really knows for sure (truthfully) whether there is a God or not.
Posted by samson'sseed
Augusta
Member since Aug 2013
2070 posts
Posted on 12/24/14 at 7:27 am to
It won't work, unless you homeschool and brainwash your kids.

The big debate over whether Santa is real or not occurs in 3rd grade class at elementary school. If your kid has any brains, they will take the side that their parents are the real Santa.
Posted by samson'sseed
Augusta
Member since Aug 2013
2070 posts
Posted on 12/24/14 at 7:31 am to
If you don't believe me, you can ask my mom.

You shitheads are just jealous because I had more common sense than you when I was 4 than you have now.
Posted by NorthGwinnett LSU
Georgia Southern Fan
Member since Nov 2012
1917 posts
Posted on 12/24/14 at 7:45 am to
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promptly looked up the chimney and told her flatly that there was no way a fat man in a red suit could fit down a chimney.



So much bullshite right here.


Good lord some of you people are such misreable fricks around Christmas. Enjoy the season
Posted by samson'sseed
Augusta
Member since Aug 2013
2070 posts
Posted on 12/24/14 at 8:59 am to
How is common sense bullshite?
Posted by NorthGwinnett LSU
Georgia Southern Fan
Member since Nov 2012
1917 posts
Posted on 12/24/14 at 9:21 am to
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How is common sense bullshite?


Because 4 year olds don't have that much common sense.

Posted by cokebottleag
I’m a Santos Republican
Member since Aug 2011
24028 posts
Posted on 12/24/14 at 10:08 am to
quote:

I guess my attitude disappoints a lot of people, but I've always only believed in things I could actually see. Maybe that's why I became an agnostic.



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