re: Aggy Board OT Discussion Thread

NFLSU IMO

In light of our dumbass coaches' recent dumbassedness, Dumbest Things a Man Has Ever Said contest. Let me have 'em. I guarantee you I will kick your arse with #1, though there may be room at #2.

#2, from today. My wife and I are walking the neighborhood separately searching for a stray dog I had brought home this morning. She strikes up a conversation with a neighbor about 4 houses down our street and he talks her ear off, ending with, "Is that your son that mows your yard?" (Our yard man is me, 59 and obviously 59. I'm very biased but she looks at most 45, and he thinks I could be her son.) Thanks, man. Really. This shouldn't take more than 18 months to make her forget.

#1: Missus is on a business trip inspecting bridges with the most self-centered person I have ever met or hope to meet. He tells anybody who will listen what his career goals are and the specific steps he will take to achieve those goals. If you think you've met someone like Chad... I'll call him Chad because that's his name... you're mistaken. He is one of a kind. On this trip it was Chad and Mrs. FinestFirst, so she was a captive audience. And he didn't disappoint, went on and on and on about his goals all damn day. By the end of the day the missus had had it, and lit into him with what you'd expect from a reasonable woman: "Don't you ever wonder about other people's lives?", "Do you really think anybody wants to hear all that?", etc.
Chad is suitably chastised and the next morning starts asking lots of questions about our kids. At that time my contributions were 10 and 14, Mrs. FinestFirst's was 18. So she's happy he got the message and tells him everything there is to know about our kids. And the following exchange is hands-down the most dumbass thing a man has ever said. Chad: "I'm surprised he's old enough to have a 14-yr old!". Mrs: "Chad! You've met my daughter and you know she's older." Chad: (here it comes. grab a beer.) "Well, yeah. But I always thought you were much older than him."

So, what do you have? There are bound to be embarrassing pregnancy questions out there, at least.

I'm 6 months older, but there has never been a time when a rational man would think she was older than me or even close to my age. That doesn't make the fallout easier! Men should sometimes just STFU!

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Chad's going to take a lot of coaching. At least he makes the rest of us look good.

Looks like student sports passes for football sold out

I can't believe you didn't know Brandon McCarthy posted here if you read nugget's original Kershaw thread it's pretty easy to figure out who he is (and he makes a hilarious comment in there when you realize it).

CSB: One time on the MSB there was a thread about closers and how relievers are used in MLB, and I argued against the traditional use and got ganged up on, and Bmac backed me up and said they were all dumb. Felt good man.

Yeah he's hilarious

#firstplayoftheseason

Wow.