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What do you call a Dawg with no legs?

Posted on 2/19/13 at 9:01 am
Posted by Chris_topher
Member since Sep 2012
7674 posts
Posted on 2/19/13 at 9:01 am
Nothing.



He won't come anyway.

This post was edited on 2/19/13 at 9:02 am
Posted by Chris_topher
Member since Sep 2012
7674 posts
Posted on 2/19/13 at 9:03 am to
What do you call the same Dawg rolling around in the leaves?



Rustle
Posted by Damn Good Dawg
Member since Feb 2011
47325 posts
Posted on 2/19/13 at 9:27 am to
Posted by Peter Buck
Member since Sep 2012
12415 posts
Posted on 2/19/13 at 9:50 am to
What's the difference between a Tech Freshman and a brick?





















A brick has been laid at least once...
Posted by Damn Good Dawg
Member since Feb 2011
47325 posts
Posted on 2/19/13 at 10:01 am to
and peter buck cruises out to an early lead after a brief flurry from chrissy...

how hard will the next salvo hit?
Posted by VoxDawg
Glory, Glory
Member since Sep 2012
59834 posts
Posted on 2/19/13 at 10:02 am to
Our mascot my not be of the most hearty genetic line, but at least he can't be killed with most aerosol products.

Or a hard freeze.
Posted by Rules
Warm. Year round.
Member since Sep 2012
4085 posts
Posted on 2/19/13 at 10:05 am to
I call mine cigarette.

Them I take him out for a drag.
Posted by HinesvilleThrill
Skidaway Island
Member since Sep 2012
3475 posts
Posted on 2/19/13 at 10:19 am to
Posted by JimDawginTexas
Member since Sep 2012
1538 posts
Posted on 2/19/13 at 5:02 pm to
Posted by LewDawg
Member since May 2009
75242 posts
Posted on 2/19/13 at 5:09 pm to
Posted by JimDawginTexas
Member since Sep 2012
1538 posts
Posted on 2/19/13 at 5:31 pm to
Posted by Ugazag
Savannah, GA
Member since Sep 2012
84 posts
Posted on 2/19/13 at 6:43 pm to
In a yellow jacket hive, aren't the members divided into three classes: the queen, female workers, and stingerless males or drones (of whom, only a very small minority will ever mate)?
I guess tech does have an appropriate mascot.
This post was edited on 2/19/13 at 6:46 pm
Posted by Rules
Warm. Year round.
Member since Sep 2012
4085 posts
Posted on 2/19/13 at 8:25 pm to
Your mamma wants you to send over some more condoms.
Posted by Porter Osborne Jr
Member since Sep 2012
39996 posts
Posted on 2/19/13 at 9:07 pm to
She needs the so you can keep your hands clean while you yank it to Bea Arthur from Golden Girls fame
Posted by Rules
Warm. Year round.
Member since Sep 2012
4085 posts
Posted on 2/20/13 at 5:48 am to
Not your best effort. Try again.
Posted by Porter Osborne Jr
Member since Sep 2012
39996 posts
Posted on 2/20/13 at 5:55 am to
Agreed. My Work has been a major distraction lately. I'll try again over the summer.
Posted by Rules
Warm. Year round.
Member since Sep 2012
4085 posts
Posted on 2/20/13 at 6:32 am to
Take a deep breath, clear your mind, and try not to think about the French fry machine.
Posted by Porter Osborne Jr
Member since Sep 2012
39996 posts
Posted on 2/20/13 at 9:22 am to
quote:

Take a deep breath, clear your mind


quote:

French fry machine.



Posted by dallasga6
Scrap Metal Magnate...
Member since Mar 2009
25664 posts
Posted on 2/20/13 at 5:28 pm to
How do you keep a nerd from beating his wife?


















Dress her in red and black....
Posted by WG_Dawg
Hoover
Member since Jun 2004
86468 posts
Posted on 2/20/13 at 5:30 pm to
quote:

How do you keep a nerd from beating his wife?


deflate her
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