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re: No more kool-aid until 10/23
Posted on 10/13/16 at 12:06 pm to cardboardboxer
Posted on 10/13/16 at 12:06 pm to cardboardboxer
You're right.
I forgot to add reference to obscure animal excretions and anal torture. I will do better.
Big Al is going to take out that autonomous, self-aware reticulated python attached to his crotch, and with the opposable tip of said serpent, "gently" tear open the fleshy folds of our repeatedly-abused, wart-covered shite shoots. He will then proceed to ram that 2-century yellow pine-like titanoboa deep within the cavity of our half-dead, scrawny, cantankerous, shite-covered carcasses. Big Al will finish with a drowning, facial-bukkake money shot of his huge, curd-filled load of steaming lava-hot pachyderm semen, the effects thereof requiring cardiopulmonary resuscitation. I dare say we will actually enjoy the abuse.
Let's just start with that inhumane manatee banging from Alabama and see where we are after that (hopefully alive).
I forgot to add reference to obscure animal excretions and anal torture. I will do better.
Big Al is going to take out that autonomous, self-aware reticulated python attached to his crotch, and with the opposable tip of said serpent, "gently" tear open the fleshy folds of our repeatedly-abused, wart-covered shite shoots. He will then proceed to ram that 2-century yellow pine-like titanoboa deep within the cavity of our half-dead, scrawny, cantankerous, shite-covered carcasses. Big Al will finish with a drowning, facial-bukkake money shot of his huge, curd-filled load of steaming lava-hot pachyderm semen, the effects thereof requiring cardiopulmonary resuscitation. I dare say we will actually enjoy the abuse.
Let's just start with that inhumane manatee banging from Alabama and see where we are after that (hopefully alive).
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Posted on 10/13/16 at 12:21 pm to KaiserSoze99
Are those all real words? Serious question.
Posted on 10/13/16 at 12:24 pm to AggieDub14
*takes a shot of koolaid*
The world shall weep if we attain victory against bama. Woe unto those that may face us after that day...
The world shall weep if we attain victory against bama. Woe unto those that may face us after that day...
Posted on 10/13/16 at 12:26 pm to KaiserSoze99
Much better.
Posted on 10/13/16 at 12:29 pm to cardboardboxer
I have repented.
Posted on 10/13/16 at 12:45 pm to AggieDub14
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Are those all real words?
Can confirm!
Articulate bastard
Posted on 10/13/16 at 1:05 pm to Warrior Poet
If Texas A&M wins out, they'll be the first team to win a consensus NC while beginning the season unranked since 1984's BYU squad. Obviously, they'd be the first team (and likely the only for a long time) to even make the playoffs while starting unranked if they take care of business against Bama and avoid a collapse.
Drink up
Drink up
Posted on 10/13/16 at 1:15 pm to VagueMessage
They'd also be the first team to win 15 games in a season.
Posted on 10/13/16 at 1:21 pm to CGSC Lobotomy
You could still beat Alabama and drop one to the likes of Ole Miss or LSU or something and still win the SEC/make the playoffs.
Posted on 10/13/16 at 1:29 pm to CGSC Lobotomy
10/23 there will be an IV hooked up to my arm pumping Kool aid directly into my bloodstream until the natty. 10/23.
Posted on 10/13/16 at 3:20 pm to Projectpat
Spur and Boxer could tell us who is downvoting and upvoting....if they wanted too
Posted on 10/13/16 at 3:27 pm to Old Sarge
Are you fricking Saddam's gay brother or something? What's up with all the censorship and cracking down on dissenters?
Posted on 10/13/16 at 3:32 pm to WhiskerBiscuitSlayer
Have you just outted yourself? 
Posted on 10/13/16 at 3:41 pm to Old Sarge
Ousted myself? Do you see how paranoid you are? I feel like I'm about to get waterboarded and I don't even know what for.
Posted on 10/13/16 at 3:44 pm to WhiskerBiscuitSlayer
Just stay put where you are....we'll be there soon
Posted on 10/13/16 at 4:05 pm to Old Sarge
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Just stay put where you are
Posted on 10/13/16 at 4:07 pm to WhiskerBiscuitSlayer
Just try to relax, you'll be better soon
Posted on 10/13/16 at 4:09 pm to Old Sarge
You need to take it easy Goebbels
Posted on 10/13/16 at 4:12 pm to KaiserSoze99
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Big Al is going to take out that autonomous, self-aware reticulated python attached to his crotch, and with the opposable tip of said serpent, "gently" tear open the fleshy folds of our repeatedly-abused, wart-covered shite shoots. He will then proceed to ram that 2-century yellow pine-like titanoboa deep within the cavity of our half-dead, scrawny, cantankerous, shite-covered carcasses. Big Al will finish with a drowning, facial-bukkake money shot of his huge, curd-filled load of steaming lava-hot pachyderm semen, the effects thereof requiring cardiopulmonary resuscitation. I dare say we will actually enjoy the abuse.
Posted on 10/13/16 at 4:13 pm to ShaneTheLegLechler
Ive got my eye on you too...
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