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You might have Alabama fatigue if...
Posted on 1/18/16 at 12:24 pm
Posted on 1/18/16 at 12:24 pm
1. You want to smash your head against the wall whenever anyone says "Roll Tide."
2. Whenever you think of SEC football, you think of Bama.
3. You can't stand their fake nice shite.
4. You want them to lose every game.
5. You think Saban cheated or just can't stand them.
6. You call all of their fans sidewalkers.
7. You claim all of their fans live in trailers.
8. You call all of their fans fat.
9. You claim they have won way less national championships than they claim.
10. You tell every Bama "fan" to go frick their sister.
Since most, if not all of us, suffer from one of these Bama fatigue symptoms, we should all collectively just tell Bama and their fans to go frick themselves until they disappear.
/rant
2. Whenever you think of SEC football, you think of Bama.
3. You can't stand their fake nice shite.
4. You want them to lose every game.
5. You think Saban cheated or just can't stand them.
6. You call all of their fans sidewalkers.
7. You claim all of their fans live in trailers.
8. You call all of their fans fat.
9. You claim they have won way less national championships than they claim.
10. You tell every Bama "fan" to go frick their sister.
Since most, if not all of us, suffer from one of these Bama fatigue symptoms, we should all collectively just tell Bama and their fans to go frick themselves until they disappear.
/rant
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Posted on 1/18/16 at 12:24 pm to ForeverGator
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2. Whenever you think of SEC football, you think of Bama.
It's true.
Posted on 1/18/16 at 12:24 pm to ForeverGator
/rant
Posted on 1/18/16 at 12:25 pm to ForeverGator
I didn't have to click through a slideshow to read through this list, so I guess your thread is just slightly better than that. 
Posted on 1/18/16 at 12:27 pm to ForeverGator
You make a really shitty thread about Alabama fatigue
Posted on 1/18/16 at 12:30 pm to CNB
I remember getting 49er fatigue back in the 80's and 90's. I wanted them to lose just because I wanted to see somebody else win for a change.
I can only imagine what this is like. Luckily I'm on the side doing the dominating this time. The 70's were kind of like this. I think only one or two years we didn't win the conference and played for the national title in 71, 73, 74, 77, 78 and 79.
I grew up thinking our last game of every year was the Sugar Bowl
I can only imagine what this is like. Luckily I'm on the side doing the dominating this time. The 70's were kind of like this. I think only one or two years we didn't win the conference and played for the national title in 71, 73, 74, 77, 78 and 79.
I grew up thinking our last game of every year was the Sugar Bowl
Posted on 1/18/16 at 12:30 pm to ForeverGator
Roll Tide.
Posted on 1/18/16 at 12:32 pm to ForeverGator
You should be kissing our arse!
We developed a head coach for you!
We developed a head coach for you!
Posted on 1/18/16 at 12:33 pm to ForeverGator
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11. Make numerous threads about them every week.
This one specifically applies to you.
Posted on 1/18/16 at 12:34 pm to ForeverGator
What you, and many other CF fans, are too stupid to understand is that Bama fans take these sentiments, which you lamely intend to be insults, as the greatest compliment because it is solid proof that you are obsessed with our dominance.
Posted on 1/18/16 at 12:36 pm to Robin Masters
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What you, and many other CF fans, are too stupid to understand is that Bama fans take these sentiments, which you lamely intend to be insults, as the greatest compliment because it is solid proof that you are obsessed with our dominance.
I think, you might, have a point, man.
Posted on 1/18/16 at 12:43 pm to ForeverGator
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ForeverGator
Posted on 1/18/16 at 12:47 pm to ForeverGator
Being king is a bitch.
Posted on 1/18/16 at 12:47 pm to ForeverGator
It is what it is.
Posted on 1/18/16 at 12:49 pm to ForeverGator
quote:You're a great poster, man!
3. You can't stand their fake nice shite.
Posted on 1/18/16 at 12:49 pm to ForeverGator
5 in a row... and none were close
Posted on 1/18/16 at 12:50 pm to ForeverGator
Poor baby...
Oh, and you misspelled dumbass again.
FIFY
Oh, and you misspelled dumbass again.
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ForeverDumbass
FIFY
Posted on 1/18/16 at 12:50 pm to ForeverGator
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ForeverGator
Auburn fans have been saying all these things for years. Nice to see you guys finally caught up.
Posted on 1/18/16 at 12:51 pm to ForeverGator
quote:Fixed it. Let's just get down to the heart of the matter.
You be mad if...
Posted on 1/18/16 at 12:54 pm to TigerTalker16
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2. Whenever you think of SEC football, you think of Bama.
I immediately think of Gary and Verne masturbating to the sheer thought of bama.
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