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re: Will Shea Patterson be allowed to escape the shite storm ?

Posted on 5/4/16 at 11:16 pm to
Posted by ztownbird
Trump, USA
Member since Oct 2012
991 posts
Posted on 5/4/16 at 11:16 pm to
Yeah they were reporting it on ED, saw that too, seems legit. frick you..
Posted by TheCosbySweater
Dallas
Member since Sep 2014
1743 posts
Posted on 5/4/16 at 11:23 pm to
Considering we paid him, his family and everyone at IMG's bills... He ain't goin anywhere.
This post was edited on 5/4/16 at 11:23 pm
Posted by MsState of mind
State of Denial
Member since Aug 2013
2636 posts
Posted on 5/4/16 at 11:23 pm to
a.) Ole Miss people spend more time on Elite Dawgs I am sure of it. When was the last time a state fan brought them up. Those Fers are crazy. I have been to the site 3 times and all three were sent by an Ole Miss Fan

b.) Screw those kids they took the money they should take it like a man now that the money is going to get them in trouble.
Posted by lsusteve1
Member since Dec 2004
41860 posts
Posted on 5/4/16 at 11:24 pm to
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They can't transfer to LSU. LSU is bankrupt


So cute
Posted by shotcaller1
Member since Oct 2014
7501 posts
Posted on 5/4/16 at 11:33 pm to
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So cute


So true
Posted by matthew25
Member since Jun 2012
9425 posts
Posted on 5/5/16 at 12:58 am to
No way that LSU can scrape up $305. That's a lot of corndog sales just to buy another QB for Leslie.
Posted by GFunk
Denham Springs
Member since Feb 2011
14966 posts
Posted on 5/5/16 at 6:28 am to
Hearing the youngest Patterson is enrolled at St. Stanislaus. He won't be an impact recruit to the level that Shea or even his oldest paycheck moocher was and that coupled with the fact that the St. Stanislaus coaches won't put up with any sh!t show means we probably won't see him "handling," the youngest the way Shea's traveling vaudeville routine went.

Oh...and how exactly did the Patterson's get their new Crib? I'll hang up and listen.
This post was edited on 5/5/16 at 6:33 am
Posted by WhoDatNC
NC
Member since Dec 2013
11694 posts
Posted on 5/5/16 at 6:48 am to
He will go in whatever direction his brothers boner is pointing.
Posted by coachcrisp
pensacola, fl
Member since Jun 2012
30589 posts
Posted on 5/5/16 at 6:50 am to
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That kid has gas mask written all over him.

Posted by El Batnaros
Member since Apr 2016
431 posts
Posted on 5/5/16 at 8:31 am to
I'm always reading elitedawgs I'll admit but it's because I can find out the latest scoop on Ole miss
Posted by GnashRebel
Member since May 2015
8174 posts
Posted on 5/5/16 at 8:36 am to
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I've seen reports of players from the Ole Miss 2016 signing class inquiring about how to get out of their NOI.


I've seen reports that Bert is really an alien posing as an overweight college football coach in a plot to rule the world. I seent it just don't ask me where.
Posted by GnashRebel
Member since May 2015
8174 posts
Posted on 5/5/16 at 8:39 am to
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Oh...and how exactly did the Patterson's get their new Crib? I'll hang up and listen.



It must be obvious to you. Hugh Freeze must have bought them a new home.









We have upgraded from handing out hundreds, to paying electical bills, and now we buy recruits homes. You are a complete idiot. :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Posted by GFunk
Denham Springs
Member since Feb 2011
14966 posts
Posted on 5/5/16 at 8:52 am to
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GnashRebel
quote:

It must be obvious to you.


No. I asked a question-albeit sarcastically-so in actuality no...using that form of punctuation within my post would indicate that it must NOT be obvious to me. But let's keep going.

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We have upgraded from handing out hundreds, to paying electical bills, and now we buy recruits homes.


It's actually spelled electrical. Also, when referencing homes in that same sentence regardless of whether or not you're utilizing a conjunction to combine the complementary thoughts within the same declarative statement, you must utilize an apostrophe when using the word recruit in order to maintain grammatical accuracy.

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You are a complete idiot.


Hmmm...that's one sick, electical burn, Bro!
Posted by GnashRebel
Member since May 2015
8174 posts
Posted on 5/5/16 at 8:54 am to
I am the Emperor of Rome, and above grammar.
This post was edited on 5/5/16 at 8:56 am
Posted by GnashRebel
Member since May 2015
8174 posts
Posted on 5/5/16 at 8:59 am to
BTW, I did misspell, I did see the little red line, and I did move on because I care not. Since you are clearly an educated boy, I assume you are familiar with the informal style of writing. Seeing as I didn't intend to turn this thread into a professor, I seek to indulge myself. Apparently to your dismay.
This post was edited on 5/5/16 at 9:02 am
Posted by GFunk
Denham Springs
Member since Feb 2011
14966 posts
Posted on 5/5/16 at 9:08 am to
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GnashRebel
quote:

BTW, I did misspell, I did see the little red line, and I did move on because I care not.


Run on sentence. Use periods to separate and indicate each separate thought as its own.

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Since you are clearly an educated boy, I assume you are familiar with the informal style of writing.


Commasplice. No need for the comma to appear after you reference a 37 year old man as a "boy".

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Seeing as I didn't intend to turn this thread into a professor, I seek to indulge myself.


Does anyone understand the meaning of, "trying to turn this thread into a professor"? Are you a magician? Do you do Magic Shows? As a personal aside that's pretty cool if so.

If not, then kindly explain to me and everyone else exactly WTF it is that you're on about here?

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Apparently to your dismay.


This is an incomplete sentence.

Signed,

Complete Idiot
This post was edited on 5/5/16 at 9:09 am
Posted by lestertheghost
Member since Mar 2016
436 posts
Posted on 5/5/16 at 9:09 am to
is Shea committed to aggie?
Posted by GnashRebel
Member since May 2015
8174 posts
Posted on 5/5/16 at 9:10 am to
Informal style.

Concise writing.

Try it.
Posted by GnashRebel
Member since May 2015
8174 posts
Posted on 5/5/16 at 9:17 am to
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Does anyone understand the meaning of, "trying to turn this thread into a professor"?


Comprehension skills are declining across the US.
Posted by GnashRebel
Member since May 2015
8174 posts
Posted on 5/5/16 at 9:17 am to
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Does anyone understand the meaning of, "trying to turn this thread into a professor"?


Comprehension skills are declining across the US.
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