Apparently There Are Dinosaur-Sized Alligators Down In Lakeland, Florida

If I were as close as those people and that thing turned towards me there would be legit shite rolling out of my jorts

That's from all the phosphate in the old left behind phosphate pits/lakes in that area.... makes em grow big. Them gators better beware of Poke County Sheriff Grady Jude...he's a modern day Buford Puser.

Nope

Prone position for photos just 15 feet from that thing? I don't think so

Did they record this on a potato?