What is the creepiest thing a young child has ever said to you?

I try to avoid them at all costs. I want nothing to do with them for them to say anything to me.

Hell, I'm on board with the banning them from adult restaurants movement.

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"Daddy, remember that time we died?"

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My niece said something like this to my mom once. When she was about 3 she said "Remember when I used to be your grandmom?"

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I don't want to be around any of them. Over 16 and they're fine. Otherwise, frick it.

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I bet you're a blast

you people need to learn to love kids. They are awesome.

Its crazy how smart my nieces are.

Its like, I don't remember being that intelligent when I was a child. Well, I probably wasn't, lol

When I'm actually raising kids, I know I'll feel differently.

When I was a kid, me and my cousin were teasing his little sister, I guess she was about 7 or 8. She told him she was gonna kill him and make it look like it was an accident.

shite was funny.

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Getting my two and a half year old daughter out of the bath one night, my wife and I were briefing her on how important it was she kept her privates clean. She casually replied "Oh, nobody 'scroofs' me there. They tried one night. They kicked the door in and tried but I fought back. I died and now I'm here." She said this like it was nothing.

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When I was a little girl I lost my shite when I saw some guy at the grocery store, it was unusual because I was generally quiet and well behaved. I never had to be taken out of somewhere for misbehaving, but we had to leave the store. When my mom asked what was wrong when we got in the car, I told her he took me away from my first mom and hid me under his floor and made me sleep for a long time until I woke up with my new mom. I then refused to sit in the seat of the car on the ride home, but insisted on cowering under the dash board so he couldn't take me again. It freaked her the frick out, as she is definitely my biological mother so obviously my "first" mom.

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I bet you're a blast

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I am. That's why I said over 16. I don't like screaming and whining and ruining shite.

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you people need to learn to love kids. They are awesome.

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I guess if you like that kind of thing.

When my nephew was about 5, we went to my grandparents for the weekend. Everyone always fought over who got to sleep on my grandfather's old army cot in my grandparents room because it was so comfy.

My nephew was the youngest so he won.

Later that night my grandmother awakened to a weird very quiet sound. She looked at the cot next to the bed and realized that my nephew was gone.

Grandma got out of bed and walked through the dark house looking for my nephew. She heard another noise coming from the kitchen.

She went into the kitchen and noticed the door leading out to the screened-in porch was open. That was the last door that she locked earlier in the evening.

She walked out into the dark screen-in porch and saw my nephew sitting Indian style right in front of the door leading outside. He was mumbling.

Grandma said, "Eli, what're you doin' Hun?"

Eli didn't respond but he did giggle and he whispered something back to the door.

"Eli, it's late and you need to go back to sleep. Come, on hun."

Eli didn't respond.

She walked closer to Eli and noticed his eyes were closed. He must be sleep walking again, grandma thought. She placed her hand on his shoulder and said, "Eli, it's time to go back to bed. What are you doing out here.

Eli opened his eyes and said, "Mama, the green skeleton woke me up and told me to follow him outside. He wants to play in the road."

"Eli, there isnt a green skeleton. I think you're dreaming, hun. Let's go to bed."

"Yeah huh there's a green skeleton! He's right there on the other side of the door looking at me. He wants to play. He's a nice skeleton, mama."

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That has always freaked out my entire family.