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Posted on 3/15/16 at 11:13 pm
Posted by Gradual_Stroke
Bee Cave, TX
Member since Oct 2012
20917 posts
Posted on 3/15/16 at 11:13 pm
As everyone knows, I have been castrated by the cunt mod team here at SECRant.com. As such, I have been forced to go outside instead of flaming LSU fans on the internet. This abuse will not stand.


I hereby dedicate this thread to be a thread where I can Rant all by myself without the limp rist of the mods coming down on me for insulting God's poorest junior college and their legion of fatass dumpy fans.


And Gradual said, let it be. And it was. And it was good.


Let's begin.
Posted by Gradual_Stroke
Bee Cave, TX
Member since Oct 2012
20917 posts
Posted on 3/15/16 at 11:15 pm to
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SMH. And we wonder why SEC basketball gets no respect





Johnny Jones gets no respect because he is a limpdick
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
145064 posts
Posted on 3/15/16 at 11:17 pm to
Posted by Gradual_Stroke
Bee Cave, TX
Member since Oct 2012
20917 posts
Posted on 3/15/16 at 11:17 pm to
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Vandy and Bama for embarrassing the SEC



71-38 coonass f&ggot
Posted by Gradual_Stroke
Bee Cave, TX
Member since Oct 2012
20917 posts
Posted on 3/15/16 at 11:20 pm to
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Ohhhhhh I get it, like penis cause their gay!




Nothing is gayer than having a fricking cocktail party with your frat brothers you dumb douchebag
Posted by Gradual_Stroke
Bee Cave, TX
Member since Oct 2012
20917 posts
Posted on 3/15/16 at 11:23 pm to
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Y'all literally let an 18 year-old tell you you couldn't play in a tournament.



Simmons is about to earn more money with one fricking signature than the entire endowment of LSUA&M. Of course he gets to tell them what to do
Posted by Farmer1906
The Woodlands, TX
Member since Apr 2009
50208 posts
Posted on 3/15/16 at 11:24 pm to
GS is actually insane.

I love it.
Posted by Gradual_Stroke
Bee Cave, TX
Member since Oct 2012
20917 posts
Posted on 3/15/16 at 11:25 pm to
Ranting @ LSU fans isn't a game to me. It's practically a bodily function.
Posted by Gradual_Stroke
Bee Cave, TX
Member since Oct 2012
20917 posts
Posted on 3/15/16 at 11:27 pm to
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I've never seen a look that says "Well done, my good and faithful aggy" than this image right here
Posted by Gradual_Stroke
Bee Cave, TX
Member since Oct 2012
20917 posts
Posted on 3/15/16 at 11:30 pm to
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UF also tends towards lots of smaller class room buildings, whereas LSU builds larger, taller buildings.



quote:

LSU builds




Y'all can't even keep your roads open
Posted by Gradual_Stroke
Bee Cave, TX
Member since Oct 2012
20917 posts
Posted on 3/15/16 at 11:31 pm to
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Nothing to salvage, the conference is awful in basketball right now.




Speak for yourself. #3seed #blessed
Posted by Gradual_Stroke
Bee Cave, TX
Member since Oct 2012
20917 posts
Posted on 3/15/16 at 11:34 pm to
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I certainly care.



We don't. We aren't your rival. Your rival is OU.
Posted by Gradual_Stroke
Bee Cave, TX
Member since Oct 2012
20917 posts
Posted on 3/15/16 at 11:40 pm to
Tough loss, but good season Vandy.
Posted by Gradual_Stroke
Bee Cave, TX
Member since Oct 2012
20917 posts
Posted on 3/15/16 at 11:42 pm to
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check in if your softball team is in top 5 and scored 30 tonight




Softball is the source of LSU pride now
Posted by Gradual_Stroke
Bee Cave, TX
Member since Oct 2012
20917 posts
Posted on 3/15/16 at 11:45 pm to
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That's mighty impressive of your softball team to score just 8 less than your basketball team this week. That has to be some kind of record.



Posted by Gradual_Stroke
Bee Cave, TX
Member since Oct 2012
20917 posts
Posted on 3/15/16 at 11:48 pm to
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your shite hole stadium



If we offered to buy yours for 1/4 of what it is worth, your university would do disgusting things for that check
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
145064 posts
Posted on 3/15/16 at 11:51 pm to
this is a top 3 thread this board has ever seen
Posted by cardboardboxer
Member since Apr 2012
34330 posts
Posted on 3/16/16 at 12:18 am to
I love the passion.
Posted by texag7
College Station
Member since Apr 2014
37472 posts
Posted on 3/16/16 at 12:20 am to
Posted by CajunTiger_225
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
9201 posts
Posted on 3/16/16 at 3:39 am to
All about LSU except for one Texas poster
The mouth breathing coonasses grown from the swamp piss you off that bad?
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