StringedInstruments
| Favorite team: | Auburn  |
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| Occupation: | Self-employed |
| Number of Posts: | 18475 |
| Registered on: | 10/7/2013 |
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re: Dealing with Teenage daughters
Posted by StringedInstruments on 5/28/24 at 8:33 pm
[quote]17 year old daughter[/quote]
[quote]she graduated HS last weekend and thinks she can run the roads[/quote]
Should have held her back, baw.
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re: Louisiana talent is very meh
Posted by StringedInstruments on 5/28/24 at 6:47 pm
[quote]Latinas and blondes in Texas[/quote]
Will knife you in your sleep or see demons on airplanes.
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re: This chick makes two well-rounded arguments about dating
Posted by StringedInstruments on 5/28/24 at 6:37 pm
[quote]Man are not scared of women. This generation is simply tired of their bullshite.[/quote]
Right but wrong.
[i]Men[/i] are not scared of women, but most guys in the dating game aren’t really men. They think and worry as much as Titty Tiffany in the video. ...
re: Video: Cop gets locked in the back of squad car with the woman he arrested
Posted by StringedInstruments on 5/28/24 at 10:30 am
[quote]After about 20 minutes, Hair called a fellow officer asking if he had a master key to open the back door of his police cruiser because he had locked himself in[/quote]
I’m probably spending at least 19 minutes trying to figure out a way to get out before calling colleagues to let me out. ...
re: 2 days away from vacation and both your kids start coughing
Posted by StringedInstruments on 5/28/24 at 10:15 am
My neighbor is a nurse, and she just pops them with ibuprofen and tells them to tough it out. It’s most likely viral. ...
Accidentally put frozen orange chicken from Costco in fridge - still good to re-freeze?
Posted by StringedInstruments on 5/27/24 at 12:05 pm
I stupidly put a box of orange chicken from Costco in the fridge. It sat in there overnight. Box says to keep frozen.
Can I throw it in the freezer to re-freeze? I don’t mind if the texture or quality goes down. Just don’t want it to make us sick. ...
re: Anyone actively trying to lose weight?
Posted by StringedInstruments on 5/26/24 at 8:35 am
[quote]Went from 195 to 210 in span of 6 months[/quote]
How tall are you? ...
re: Right In The Butt?! Wheel of Fortune puzzle blooper!
Posted by StringedInstruments on 5/25/24 at 10:37 am
[quote]How many times is this going to get posted as a new post?[/quote]
It’s of the rare quality that it can be posted multiple times. Every user should get to see it. ...
re: Aliens - would you have gone back in to get Newt?
Posted by StringedInstruments on 5/25/24 at 10:18 am
[quote]They wrote the development around Ripley’s maternal instincts. The development of the relationship between them felt natural, real and believable. Ripley’s struggles felt real and not forced.[/quote]
Exactly. It was a celebration of femininity and the power within mothers to self-sacrific...
re: Hard to believe it has been 1461 days since America lost its fentanyl hero
Posted by StringedInstruments on 5/25/24 at 10:13 am
Transphobic
Sex worker
Robs pregnant women
Drug addict
Thief and a fraud (fake money to take from businesses)
Patron Saint of America...
re: Marathon mom avoids spectators to cross finish line leading to outrage on internet
Posted by StringedInstruments on 5/24/24 at 3:30 pm
[quote]Umm.... I've searched the internet.... and failed to find any outrage over this. Just one or two doofuses that think it's wrong. Am I looking in the wrong place?[/quote]
You gotta be on the Ticky Toks to see the Karens.
Edit with examples:
[quote]@Alina Webb: And now all I see is ...
re: Marathon mom avoids spectators to cross finish line leading to outrage on internet
Posted by StringedInstruments on 5/24/24 at 3:03 pm
[quote]Are we sure that’s the husband? Or is the bald guy named Jody?[/quote]
Pretty sure that’s her coach. I don’t think this was a hobby jogger. She essentially was at work and her husband thought it would be cool to have their kids interrupt her at her job....
re: Let us discuss - "Reverse Cowgirl"
Posted by StringedInstruments on 5/24/24 at 2:55 pm
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Marathon mom avoids spectators to cross finish line leading to outrage on internet
Posted by StringedInstruments on 5/24/24 at 2:54 pm
I tried to make the title neutral since all Twitter posts are highly slanted. Women are seeing this as an example of how men belittle mothers for anything they do outside of the home. Men are wondering why she doesn’t acknowledge them at all even after finishing the race.
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re: Suggestions on Whey Protein Powders
Posted by StringedInstruments on 5/24/24 at 8:40 am
[quote]Optimum at Costco. $60 for 5.5# bag.[/quote]
I don’t know how often it happens, but Costco had a sale a few months ago. $20 off. It was amazing and I should have purchase three of them. ...
re: Is Florida football a One-Hit Wonder?
Posted by StringedInstruments on 5/23/24 at 4:08 pm
[quote]Literally Florida has zero major success outside the 1985-2009 time period.[/quote]
I don’t know, man. 25 years is a significant chunk of time. And they’ve won the SEC East multiple times since 2009.
I think it’s more likely they’ll bounce back than return to their status over 40 years ...
re: Would you rather share your emotions with a woman or a tree?
Posted by StringedInstruments on 5/23/24 at 12:13 pm
[quote]Plus I could climb the tree and That's awesome. Maybe make a fort if the branches fall. Or a tree house. Trees are awesome and don't judge you or nag you or try to emasculate you[/quote]
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re: Whoa, nellie! Take a look at Fox Sports' lineup of Friday night CFB games in 2024
Posted by StringedInstruments on 5/23/24 at 10:19 am
[quote]Rutgers @USC....11 pm Eastern Time[/quote]
That’s criminal to the Rutgers players.
It was absurd when Auburn started at 9:30pm against Cal last season. ...
re: Would you rather share your emotions with a woman or a tree?
Posted by StringedInstruments on 5/23/24 at 10:15 am
[quote]I've had health issues for going on 3 months now. I'm on my 7th round of antibiotics, my wife is somehow more tired. [/quote]
Oh I’ve been there.
My favorite is when they learned the term “mental load.” Like having to think is so exhausting that it trumps all the physical shite men do ...
re: Women who say “it means more when a woman tells me I’m beautiful than when a man does”
Posted by StringedInstruments on 5/23/24 at 10:12 am
Women will say Lizzo is a ten.
But guess their reaction if a guy tells them they look like Lizzo. ...
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