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I'll Leave This Here - Subject: Johnny Manziel
Posted on 7/21/14 at 4:20 pm
Posted on 7/21/14 at 4:20 pm
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Posted on 7/21/14 at 4:30 pm to FleurDeLonestar
I read this back when it came out. My favorite part is below
GOAT gonna GOAT
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It's funny to imagine Manziel, dog-arse hungover, BMW parked in front of a stadium fire hydrant, slipping the edge around an outside linebacker and zipping a pass 45 yards for a touchdown while his try-hard backup who hasn't missed curfew since the eighth grade sits nailed to the bench. How pissed is Bill Belichick going to be when the defense he sacrificed two dozen goats and a bus full of kindergarteners to conjure out of Muspelheim gets torn up by Manziel and his smug a-hole face?
GOAT gonna GOAT
Posted on 7/21/14 at 4:34 pm to FleurDeLonestar
From the comments:
Awesome
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I'm as much a flaming liberal pussy as the next guy on this site, but I'm just so down with this dude — I wanna win, and arrogant a-hole winners know how to fricking win.
If he needs to sacrifice a baby seal before every game (a la Pedro Cerrano's chicken), more power to him. I want everyone to fricking HATE US, and I might as well get it started now: I DON'T KNOW EVERYONE WHO READS THIS SITE BUT frick YOU BECAUSE JOHNNY CLEVELAND AND I'M AN a-hole AND HE'S AN a-hole AND WE'RE A CITY OF ASSHOLES AND WE'RE GONNA frick YOUR PARENTS AND frick YOU frick YOUR FRIENDS frick YOUR FAMILY frick YOUR PETS frick THE WORLD CUZ JOHNNAY'S COMIN BABY AND I KNOW THIS IS ANNOYING EVERYBODY SO GOOD CUZ THAT'S WHAT I WANT frick YOU.
Awesome
Posted on 7/21/14 at 4:41 pm to Motengator
The Deadspin comments are always a gold mine. I read it daily, you have to take everything with a grain of salt and understand it's not supposed to be great journalism
Posted on 7/21/14 at 5:34 pm to FleurDeLonestar
Great article. Weird thing is he wrote pretty much exactly what I think, only much better than I could say it. I'm ready to embrace the douchebaggery.
Posted on 7/21/14 at 5:50 pm to finestfirst79
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Great article. Weird thing is he wrote pretty much exactly what I think, only much better than I could say it. I'm ready to embrace the douchebaggery.
I've come around. I used to think he was an a-hole, but I really just think he's Brett Favre in a flat bill.
Posted on 7/21/14 at 6:28 pm to TeLeFaWx
He just needs to stay the frick away from Justin Bieber FFS.
This post was edited on 7/21/14 at 6:28 pm
Posted on 7/21/14 at 10:11 pm to 3andOut
Can we just all admit that the Bieber deal is a problem? Somebody help me with this. Please.
Posted on 7/22/14 at 9:31 am to SafetySam
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Can we just all admit that the Bieber deal is a problem? Somebody help me with this. Please.
I think since it's because I've gotten older, and removed from some pop-media working so much, but Beiber doesn't move the needle for me. Neither does Kardashian, Paris Hilton(is that even still a thing?), Kanye, or any other "celebrity". Nothing they say mean anything to me. I don't know why people hate Bieber, and even though he's probably a douche, I don't know why I will care in the future.
Posted on 7/22/14 at 3:49 pm to TeLeFaWx
Ditto.
Posted on 7/22/14 at 11:18 pm to SafetySam
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Can we just all admit that the Bieber deal is a problem?
That's an excellent question for the Cleveland Browns.
Posted on 7/23/14 at 8:51 am to finestfirst79
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