UnitedFruitCompany
| Favorite team: | Stanford  |
| Location: | Bay Area |
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| Number of Posts: | 3416 |
| Registered on: | 11/12/2018 |
| Online Status: | Not Online |
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re: Louisiana talent is very meh
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 5/28/24 at 10:18 pm
[quote]Eh, a lot of the south Louisiana girls look pretty good until the moustaches come in.
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Ehh, that and hairy arms are usually a sign of higher test in their system which means they 99/100 have a higher sex drive than other women.
IYKYK.
See: Italian Women, Cajun Women. ...
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re: NHL 2023-2024 Thread
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 5/28/24 at 9:30 pm
I love when Shesterkin yells at the refs. He swears he cant speak English but it seems he is communicating just fine with them when he is upset lol. ...
re: This chick makes two well-rounded arguments about dating
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 5/28/24 at 9:28 pm
[quote]Houston[/quote]
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re: This chick makes two well-rounded arguments about dating
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 5/28/24 at 9:21 pm
[quote]Where I live there is a virtually inexhaustible supply of beautiful, big haired, big chested Hispanic women from 25-35 with daddy issues and sex addictions, and they are the ones eager to try what they've seen online.[/quote]
Where is this magical place? You know, for anthropological reaso...
re: Billy Zane as Marlon Brando for the upcoming film, Waltzing with Brando
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 5/28/24 at 10:31 am
He will always be The Phantom to me....
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re: Indiana Fever @ LA sparks
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 5/24/24 at 9:16 pm
Somebody told me the other day that if you bet the under on points and rebounds on girls that are on their period you could make some serious money with the parlays. Also need to take the over on assists during those trying times. All i got. ...
re: What’s everyone drinking on this Friday night here?
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 5/24/24 at 8:59 pm
Case of Miller Lite I bought at the convenience store.......
re: Morgan Spurlock dead at 53
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 5/24/24 at 9:37 am
[quote]So eating McDonald’s every day isn’t good for your long term health?[/quote]
Ehh. Don Gorske, Mr I eat 3 big macs a day still chugging along. Will probably eat a big mac in his honor today lol. ...
re: NCAA, power conferences agree to allow schools to pay players
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 5/24/24 at 9:18 am
Really curious to see how this impacts Title IX.
If football and basketball players are getting paid and are employees they wont need scholarships. That's 98 Scholarships for men.
Do they simply get rid of those and then to comply with Title IX get rid of 98 scholarships for female athletes?...
re: Apparently here is the incident video of Scottie Scheffler and the police officer
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 5/23/24 at 12:27 pm
The shame of it is that if this happens to a "normal" person they have to spend a small fortune to clear their name and still have felony arrest record.
frick this dick less piece of shite. ...
re: Pros vs Joes
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 5/22/24 at 2:24 pm
I remember Adam Pacman Jones being in an episode and he got COOKED. then the following year he was back in the league. go figure.....
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re: Dilemma at the Convenience Store
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 5/21/24 at 6:38 pm
[quote]You could’ve bought everyone in the store one after they left. You could’ve called them back in and done it. Hell, you could’ve bought it and tan outside and given it to them. But I guess it’s easier to just pretend you’re a baller who “could have but you didn’t have time to.”[/quote]
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re: Dilemma at the Convenience Store
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 5/21/24 at 6:27 pm
[quote]What does this shitty mom have to do with a 10 year old kid?[/quote]
IDK? I hear once you have them you tend to be stuck with them, for the most part. ...
re: Dilemma at the Convenience Store
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 5/21/24 at 6:25 pm
[quote]I’d have probably bought her stuff for her. I’m a softy when it comes to kids[/quote]
So am I. Thanks for getting it. ...
re: Dilemma at the Convenience Store
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 5/21/24 at 6:21 pm
[quote]Then why didn’t you buy Sponge Bob ice cream for everyone in the store, big shot?[/quote]
What part of I didnt get the chance didnt you understand? I just wanted my miller lites, broski. wasn't anticipating having to think at a place that is always out of zyns, you know?...
re: Dilemma at the Convenience Store
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 5/21/24 at 6:17 pm
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You should have went and got a second case of beer and walked out with both saying you didn’t think you had enough for both.[/quote]
I offered $20 for the case and she looked at me like she wanted to kill me, lol...
re: Dilemma at the Convenience Store
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 5/21/24 at 6:15 pm
[quote]She was like a lioness teaching her cub to hunt, while she lurks in the bush. In this case, the cub failed the test, because you didn’t buy the two cones for the kid. The kid will get better at it, don’t worry.[/quote]
This legit made me lol. Thanks!...
re: Dilemma at the Convenience Store
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 5/21/24 at 6:07 pm
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Are you sure you had enough money after buying your latte considering the student loans for your interpretive dance degree?[/quote]
I could cut a deck of cards for your net worth and not think twice about it either way meat hand. ...
re: Dilemma at the Convenience Store
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 5/21/24 at 5:52 pm
[quote]She’ll be fine with just one SpongeBob ice cream cone. This is not a “child in need”.[/quote]
She didnt have enough for one! Forget not having enough. Its the part that no one taught her any of this that is messing me up more than anything.
So was it a lesson mom was trying to teach by...
re: Dilemma at the Convenience Store
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 5/21/24 at 5:46 pm
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What's the dilemma? The little girl has a parent who could have helped her out.[/quote]
You know a lot of parents who deuce out on their kids to check out in another line? She even looked around and said, "where did she go?" ...
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