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re: What is the creepiest thing a young child has ever said to you?
Posted on 10/7/13 at 8:42 pm to CatFan81
Posted on 10/7/13 at 8:42 pm to CatFan81
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I don't like screaming and whining and ruining shite.
Then why are you here? You just described the SECRant most days...
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Posted on 10/7/13 at 8:43 pm to Funky Tide 8
Not creepy but funny. This weekend me and the wife was over at our friends house, they have little girl around 5 yrs. old. She ask if i would tell her a story,(I had been drinking and didn't feel like telling a story) i said all i know are scary stories and they might give her bad dreams. She look
me straight in the eyes and said, no i won't we have a dream catcher that will catch the bad ones.
me straight in the eyes and said, no i won't we have a dream catcher that will catch the bad ones.
Posted on 10/7/13 at 8:53 pm to mizzoukills
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When my nephew was about 5, we went to my grandparents for the weekend. Everyone always fought over who got to sleep on my grandfather's old army cot in my grandparents room because it was so comfy.
My nephew was the youngest so he won.
Later that night my grandmother awakened to a weird very quiet sound. She looked at the cot next to the bed and realized that my nephew was gone.
Grandma got out of bed and walked through the dark house looking for my nephew. She heard another noise coming from the kitchen.
She went into the kitchen and noticed the door leading out to the screened-in porch was open. That was the last door that she locked earlier in the evening.
She walked out into the dark screen-in porch and saw my nephew sitting Indian style right in front of the door leading outside. He was mumbling.
Grandma said, "Eli, what're you doin' Hun?"
Eli didn't respond but he did giggle and he whispered something back to the door.
"Eli, it's late and you need to go back to sleep. Come, on hun."
Eli didn't respond.
She walked closer to Eli and noticed his eyes were closed. He must be sleep walking again, grandma thought. She placed her hand on his shoulder and said, "Eli, it's time to go back to bed. What are you doing out here.
Eli opened his eyes and said, "Mama, the green skeleton woke me up and told me to follow him outside. He wants to play in the road."
"Eli, there isnt a green skeleton. I think you're dreaming, hun. Let's go to bed."
"Yeah huh there's a green skeleton! He's right there on the other side of the door looking at me. He wants to play. He's a nice skeleton, mama."
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That has always freaked out my entire family.
Nice, killz. Scary shite.
Posted on 10/7/13 at 8:54 pm to Hey You
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Not creepy but funny. This weekend me and the wife was over at our friends house, they have little girl around 5 yrs. old. She ask if i would tell her a story,(I had been drinking and didn't feel like telling a story) i said all i know are scary stories and they might give her bad dreams. She look
me straight in the eyes and said, no i won't we have a dream catcher that will catch the bad ones.
Posted on 10/7/13 at 8:55 pm to CatFan81
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I guess if you like that kind of thing.
Like not hating kids? Well, yeah.
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The vast majority of that stuff is probably fake. I have never had any kid say shite even remotely close to that creepy.
Who gives a shite? Not me.
This post was edited on 10/7/13 at 8:56 pm
Posted on 10/7/13 at 8:57 pm to Funky Tide 8
I was in Target once buying some toothpaste or something like that and the lotions were on the same isle. At the far end were two young girls, I assume sisters, one probably like 10 and the other maybe 8, the older one says to the younger one "That looks like jizz."
I like am completely horrified and am hoping she was using a word she overheard without knowing what it meant.
I like am completely horrified and am hoping she was using a word she overheard without knowing what it meant.
Posted on 10/7/13 at 8:58 pm to Funky Tide 8
"My dad is the son of satan and I'm going to kill him"
"Look blood I got aids now you do to"
"I think I may kill you with a spoon and then kick you in the nuts"
"I will sit at home with my dad throw full beer cans at the ****z and spics"
"My mom is a bitch". I ask why. "Because she never lets me kiss that man like she does "
There's more but I don't want to scare everyone.
"Look blood I got aids now you do to"
"I think I may kill you with a spoon and then kick you in the nuts"
"I will sit at home with my dad throw full beer cans at the ****z and spics"
"My mom is a bitch". I ask why. "Because she never lets me kiss that man like she does "
There's more but I don't want to scare everyone.
This post was edited on 10/7/13 at 9:00 pm
Posted on 10/7/13 at 9:00 pm to sms151t
Posted on 10/7/13 at 9:08 pm to mizzoukills
You need to remember what type of work I do. So I can give you a lot of creepy quotes.
Today I had a kid tell me if he couldn't watch Swiper he would kill me with a big knife.
Today I had a kid tell me if he couldn't watch Swiper he would kill me with a big knife.
This post was edited on 10/7/13 at 9:09 pm
Posted on 10/7/13 at 9:10 pm to sms151t
Teacher of at risk children?
Posted on 10/7/13 at 9:14 pm to sms151t
social work?
Posted on 10/7/13 at 9:19 pm to Funky Tide 8
Work with behavioral and emotional disturbed children
Posted on 10/7/13 at 9:25 pm to sms151t
That must be some difficult, albeit rewarding work.
Posted on 10/7/13 at 9:26 pm to mizzoukills
At risk? They're at risk of being taken out of home, being sent to more restrictive schools, and being witness to felonies on hourly basis.
The kid that threatened to stab me today is 6. He attempts to fondle a female worker daily. He talks about what sex position he wants her in. Lately he's begun talking about knifes choppers and fire to kill me with.
The kid that threatened to stab me today is 6. He attempts to fondle a female worker daily. He talks about what sex position he wants her in. Lately he's begun talking about knifes choppers and fire to kill me with.
Posted on 10/7/13 at 9:29 pm to CatFan81
One I read on there made me LOL
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[–]jelb32 1330 points 5 months ago My five year old son asked me last week "what do you see through the black circles in my eyes when you're controlling me when I'm at school?" permalink
Posted on 10/7/13 at 9:32 pm to sms151t
Holy shite!
Reminds me of this short 30 min doc Child Of Rage
Little girl in it is now a psychologist
Reminds me of this short 30 min doc Child Of Rage
Little girl in it is now a psychologist
Posted on 10/7/13 at 9:43 pm to Funky Tide 8
I don't do reddit, but I read this thread when it came out a few months ago. Funniest thing I've read in a long time.
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I was tucking in my two year old. He said "Good bye dad." I said, "No, we say good night." He said "I know. But this time its good bye."
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I jokingly asked: "What's the best way to get a girlfriend?"
7-year-old's response: "Tell her to be my girlfriend or she'll never see her parents again."
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When I was about 3 we had a cat that had still born kittens. I asked my father if we could make crosses for them, which he did. As he was making them I asked:
"aren't those too small?",
Dad: "What do you Mean?"
Me: "aren't we going to nail them to them?"
Dad: (after several moments silence) "we're not going to do that"
Me: "oh"
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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Dead moose." "Dead moose who?" "Dead moose on a hook."
Posted on 10/7/13 at 9:48 pm to BuccWildBammer
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Holy shite!
Reminds me of this short 30 min doc Child Of Rage
Little girl in it is now a psychologist
Wow, that's fricked.
I'm glad that she turned out well. Poor thing.
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