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Posted on 10/23/14 at 8:27 am
Posted by Chris_topher
Member since Sep 2012
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Posted on 10/23/14 at 8:27 am
Send this video to your wife or girlfriend

LINK
Posted by Spaceman Spiff
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Posted on 10/23/14 at 8:29 am to
I am not clicking that at work...
Posted by crispyUGA
Upstate SC
Member since Feb 2011
15919 posts
Posted on 10/23/14 at 8:29 am to
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Georgia Tech Fan


quote:

love advice


Does not compute.
Posted by Spaceman Spiff
Savannah
Member since Sep 2012
17456 posts
Posted on 10/23/14 at 8:33 am to
quote:

Does not compute.


Somehow I think a normal woman doesn't have this in mind...

Posted by Chris_topher
Member since Sep 2012
7674 posts
Posted on 10/23/14 at 8:35 am to
Do not send your bride or woman a txt message but maybe once or twice every 6 months... this way a txt message from you becomes a dozen roses.
This post was edited on 10/23/14 at 8:37 am
Posted by Hell'sBelle
In Your Computer
Member since Sep 2012
823 posts
Posted on 10/23/14 at 8:38 am to
Don't give your SO a BJ but once every 6 years....
Posted by crispyUGA
Upstate SC
Member since Feb 2011
15919 posts
Posted on 10/23/14 at 8:40 am to
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Do not send your bride or woman a txt message but maybe once or twice every 6 months... this way a txt message from you becomes a dozen roses




...that's actually genius.
Posted by Jefferson Dawg
Member since Sep 2012
31961 posts
Posted on 10/23/14 at 8:43 am to
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I am not clicking that at work...

It's the George Michael song "I Want Your Sex".

Apparently, techies think it's romantic to send your wife songs about dudes wanting to cornhole other dudes.
Posted by Chris_topher
Member since Sep 2012
7674 posts
Posted on 10/23/14 at 8:45 am to
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Don't give your SO a BJ but once every 6 years....

Do you use the too big excuse?
Posted by Hell'sBelle
In Your Computer
Member since Sep 2012
823 posts
Posted on 10/23/14 at 8:46 am to
Yeah.
Posted by dallasga6
Scrap Metal Magnate...
Member since Mar 2009
25656 posts
Posted on 10/23/14 at 8:46 am to
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Don't give your SO a BJ but once every 6 years....


Damn...

Posted by Spaceman Spiff
Savannah
Member since Sep 2012
17456 posts
Posted on 10/23/14 at 8:52 am to
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Don't give your SO a BJ but once every 6 years....


That is just wrong, Belle.

Posted by Hell'sBelle
In Your Computer
Member since Sep 2012
823 posts
Posted on 10/23/14 at 8:53 am to
Sorry.

No one should take love advice from a Techie.
Posted by Spaceman Spiff
Savannah
Member since Sep 2012
17456 posts
Posted on 10/23/14 at 8:54 am to
Posted by Chris_topher
Member since Sep 2012
7674 posts
Posted on 10/23/14 at 8:55 am to
I recommend using a catch phrase while making love to your woman

Mine is,
quote:

oh, I nutted.

Say it everytime.... promotes a healthy relationship and dirty talk during sex.
This post was edited on 10/23/14 at 8:57 am
Posted by Hell'sBelle
In Your Computer
Member since Sep 2012
823 posts
Posted on 10/23/14 at 8:56 am to
I bet you hear, " Is it in?" a lot.


Posted by Chris_topher
Member since Sep 2012
7674 posts
Posted on 10/23/14 at 9:00 am to
Hell'sBelle,

Are women still using the bigger the truck the smaller the dick, theory?
Posted by Hell'sBelle
In Your Computer
Member since Sep 2012
823 posts
Posted on 10/23/14 at 9:07 am to
No, the hands.
Posted by AmericusDawg
Member since Oct 2012
8577 posts
Posted on 10/23/14 at 9:30 am to
Chrissy has beautiful hands.

He could do Dawn commercials
Posted by Spaceman Spiff
Savannah
Member since Sep 2012
17456 posts
Posted on 10/23/14 at 9:32 am to
Well, he is one of the nerds. I would imagine that his hands are subject to quite a bit of "hand lotion"...
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