Trolling aside, I LOVE the SEC. I love all you fckers

Iff y'all think Mizzou would rather be in the Big 12 playing teams like Iowa State, your out of your minds.

I'm watching SEC NOW and they showed a clip of Phyllis having a temper tandrum. I laughed and then thought, "I fricking love the SEC. I mean, I fricking love this conference!" Phyllis, a mere fan, is more famous and gets more airtime than most schools in the Big 12. Think about that. I mean, wrap your minds around that.

Do you think a game against those redleg Lawrence frickers where perhaps 100 Jayhawk fans show up actually pops our chubby? Hell nah.

I'd rather watch Mizzou lose every game in the SEC than win every game in the Big 12. No lie.

I love Finebaum. I love southern hatred toward Mizzou. Holy shite, that Hardee's/Carl Jr. airline stewardess if so incredibly hot. Jergens. I mean...so...fricking...hot. Cold shower.

Seriously. Mizzou's just three years in the SEC and I'm already addicted to you pseudo-southern pricks! I love y'all! I really do.

I love this league.

I donm't even care what happens from this point forward, I'm completely bought in.

Do you think I give a steamy salmon turd about the Red RAiders? Really? frick.

and don't mention the Big 10. What, you think Mizzou would rather play the Illini, a team we dominated so bad that they quit the annual Mizzou/Illini game in St. Louis?

You think Missouri is cold? frick. We're deep south compared to Minnesota, Wisconsin, Northwestern, Illinois, Ohio State, etc. etc. Those places are the cold northern tundra. You all are like the miserable steamy Amazon.

Mizzou's the paradise located in the perfect temperate climate zone.

Big 10 cold. Big 12 boring. SEC BOOM!!!

I mean, my bro and I are driving a total of over 1,500 miles to see Mizzou play Tennessee...a game that could decide Mizzou as the SEC EAst Champ for the 2nd year in a row.

Do you think we'd travel a total of 5 miles to see Mizzou play in KState's pathetic stadium?

frick no.

You all may be certifiably retarded white trash, but I love ya nonetheless. We family. I LVOE YOU!!!

I love SEC.