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re: Worst Backfield in the SEC

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Posted by Eric Nies Grind Time
Atlanta GA - ITP
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Posted on 9/12/14 at 12:09 pm to
At the Egg Bowl Luke is going to rip off his Ole Miss shirt revealing an MSU shirt.

He will then hit Freeze in the back with a metal folding chair.
Posted by NIH
Member since Aug 2008
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Posted on 9/12/14 at 12:10 pm to
He ran out last week after Tig Barksdale robbed his stash house.
Posted by Eric Nies Grind Time
Atlanta GA - ITP
Member since Sep 2012
24933 posts
Posted on 9/12/14 at 12:11 pm to
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Or an offensive line consisting of only three Laremey Tunsils?


Better get more weed/lawyer/heppin money.

/elitedawged
Posted by Wanderin Reb
Gallifrey
Member since Jun 2013
10738 posts
Posted on 9/12/14 at 12:11 pm to
A chair shot from Luke's big arse would kill Freeze.

Then again he might be one of those fat guys who doesn't even have fat guy strength. Those are the worst.
Posted by Eric Nies Grind Time
Atlanta GA - ITP
Member since Sep 2012
24933 posts
Posted on 9/12/14 at 12:11 pm to
Hugh Freeze coaching tenure will end like Wesley Snipes drug reign in New Jack City.
Posted by Rebelgator
Pripyat Bridge
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Posted on 9/12/14 at 12:12 pm to
Posted by NIH
Member since Aug 2008
112590 posts
Posted on 9/12/14 at 12:12 pm to
Kalio will put in papers to transfer the day before the EB to become the ALL DAWG he was always meant to be.
Posted by Wanderin Reb
Gallifrey
Member since Jun 2013
10738 posts
Posted on 9/12/14 at 12:13 pm to
quote:

Better get more weed/lawyer/heppin money.


You're right. I didn't factor in how soft that line would be. They'd probably all get "strains" and "pulls" every week and we'd be stuck with their back ups...

...3 Bradley Sowells.
Posted by Eric Nies Grind Time
Atlanta GA - ITP
Member since Sep 2012
24933 posts
Posted on 9/12/14 at 12:13 pm to
Most door guys at college bars have a lot of the fat strong going on.
Posted by NIH
Member since Aug 2008
112590 posts
Posted on 9/12/14 at 12:13 pm to
Imagine a hand job from that
Posted by rockytop627
Member since Jan 2014
10041 posts
Posted on 9/12/14 at 12:13 pm to
Guess OP hasn't Hurd
Posted by Wanderin Reb
Gallifrey
Member since Jun 2013
10738 posts
Posted on 9/12/14 at 12:14 pm to
quote:

Kalio will put in papers to transfer the day before the EB to become the ALL DAWG he was always meant to be.


At this point:

Posted by Eric Nies Grind Time
Atlanta GA - ITP
Member since Sep 2012
24933 posts
Posted on 9/12/14 at 12:14 pm to
Dan will slap Kailo on the butt and send him on the way to the NCAA head office. He will get there in no time. He runs a 3.4 40.
Posted by Wanderin Reb
Gallifrey
Member since Jun 2013
10738 posts
Posted on 9/12/14 at 12:15 pm to
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Imagine a hand job from that


She'd rip your dick off and throw in the tall grass never to be seen again.
Posted by NIH
Member since Aug 2008
112590 posts
Posted on 9/12/14 at 12:15 pm to
Bundy and Shane Dawg will have water on the way for him.
Posted by Hardy_Har
MS
Member since Nov 2012
16285 posts
Posted on 9/12/14 at 12:15 pm to
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Imagine a hand job from that

Dick would look like a pistol grip

As strong as she looks, Hud still makes her cook..
Posted by NIH
Member since Aug 2008
112590 posts
Posted on 9/12/14 at 12:15 pm to
HUD has to pin her before he can have sex.
Posted by Rebelgator
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39543 posts
Posted on 9/12/14 at 12:16 pm to
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She'd rip your dick off and throw it on a Taco Bell roof
Posted by UMRealist
Member since Feb 2013
35360 posts
Posted on 9/12/14 at 12:16 pm to
Posted by Wanderin Reb
Gallifrey
Member since Jun 2013
10738 posts
Posted on 9/12/14 at 12:17 pm to
Their pre-sex ritual is a trial by combat.

Whoever bleeds first doesn't get to come that night.
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