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Posted on 2/6/15 at 12:47 am
Posted by Legendary0903
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Member since Jan 2014
4416 posts
Posted on 2/6/15 at 12:47 am
Let's get on topic by getting off topic, gentlemen.

Would you rather live the rest of your life with just one breath per minute or have random explosive diarrhea 3 times a day?
Posted by Volatile
Tennessee
Member since Apr 2014
5472 posts
Posted on 2/6/15 at 12:58 am to
How much warning would there be before the explosive diarrhea kicked in?
Posted by VolsMissthe90s
Member since Oct 2012
3038 posts
Posted on 2/6/15 at 3:33 am to
quote:

Let's get on topic by getting off topic, gentlemen.

Would you rather live the rest of your life with just one inhalation per minute or have random explosive diarrhea 3 times a day?





I choose the third option I will commit harakiri and avoid pain of having one breather per minute and the rawness of my arse shooting out hot lava 3 times a day.
This post was edited on 2/6/15 at 3:36 am
Posted by Porter Osborne Jr
Member since Sep 2012
39997 posts
Posted on 2/6/15 at 6:16 am to
Yeah, is there any warning? And how much noise is there if not?
Posted by Supravol22
Member since Jan 2011
14411 posts
Posted on 2/6/15 at 7:04 am to
If there's no warning then one breath a minute
Posted by Ancient Rome
Rocky Top
Member since Oct 2014
1584 posts
Posted on 2/6/15 at 9:00 am to
quote:

random explosive diarrhea 3 times a day?


This. For sure.


I'd just wear some sexy depends.
Posted by TRUERockyTop
Appalachia
Member since Sep 2011
15817 posts
Posted on 2/6/15 at 9:17 am to
OT Question:

For the Knoxville guys who like the cheeba, where is your favorite smoke spot in or around the city?

Campus:
-Top story of G11 @ night. Beautiful view

West Knoxville:
-The Rock @ Admiral Park
-Stoney Point

Curious to see if anyone who partakes has any additional ones worth checking out.
This post was edited on 2/6/15 at 9:31 am
Posted by Legendary0903
Tree Fiddy Green Money
Member since Jan 2014
4416 posts
Posted on 2/6/15 at 9:36 am to
There is no warning at all. And as much noise that usually accompanies explosive diarrhea I suppose

I personally would take the explosive shits... one breath per minute sounds torturous.
Posted by Ancient Rome
Rocky Top
Member since Oct 2014
1584 posts
Posted on 2/6/15 at 9:47 am to
I feel so fricking dirty.


I decided to hold my nose and jump in- and went to VolNation again.

5 minutes later, I am back. Sorry guys.

It is the same old same old there- "OMFG KIFFIN SUXXX YOU NEGA VOLS/SUNSHINE PUMPERS SUUUUUUUCKKKK"

The obsession about Lane Kiffin over there is real.

Like it or not, he is a good coordinator. And he turned Crompton into a 5th round NFL draft pick because he knows how to coach QBs.

The butthurt is strong. He left UT- he can't possibly good, right???
Posted by Volatile
Tennessee
Member since Apr 2014
5472 posts
Posted on 2/6/15 at 10:39 am to
The recruiting forum guys are marginally more level headed.
Posted by Wishnitwas1998
where TN, MS, and AL meet
Member since Oct 2010
58203 posts
Posted on 2/6/15 at 11:22 am to
How enraged are they over DeBord?
Posted by Volatile
Tennessee
Member since Apr 2014
5472 posts
Posted on 2/6/15 at 12:10 pm to
Some are mad about the hire but not many

Most don't like it, but understand it and are giving Butch the benefit of the doubt.

Some are excited about it.
Posted by Ancient Rome
Rocky Top
Member since Oct 2014
1584 posts
Posted on 2/6/15 at 12:11 pm to
Funny story.

We had a new guy start at work not long ago. Been cutting up and joking around with him, BSing about the Vols at lunch, etc.


Find out today... he is Jeff Smith, Vols TE who caught the winning TD pass in the 86 Sugar Bowl vs Miami. Went on to play for the Falcons and Giants with Lawrence Taylor

LINK


This post was edited on 2/6/15 at 12:12 pm
Posted by Wishnitwas1998
where TN, MS, and AL meet
Member since Oct 2010
58203 posts
Posted on 2/6/15 at 12:14 pm to
quote:

Some are mad about the hire but not many Most don't like it, but understand it and are giving Butch the benefit of the doubt. Some are excited about it.


Well this.......this.......sounds like well reasoned rational thinking..........you sure you are on Volnation?
Posted by TRUERockyTop
Appalachia
Member since Sep 2011
15817 posts
Posted on 2/6/15 at 12:17 pm to
That's badass and hilarious at the same time.
Posted by Volatile
Tennessee
Member since Apr 2014
5472 posts
Posted on 2/6/15 at 12:51 pm to
quote:

Well this.......this.......sounds like well reasoned rational thinking..........you sure you are on Volnation?


I don't lurk much outside the recruiting forum, but astonishingly... many are taking it quite well.
Posted by Porter Osborne Jr
Member since Sep 2012
39997 posts
Posted on 2/6/15 at 1:06 pm to
Guess I'd take the shits I like to do outdoors stuff and wouldn't be able to do them. My wife and kids might chose the 1 breath a minutes if I get the explosive shits.
Posted by Robert Goulet
Member since Jan 2013
9999 posts
Posted on 2/6/15 at 3:03 pm to
I'll go with the diarrhea. I usually have some good runny, projectile shits on the reg anyway.
Posted by Legendary0903
Tree Fiddy Green Money
Member since Jan 2014
4416 posts
Posted on 2/6/15 at 3:31 pm to
Let's up the ante...

Would you rather eat out Lena Dunham while she is on her period or have a Susan Boyle with herpes give you a blowjob? Each act must last at least 20 minutes.
Posted by Wishnitwas1998
where TN, MS, and AL meet
Member since Oct 2010
58203 posts
Posted on 2/6/15 at 4:15 pm to
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