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re: Off-season champs
Posted on 10/18/17 at 5:29 pm to Serraneaux
Posted on 10/18/17 at 5:29 pm to Serraneaux
We’ll make it happen
Posted on 10/18/17 at 5:33 pm to Robert Goulet
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I am LOLing thinking about BJN threatening SoG with a perma
Cacaaaw
Posted on 10/18/17 at 5:40 pm to David Ricky
I was going to ask him if he has ever used the Mr. arse handle.
Posted on 10/18/17 at 7:59 pm to Robert Goulet
You all are doing serious work on the secr, the mindset of that board is amazing.
Posted on 10/18/17 at 9:25 pm to BigOrangeVols
That's perfect. Gruden and the The Night King have the same color eyes.
Posted on 10/19/17 at 12:02 am to SummerOfGeorge
This GIF just further convinces me that Jaws never played QB in the NFL or even in high school and his past is all an elaborate scheme created by the deep state to keep the frogs gay
Posted on 10/19/17 at 12:05 am to David Ricky
I just miss those BAD frickING arse sports center intros
Posted on 10/19/17 at 10:00 am to SummerOfGeorge
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That of course was where Vols, Bitch and Mountain Damn Values were born.
what is the story behind mountain damn values? I've seen the poster obviously but I just thought it was nonsense, didn't realize there was a backstory there.
Posted on 10/19/17 at 10:27 am to WG_Dawg
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what is the story behind mountain damn values? I've seen the poster obviously but I just thought it was nonsense, didn't realize there was a backstory there.
Jonathan Crompton aka the Tuscola Tornado
Mountain Damn Values - Losers with Socks
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Raised in rural Appalachia. Can anything replace the mountain values that strike at the core of a young mountain boy raised to live on the land? It ain’t hair gel, Gates. It’s not hot boiled peanuts, Bammeroid. It’s mountain damn values, and it wears #8.
What are mountain values you ask? As a certified mountain boy, I’m fit as a fiddle to answer this.
It’s that breakfast-is-your-biggest-meal kind of lifestyle. Cock crows in the morn’, and it’s fresh eggs, bacon, grits, and big ole’ ‘maters out of my mountain fresh garden. Uphill to work, a full day of tillin’ and plantin’, uphill back home. A hard day’s work for an honest wage. I’m not trying to puff my chest here fellas; that’s just my creed.
It’s waste not, want not. Feed sacks turned into clothes; old clothes into quilts. Nothin’ passed along to succeeding generations except for the steep ground used by a mountain family to scratch out a meager living. Why in Appalachia, the land is just another family member. We love it and respect it just like a sister. You’re raised mountain strong; never touched a weight in my life. Twenty gallons of creek water up the hill three times a day, don’t care what the weather is. We don’t have much, but we get by on family values. Up here, your character counts. Where I was raised, you judge a man’s heart by the amount of sweat that drips from his broad and wide mountain brow.
Jon Crompton is strong as an ox, steady in his faith, and chock full of these mountain values that the Appalachia bestowed upon the talented signal caller. Heath Shuler redux, partner.
This post was edited on 10/19/17 at 10:30 am
Posted on 10/19/17 at 10:32 am to WG_Dawg
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what is the story behind mountain damn values? I've seen the poster obviously but I just thought it was nonsense, didn't realize there was a backstory there.
Jonathan Crompton is Mountain Damn Values
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If Crompton had had half a offensive line and a place kickjer to work with, he could have won the Bama, UCLA, Auburn and VPI games. Beware the ruff tuff Mountain Warrior, Poet, Lover and Prince Warrior who happens to ride the pale horse, For he is death, And hell rides with him….Jon Crompton is a WMD. Motherfricker.
Jon Crompton is a strong QB, a gifted QB. Charmingly charismatic, unfailingly noble, unerringly crafty. He is the kind of guy that women want and men want to be. He’s respected. He’s unmatched as a beautiful, beautiful man, perfect in every way. I wish I could be him. I wish that he had cleft chin so I could live inside of his cleft forever, subsisting on nothing but his razor stubble, dried aftershave and the saliva of soft, buxom, lily fresh, wholesome mountain girls.
Posted on 10/19/17 at 10:33 am to Vols&Shaft83
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Jonathan Crompton is Mountain Damn Values
Posted on 10/19/17 at 10:41 am to SummerOfGeorge
Did the Rod Wilks = Chuck Norris shite start on LWS?
Posted on 10/19/17 at 10:42 am to SummerOfGeorge
I am screaming
I haven't read that in forever
I haven't read that in forever
Posted on 10/19/17 at 10:43 am to David Ricky
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I am screaming
I haven't read that in forever
I could bath in it. Soak it right up.
LOL my favorite part is
PA : 313
PC : over half
This post was edited on 10/19/17 at 10:45 am
Posted on 10/19/17 at 10:48 am to David Ricky
Big miss by Crompdaddy to not incorporate Mountain Damn Values into his garage's slogan imo
Posted on 10/19/17 at 11:06 pm to SummerOfGeorge
how have I never seen that gif???
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