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Posted on 12/22/09 at 1:34 pm to ACL11190
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ACL11190
Bella gonna beat you up for that, although I know you gonna like it cause I would
Posted on 12/22/09 at 1:34 pm to RMFTBama
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Better question: if we win, what method of suicide will you choose?
Something lingeringly painful I hope. With a webcam.
This post was edited on 12/22/09 at 1:35 pm
Posted on 12/22/09 at 1:35 pm to Number 3 is my Hero
I'm already in a pissy mood today anyway. I had to go out and buy a new i phone because my ex broke my last one when i broke up with her. She threw it on the sidewalk along the quad.
Posted on 12/22/09 at 1:36 pm to ACL11190
What a stupid count. Did you hit her with your Yellow Hammer?
Posted on 12/22/09 at 1:36 pm to ACL11190
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I'm already in a pissy mood today anyway. I had to go out and buy a new i phone because my ex broke my last one when i broke up with her. She threw it on the sidewalk along the quad.
You suck at women.
Posted on 12/22/09 at 1:36 pm to ACL11190
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Bella is in my kitchen washing dishes and doing her usual duties. Do not tempt her to come post. She has yet to finish making me a sammich, washing clothes, and neatly folding them and putting them in my closet.
YES. And I am wearing my elf outfit all while I do it, but you are too nerdy to notice because you are playing World of Warcraft in your room. I accidentally washed your whites with my red bras and panties. Sorry all of your clothes are pink now.
Posted on 12/22/09 at 1:36 pm to ACL11190
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I'm already in a pissy mood today anyway. I had to go out and buy a new i phone because my ex broke my last one when i broke up with her. She threw it on the sidewalk along the qua
Screw that, I can upgrade in Feb so when I broke my phone in my wreck last month I just went and got a go phone. I can live 2 months without internet, browsing, etc on my phone can't I?
Posted on 12/22/09 at 1:37 pm to ACL11190
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I think the real question here is what the frick is Tom's prob with Jerry? WTF did Jerry ever do to Tom? I mean i know he's a mouse and Tom is a cat but fricking get over it, you know?
Posted on 12/22/09 at 1:39 pm to ACL11190
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I'm already in a pissy mood today anyway. I had to go out and buy a new i phone because my ex broke my last one when i broke up with her. She threw it on the sidewalk along the quad.
You need to bill her for your phone. Or spread a rumor that she gave you crabs.
Posted on 12/22/09 at 1:39 pm to Bellabama
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I accidentally washed your whites with my red bras and panties. Sorry all of your clothes are pink now
Pink Polo's are cool
Posted on 12/22/09 at 1:41 pm to Bellabama
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You need to bill her for your phone. Or spread a rumor that she gave you crabs
Yeah but then everyone would think i had crabs.
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Posted on 12/22/09 at 1:42 pm to ACL11190
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ACL11190
Bad part is a lot of the jewelry and stuff I got from Bailey Banks and Biddle and they going out of business so all sales were final.
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Posted on 12/22/09 at 1:43 pm to Number 3 is my Hero
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Pink Polo's are cool
I'm one of the few people that can pull this off. It takes massive amounts of swag and confidence.
Posted on 12/22/09 at 1:44 pm to ACL11190
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Yeah but then everyone would think i have crabs.
Crabs on are man are different when a skank gives them to you. No one judges. But, I understand. Tell people when she gets drunk, sometimes she shits her pants.
Posted on 12/22/09 at 1:46 pm to ACL11190
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'm one of the few people that can pull this off. It takes massive amounts of swag and confidence
A pink polo on a manly man is actually pretty hot. I have to say. A pink polo on wimpy man is a disaster.
Posted on 12/22/09 at 1:48 pm to Number 3 is my Hero
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Bad part is a lot of the jewelry and stuff I got from Bailey Banks and Biddle and they going out of business so all sales were final.
Don't worry. You'll need that shite later.
Posted on 12/22/09 at 1:49 pm to Bellabama
Meh, you're doing it all wrong. All i have to do is tell all of my friends that i broke up with her because her vag is a mile long.
(Which is not true but it would piss her off. I'm not going to do it though because i'm just too nice a guy. Although, if she breaks another one of my phones i'll just backhand the bitch and end her life.)
(Which is not true but it would piss her off. I'm not going to do it though because i'm just too nice a guy. Although, if she breaks another one of my phones i'll just backhand the bitch and end her life.)
Posted on 12/22/09 at 1:50 pm to Bellabama
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A pink polo on wimpy man is a disaster.
This is not me bruh.
Posted on 12/22/09 at 1:51 pm to ACL11190
e-sex goin on in this thread?
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