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I Don't GAF what we have to pay him. If Dan Campbell is available...
Posted on 12/15/15 at 2:12 pm
Posted on 12/15/15 at 2:12 pm
after this season, we have got to get his arse to College Station in some capacity.
...yes, I have major man-wood for Dan "men-love-women-and-women-love-men" Campbell (ironic, I know). If The Big Tuna was willing to give him a vote of confidence, that is good enough for me.
...yes, I have major man-wood for Dan "men-love-women-and-women-love-men" Campbell (ironic, I know). If The Big Tuna was willing to give him a vote of confidence, that is good enough for me.
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Posted on 12/15/15 at 2:21 pm to KaiserSoze99
...a/k/a PC Principal:
Posted on 12/15/15 at 2:23 pm to KaiserSoze99
I like his tomato soup, so I support if he brings some with him
Posted on 12/15/15 at 2:34 pm to KaiserSoze99
Support
Posted on 12/15/15 at 7:02 pm to KaiserSoze99
Posted on 12/15/15 at 7:40 pm to finestfirst79
Posted on 12/16/15 at 6:56 am to finestfirst79
Dan Campbell doesn't call timeout. He just gives time that murderous glare...
...and it slows the frick down.
This post was edited on 12/16/15 at 7:40 am
Posted on 12/16/15 at 8:49 pm to KaiserSoze99
Can you imagine?
Aggy Football Player:
"Umm...coach. I, I....umm, I want to...maybe....consider....going to another school....I may want to....tr..tr....transfer."
Coach Dan Campbell:
Come again?
Aggy FB player:
"I....I...mean...I was just....ne...ne...nevermind.
(looks down at feet. turns and heads for the door)
Coach Dan Campbell:
"I expect your younger brother to commit any day now. Hope I don't have to call him."
Player:
"N..n...no sir, Coach. I...I...I will get on that right away. You'll have a commitment by this afternoon."
Campbell:
"umm" (unintelligible grunt of satisfaction) (goes back to cracking open coconuts with his bare hands)
Aggy Football Player:
"Umm...coach. I, I....umm, I want to...maybe....consider....going to another school....I may want to....tr..tr....transfer."
Coach Dan Campbell:
Come again?
Aggy FB player:
"I....I...mean...I was just....ne...ne...nevermind.
(looks down at feet. turns and heads for the door)
Coach Dan Campbell:
"I expect your younger brother to commit any day now. Hope I don't have to call him."
Player:
"N..n...no sir, Coach. I...I...I will get on that right away. You'll have a commitment by this afternoon."
Campbell:
"umm" (unintelligible grunt of satisfaction) (goes back to cracking open coconuts with his bare hands)
Posted on 12/17/15 at 12:07 am to KaiserSoze99
That was beautiful 
Posted on 12/17/15 at 7:57 am to TbirdSpur2010
Spur, let's discuss you selling out your fandom...........
Posted on 12/17/15 at 8:19 am to Old Sarge
I didn't sell out. I was drafted
Posted on 12/17/15 at 8:21 am to TbirdSpur2010
Sold out
Yep, you sold out
Yep, you sold out
Posted on 12/17/15 at 8:45 am to Old Sarge
It's kinda like when a kid who grows up a Cowboys fan gets drafted by the Redskins out of college 
Posted on 12/17/15 at 8:47 am to TbirdSpur2010
Farmers don't sell out...
They Fight, now get that team logo fixed
They Fight, now get that team logo fixed
Posted on 12/17/15 at 8:50 am to KaiserSoze99
Posted on 12/17/15 at 8:59 am to Old Sarge
It's....too late 
Posted on 12/17/15 at 9:08 am to TbirdSpur2010
Dan Campbell would slap th*#*# it of your softness
Posted on 12/17/15 at 9:56 am to Old Sarge
DC would be on my side.
Fellow draftees and all that jazz
Fellow draftees and all that jazz
Posted on 12/17/15 at 5:21 pm to Old Sarge
Dan Campbell wouldn't have to slap anything. Dude would just flex all 5,000 muscles in his eyebrows and your arse would just automatically kick itself.
Posted on 12/17/15 at 8:10 pm to TbirdSpur2010
quote:
Fellow draftees and all that jazz
As Vandy's newest fan, I support TBird's team logo.
Thank you Cheese Grits for your selection, Anchor Down!
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