re: Will Arakansas ever beat Tennessee again in any meaningful sport?

Your threads are almost always 100% pure, uncut, shite. However, since you're pathetically desperate for a win, I'll give you this: Because of you, I constantly forget that the spelling of serraneaux is actually serrano. I see the peppers labeled at the store and I always double-take thinking the store made some kind of error.

There, you're officially in an Arky's head. You can call the troops home, you don't have to keep embarrassing yourself.