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Posted on 1/1/15 at 6:04 pm to Damn Good Dawg
I can't wait to read this when I'm sober
Posted on 1/1/15 at 6:05 pm to Damn Good Dawg
And in closing, Judge, I have but one question:
Why would a Wookiee, an 8-foot-tall Wookiee, want to live on Endor, with a bunch of 2-foot-tall Ewoks? That does not make sense! But more important, you have to ask yourself: What does this have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense! Look at me. I'm a lawyer defending a DR poster, and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca! Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense! None of this makes sense! And so you have to remember, when you're in that jury room deliberatin' and conjugatin' the Emancipation Proclamation, does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not make sense! If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests.
Why would a Wookiee, an 8-foot-tall Wookiee, want to live on Endor, with a bunch of 2-foot-tall Ewoks? That does not make sense! But more important, you have to ask yourself: What does this have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense! Look at me. I'm a lawyer defending a DR poster, and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca! Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense! None of this makes sense! And so you have to remember, when you're in that jury room deliberatin' and conjugatin' the Emancipation Proclamation, does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not make sense! If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests.
Posted on 1/1/15 at 6:05 pm to WG_Dawg
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I can't wait to read this when I'm sober
Probably best to read it drunk or high
Posted on 1/1/15 at 6:06 pm to deeprig9
Everyone shut the frick up, there is a trial underway here. What kind of courtroom are you running here DGD?
Dawgsontop34, do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help your black arse?
What is your age?
What city were you born in?
What city/town/county were you raised in?
Dawgsontop34, do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help your black arse?
What is your age?
What city were you born in?
What city/town/county were you raised in?
Posted on 1/1/15 at 6:07 pm to deeprig9
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do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help your black arse?
Posted on 1/1/15 at 6:08 pm to deeprig9
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Everyone shut the frick up, there is a trial underway here. What kind of courtroom are you running here DGD?
Posted on 1/1/15 at 6:08 pm to deeprig9
Dawgsontop34, do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help your black arse?
Your Honor
I object!
Posted on 1/1/15 at 6:10 pm to bdv1974
DGD, on what ground does bv1974 object?
Posted on 1/1/15 at 6:11 pm to deeprig9
I object on the grounds that the Prosecutor
is racist!
is racist!
Posted on 1/1/15 at 6:12 pm to deeprig9
He and Durden are Mr. Dawgsontop34's co-counsel. And apparently he is against racism in the courtroom.
This post was edited on 1/1/15 at 6:13 pm
Posted on 1/1/15 at 6:13 pm to bdv1974
Well I am drunk. Really drunk. Plus doing other stuff so it's hard to follow but from what I've seen it looks like it's be really funny
Posted on 1/1/15 at 6:13 pm to deeprig9
Edit: Hold on, I may need to talk to my lawyers before I divulge this information.
Bdv, durden, Kneehigh, should I answer his question?
But really.
Yes
23
Dallas, Tx
Austin, Tx
Bdv, durden, Kneehigh, should I answer his question?
But really.
Yes
23
Dallas, Tx
Austin, Tx
This post was edited on 1/1/15 at 6:18 pm
Posted on 1/1/15 at 6:13 pm to Damn Good Dawg
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He and Durden are Mr. Dawgsontop34's co-counsel.
you forgot Kneehigh
Dream team bitches!!!
Posted on 1/1/15 at 6:15 pm to Dawgsontop34
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Yes.
23
Dallas, Tx
Austin, Tx
Youre so fricked
Lethal injection. Run
Posted on 1/1/15 at 6:16 pm to Dawgsontop34
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Your honor, this man is but a young lad with his whole posting career ahead of him.
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Dallas, Tx
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Austin, Tx
Your honor, such unfortunate circumstances! Surrounded by whimpering pussies, he was a victim of circumstance! Let us not admonish this poor boy for exercising the pussiness of his upbringing but for being forthright with his Dawgdom and choosing to at least try to better himself.
Also, deeprig is a twat.
Posted on 1/1/15 at 6:16 pm to bdv1974
Right, right, Kneehigh as well
Posted on 1/1/15 at 6:16 pm to Dawgsontop34
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Bdv, durden, Kneehigh, should I answer his question?
I got you, bruh. I'm pre-med.
Posted on 1/1/15 at 6:18 pm to tylerdurden24
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Matthew Stafford QB Dallas, Texas
so what is the point and why is the defendant fricked due to Texas roots.
Posted on 1/1/15 at 6:19 pm to bdv1974
previous statement is in reply to Chef
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