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re: Your team vs. SEC opponents in totality
Posted on 5/31/15 at 8:49 am to CtrlAltimerDelete
Posted on 5/31/15 at 8:49 am to CtrlAltimerDelete
Hey CrtlAltimerDelete,
My name is John, and I hate you. You a are fat, retarded no-life who spends every second of their day defending stupid arse Alabama football. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to Facebook pictures of Kristen Saban.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; shite was SO cash). You are a **** who should just kill himself. Thanks for listening.
My name is John, and I hate you. You a are fat, retarded no-life who spends every second of their day defending stupid arse Alabama football. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to Facebook pictures of Kristen Saban.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; shite was SO cash). You are a **** who should just kill himself. Thanks for listening.
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Posted on 5/31/15 at 10:45 am to Johnny Ringo
The copypasta was funny the first time. Not this time.
Posted on 5/31/15 at 11:20 am to CtrlAltimerDelete
Interesting stats, thanks for posting. 
Posted on 5/31/15 at 11:22 am to CtrlAltimerDelete
Surprised a little with Arkansas. Thought they would have better numbers.
Posted on 5/31/15 at 11:26 am to CtrlAltimerDelete
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I'm only interested in football.
Shocker
Posted on 5/31/15 at 11:34 am to CtrlAltimerDelete
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Insecure about what? Listen, in most all things concerning SEC football, Alabama is going to be #1. Those are just cold, hard facts.
They can't handle that truth. There have been idiots around here that have called me a Bama $%^& sucker. lol.
Posted on 5/31/15 at 12:01 pm to CtrlAltimerDelete
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clear that certain fanbases, coonies and auNecks, are going to take this thread in the wrong way.
How has natural selection not taken you out? Good god. We get it. Bama is good in football and golf and not much else.
This post was edited on 5/31/15 at 12:13 pm
Posted on 5/31/15 at 12:03 pm to CtrlAltimerDelete
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This is an SEC football board
Show me where it say SECFOOTBALLRANT, dumbass
Posted on 5/31/15 at 12:05 pm to CtrlAltimerDelete
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, I'm only interested in football.
Said by every gump needing to validate his/her sad existence.maybe if bama didnt win so much youd realize you live in trailer, have married your first cousin,and have 3 teeth total in your immediate family, BUT HEY ROLLTIDE YALL
Posted on 5/31/15 at 12:22 pm to CtrlAltimerDelete
I enjoy these types of threads and appreciate the work you put into it. It's a shame that your being an Alabama fan will distract from the quality of the content instead of leading to engaging conversation. Unfortunately, there are a lot of insecure, angry fans of opposing teams that take any kind of thread like this as a chest beating brag thread, just because Bama tops the list.
Well done.
Well done.
This post was edited on 5/31/15 at 12:25 pm
Posted on 5/31/15 at 12:22 pm to CtrlAltimerDelete
Not behind Tulane 
Posted on 5/31/15 at 1:04 pm to CtrlAltimerDelete
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auNeck
Quite possibly the lamest word ever invented.
Posted on 5/31/15 at 1:32 pm to harmonics
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Props to Missouri
Missouri is very competitive, much more so than traditional SEC teams like LSU or the Plainmen.
It's great to have them in the conference.
Posted on 5/31/15 at 1:33 pm to Vols&Shaft83
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auNeck
Quite possibly the lamest word ever invented.
I like it too; that is why I use it so much. Thanks.
Posted on 5/31/15 at 1:35 pm to Tuscaloosa
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I enjoy these types of threads and appreciate the work you put into it. It's a shame that your being an Alabama fan will distract from the quality of the content instead of leading to engaging conversation. Unfortunately, there are a lot of insecure, angry fans of opposing teams that take any kind of thread like this as a chest beating brag thread, just because Bama tops the list.
Well done.
I've noticed a lot of childish behavior on this board, no question.
Many of them seem to lash out, blindly, at any mention of a team other than their own.
Most of them are probably just teenagers.
Posted on 5/31/15 at 1:35 pm to Rickdaddy4188
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Show me where it say SECFOOTBALLRANT, dumbass
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Posted on 5/31/15 at 1:38 pm to Rickdaddy4188
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Show me where it say SECFOOTBALLRANT, dumbass
You're so angry, but you're wrong.
Look at the link at the top of your page when you click on "SECrant"
Mine looks like this:
secrant.com/rant/sec-football/
Posted on 5/31/15 at 1:39 pm to Rickdaddy4188
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, I'm only interested in football.
Said by every gump needing to validate his/her sad existence.maybe if bama didnt win so much youd realize you live in trailer, have married your first cousin,and have 3 teeth total in your immediate family, BUT HEY ROLLTIDE YALL
Let's play name the animal. What name would you give this creature?
Posted on 5/31/15 at 1:42 pm to Tuscaloosa
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You're so angry, but you're wrong.
Look at the link at the top of your page when you click on "SECrant"
Mine looks like this:
secrant.com/rant/sec-football/
Of course it's an SEC football board. Many here simply don't seem to enjoy talking about football.
Frankly, I wish they would go to the More Sports board and stop intentionally posting off-topic threads here.
It's rude.
This post was edited on 5/31/15 at 1:44 pm
Posted on 5/31/15 at 1:43 pm to CtrlAltimerDelete
Can you post a chart of SEC football programs that have had games vacated or forfeited for cheating? I like to see which team leads this category.
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