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re: What are your game day rituals?

Posted on 9/3/15 at 6:48 am to
Posted by TripleBrass
Member since Sep 2012
746 posts
Posted on 9/3/15 at 6:48 am to
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I was told that the girls that play wood winds/flutes give amazing head because of the tongue work used to play those instruments. Band dudes confirm?


Short answer: yes.

Long answer: band people are incredibly sexually repressed until HS, and college for some - then they go crazy. Band people screw like rabbits.
Posted by gatorhata9
Dallas, TX
Member since Dec 2010
26174 posts
Posted on 9/3/15 at 6:58 am to
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tylerdurden24


Did you catch the shutdown fullcast yesterday? fricking gold
Posted by Cobb Dawg
Member since Sep 2012
9804 posts
Posted on 9/3/15 at 8:40 am to
Before this season I would wake up and stab myself in the nuts with an ice pick. No more. We're gonna get this thing done.
Posted by WG_Dawg
Hoover
Member since Jun 2004
86482 posts
Posted on 9/3/15 at 8:42 am to
quote:

What are your game day rituals?


wake up early, get to athens at dark, get to tailgate, drink as heavily as possible until game, go into game, go home.

quote:

When do you like to get in the stadium


usually about 30 mins or so prior to kick to see the team and watch the pregame videos and stuff
Posted by Croot
Member since Aug 2013
4139 posts
Posted on 9/3/15 at 8:49 am to
Tropical Lotion makes repeated calls to the Grand Saline HS AD asking him to fire the coach.

LINK
Posted by tylerdurden24
Member since Sep 2009
46489 posts
Posted on 9/3/15 at 8:54 am to
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Did you catch the shutdown fullcast yesterday? fricking gold


Listened to it this AM. Never fails to make me laugh out loud. Anytime they rip on A&M and the state of Ohio, you know it's a good episode.
Posted by Hobnail
ATL
Member since Oct 2014
3197 posts
Posted on 9/3/15 at 9:06 am to
Other than drinking too much and yelling too loud, I start every game day off by waking up early and pissing my wife off by playing this LINK at the loudest speaker setting and yelling " wake up, it's Gameday!!!" until she finally wakes up, threatens divorce, throws something at me, and then comes to her senses and realizes that it is indeed Gameday and there is no reason to be angry. Every Gameday.
This post was edited on 9/3/15 at 9:08 am
Posted by gatorhata9
Dallas, TX
Member since Dec 2010
26174 posts
Posted on 9/3/15 at 9:24 am to
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Listened to it this AM. Never fails to make me laugh out loud. Anytime they rip on A&M and the state of Ohio, you know it's a good episode.



I lost it at 2 parts:

1) When they were talking about other coaches, especially Alabama's, reactions to the Illinois and the injured players scandal.

2) The Spurrier impressions had me rolling.

Nanni's voice bothered me when I first heard it but it's growing on me now.
Posted by RFDAWG
Aiken SC
Member since Sep 2012
1960 posts
Posted on 9/3/15 at 9:27 am to
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Did you catch the shutdown fullcast yesterday? fricking gold


What is this you speak of, and where can I find it?
Posted by gatorhata9
Dallas, TX
Member since Dec 2010
26174 posts
Posted on 9/3/15 at 9:56 am to
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What is this you speak of, and where can I find it?



It's a podcast that can be found on iTunes or here.

It's from the guys at Every Day Should Be Saturday

They just talk about random shite that mostly has to do with college football. For example, they'll say their topic is Big 10 and they'll make a quick Big 10 prediction and then answer random reader questions for the next 59 minutes. One of their older ones they went on a tangent about which SEC states would win in an actual war. It's not where I'd go for actual X's and O's but if you love comedy and college football, it's fantastic.

If you missed it, this was probably one of the funniest reads they've ever had where Spencer Hall predicted every single SEC game: LINK
This post was edited on 9/3/15 at 9:57 am
Posted by RFDAWG
Aiken SC
Member since Sep 2012
1960 posts
Posted on 9/3/15 at 10:05 am to
Cool!!! Thanks!
Posted by tylerdurden24
Member since Sep 2009
46489 posts
Posted on 9/3/15 at 10:09 am to
Nanni's voice actually kind of makes it all work for me for some reason. I think what's so funny about it is that they pull no punches on talking about how skeezy places like Bama and tOSU can be. Every other podcast tries to carry some air of journalistic integrity and beats around the bush. These guys just go right for the throat and shite all over multiple programs. It's glorious. Plus, they've got the fanbases pegged. Every time they bring up how cult-like A&M is, I lose it. I wish I remember what episode it was, but every weird thing that was brought up became an Aggy tradition.
This post was edited on 9/3/15 at 10:11 am
Posted by gatorhata9
Dallas, TX
Member since Dec 2010
26174 posts
Posted on 9/3/15 at 10:18 am to
The "oh Texas built a death star? We're gonna build a death star with more seats and the entire back is made of blue bell ice cream"

And the A&M cult thing is so fricking true it's scary. Here in Dallas it's so much more visible.
Posted by tylerdurden24
Member since Sep 2009
46489 posts
Posted on 9/3/15 at 10:19 am to
BOOM. Found it. Listen now (start at the 12 minute mark):

LINK
This post was edited on 9/3/15 at 10:21 am
Posted by gatorhata9
Dallas, TX
Member since Dec 2010
26174 posts
Posted on 9/3/15 at 10:22 am to
Thanks Durden

RFDawg, this should give you a good idea of what to expect

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This week's Shutdown Fullcast is up, and runs as follows:

0:00--12:00 We discuss Ryan's trip to West Virginia, Tudor's Biscuit World, the safety fair held in a funeral home parking lot in West Virginia, how Senator Robert Byrd is definitely not dead, and how difficult it is to pin down the West Virginia accent without talking like a camp cook in an old Western. Off the rails by the third minute, really.

12:01--29:00 A discussion of something football-related! Charlie Strong poses with baby tigers named Bonnie and Clyde, an examination of states that will allow you to own a tiger without any paperwork whatsoever, Kliff Kingsbury remaking the "Tip Drill" video as a recruiting pitch, Texas A&M making up eight new exotic animal-based traditions in order to compete, a pitch for an SEC Network show called "Aggie Court," and Kevin Sumlin quietly wondering when he can take the Chargers job.

29:01--41:00 Where we discuss UAB coming back, how your school has never done anything wrong, Ryan making a dubstep highlight video of the 2014 Idaho/Florida game, how we really aren't saying the worst things you can say about Birmingham when we say bad things about Birmingham, Bill Clark is coming back to UAB for ROLL DAMN VESTED PENSION, and what college towns do not have a Joseph A. Bank and thus cripple college coaches' ability to purchase the same suits.

41:01--END Reader mail, including the saddest games you can watch in 2015, the seasick feeling of being in Tampa in October, and how global warming as a Big Ten domination plot might backfire on them spectacularly.
Posted by tylerdurden24
Member since Sep 2009
46489 posts
Posted on 9/3/15 at 10:34 am to
A&M being run by animals

"If the lemur sprays its musk on the professor, class is dismissed, finals cancelled. It's always been that way. It's an aggy tradition!"

"That's always been true! It's an aggy tradition!"
Posted by FaCubeItches
Soviet Monica, People's Republic CA
Member since Sep 2012
5875 posts
Posted on 9/3/15 at 6:25 pm to
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I spent the last 5 years playing a tuba. So, no, I've never partied or even touched a girl.


It's amazing the difference one little word makes, isn't it?

"I'm in a band" vs. "I'm in the band"
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