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Posted on 11/7/14 at 6:49 pm to Prominentwon
Good point, nanner fingers.
You just want us to self-impale, as your subconscience has already conceded that your boys are gonna be unable to get the job done.
Yeah, I took one of those bullshite psych classes back in the day, too.
You just want us to self-impale, as your subconscience has already conceded that your boys are gonna be unable to get the job done.
Yeah, I took one of those bullshite psych classes back in the day, too.
Posted on 11/7/14 at 7:15 pm to Prominentwon
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I hate them mainly because of their fanbase and self entitlement. That's the main reason.
That and the media is lIke one of those pageant mothers telling everyone "oh look at her. Look at her. So beautiful, so perfect. Nothing she can do can ever be wrong." Where we can only hope the little brat falls and impales her face with a slightly sharp, rusty object just so we can see the mother absolutely crushed and finally shut the frick up.
Posted on 11/7/14 at 7:22 pm to dreaux
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You need to erase all that crap and make everyone listen to the audio.
Made me feel good, as an Alabama fan. That kind of fury and deep hatred is funny for the ones who incite it.
It's pleasing. I could refute several of the KoNSPIRAKEy themed accusations but, why?
It's fun to see fans of other teams squirm and believe crazy things. That is soothing to the heart and like a nice drink of bourbon, warming.
I like to imagine kooks like this guy in the recording having to wipe away froth from their mincing mouths after they talk about Alabama.
It's a win. It's a home win, it's an away win, it's a total victory both mentally and emotionally. People like this are beaten; they have no other options but to say the Twin Towers were melted by Jews in the NSA.
They are out of options and they can only breathe by using whatever little tubing Bammers provide them to suck air with.
This post was edited on 11/7/14 at 7:25 pm
Posted on 11/7/14 at 7:35 pm to tungi01
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In all fairness, if I were LSU, I would MUCH rather have played Okie Lite than face a pissed off Bama team... They escaped Tuscaloosa and wanted NO PART of Bama again.... 21-0 proved that...
That brings back good memories. It was so funny watching Coonie Nation practically march in unison in their extreme objections to having to play Alabama again.
For good reason, as it turned out. But, man, remember how they virtually begged anyone who would listen that it just wasn't fair and they deserved to play Okie State?
That was so funny. Come to think of it, I lost a lot of respect for LSU fans during that time.
They really aren't up to any test and were trying their very best to crawfish out of that rematch but, their little sad pleas for relief were never answered.
Even the LSU football players were lighting up Twitter/Facebook talking about how it just wasn't fair.
What a disgrace.
This post was edited on 11/7/14 at 7:37 pm
Posted on 11/7/14 at 7:46 pm to Hiphopanonymous
I used to hate alabama fans till I got introduced to the paul finebaum show.
Pure comedy gold.
Pure comedy gold.
Posted on 11/7/14 at 8:17 pm to Hiphopanonymous
Just listened to it. Wow. That dude has given up permanent space in his head to Alabama. Awesome.
Posted on 11/7/14 at 8:17 pm to Hiphopanonymous
Wow, his butthurt may have actually developed into a real physical/medical condition. His fat arse boudin scented tears sustain me. HE MAD.
This post was edited on 11/7/14 at 8:20 pm
Posted on 11/7/14 at 8:25 pm to Hiphopanonymous
Wow, it is almost exactly 90 seconds in before you can hear the anger begin to really swell up in this guy!
Yikes
Yikes
Posted on 11/7/14 at 8:27 pm to sawfiddle
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Wow, his butthurt may have actually developed into a real physical/medical condition. His fat arse boudin scented tears sustain me. HE MAD.
I hope some LSU fan will be gracious enough, in defeat, to link us to a post-game deflation speech this silly man has to offer Alabama fans.
It may be even better than what he has provided so far.
Posted on 11/7/14 at 8:32 pm to CtrlAltimerDelete
I hope there's a really bad PP7 INT-like call in the game. I'd like to see if he bursts into flames or if he just quits existing as a human and turns into a really big chunk of tasso.
Posted on 11/7/14 at 8:34 pm to Hiphopanonymous
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There is a good reason to dislike these people! There is a good reason to dislike this team! In fact, there are ALOT of them. The fact that they dictate who they play against. The fact that they dictate when they play. The fact that they can dictate Geography or didn’t you know that Missouri is east of the state of Alabama. You know there is a reason there is a scholarship limit today in the NCAA. It’s so that offensive lineman don’t end up on swimming grant-in-aids. You know where that started? It started at the University of Alabama. You cannot like them because they fabricate statistics. How many national championships have they won? I don’t know what that number is but they’re claiming twice that many. You can hate them because Patrick Peterson’s foot was in bounds. You can hate em because Oklahoma State got screwed! You can hate em because there was a Christmas Day press conference in Florida. Remember the ditch diggers? You can hate em because of that. You can remember a disappointed mother with a teenage girl with a bow on the hood of her new Mercedes. You know where the NCAA manual got written? It got written in Tuscaloosa because most of the rules they’ve got are based on things that Alabama had broken or don’t the names Albert Means and Antonio Langham mean anything to you. You know the guy that makes the league schedules? He went to Alabama. You know th President of the NCAA? He once hired the coach at Alabama. You know this is the most entitled and delusional fanbase in the history of organized sports. And remember that this is a team that will get every break from every official, every administrator, every committee member. Literally ANYONE who is in authority in College Football is looking for any advantage that they can give to these people.
This post was edited on 11/7/14 at 8:35 pm
Posted on 11/7/14 at 8:37 pm to Prominentwon
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I hate them mainly because of their fanbase and self entitlement. That's the main reason.
That and the media is lIke one of those pageant mothers telling everyone "oh look at her. Look at her. So beautiful, so perfect. Nothing she can do can ever be wrong." Where we can only hope the little brat falls and impales her face with a slightly sharp, rusty object just so we can see the mother absolutely crushed and finally shut the frick up.
But, the Crimson Tide is King. I am annoyed by certain types of Alabama fans that crow about the Tide's superiority. That is annoying.
But, then again, do better and be better and make them shut up, right?
Don't do like LSU has and be an absolute bust against Alabama in its history as a football program and then whine because Alabama fans are proud of their history.
For God's sake, even the auNecks have given us solid competition throughout the decades. LSU? Pitiful history with Alabama.
I respect the auNeck team, not the fans. I respect the Tennessee team, not the fans.
I don't really respect the LSU team or its fans. They don't deserve it concerning Alabama.
This post was edited on 11/7/14 at 8:42 pm
Posted on 11/7/14 at 8:46 pm to CtrlAltimerDelete
Proof all up in this biotch
Posted on 11/7/14 at 8:49 pm to Statestreet
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Proof all up in this biotch
The proof is in the record, coonie. LSU is barely a step above Vandy in it's record against Alabama.
Don't you dare make me break out the stats and stat 'ya.
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Okay, I'll give you a preview. Let me know if you want more.
The three immediate teams below LSU, in terms of winning percentage against Alabama in the SEC are:
Arky
A&M
Vandy.
So it goes LSU, Arky, A&M, and Vandy. That's sad. Coonies need to do better. I won't go into the teams that have a better conference record against Alabama than LSU because, WHY? LSU and the fans of that team haven't earned Alabama's respect or the respect of its fans.
A*M just joined the SEC and Sasnakra has only been a member since the early 90's. They never really had a chance to build up a resume. They get a pass.
Ole Miss is your best historical rival; stick with that.
This post was edited on 11/7/14 at 9:08 pm
Posted on 11/7/14 at 9:02 pm to Stan Gable
quote:This is not irony you ignorant piece of shite.
Oh the irony. A bunch of guys calling Alabama fans fat, yet this LSU gentleman delivering the whiny message is a doubled chin, French fat-frick.
Posted on 11/7/14 at 9:06 pm to madddoggydawg
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This is not irony you ignorant piece of shite.
But it's certainly satirical, you pedantic idiot.
Posted on 11/7/14 at 9:08 pm to CtrlAltimerDelete
Satirical doesn't mean ironic you ignorant piece of shite.
Posted on 11/7/14 at 9:11 pm to madddoggydawg
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Satirical doesn't mean ironic you ignorant piece of shite.
You are an amazingly stupid frick, aren't you? Lay off the booze. Try to parse what you have said in your last two posts and see if I ever compared satire to irony.
You need a big elephant slap. It's coming tomorrow at 7 pm Bama Time in Bama's Tiger Stadium.
This post was edited on 11/7/14 at 9:12 pm
Posted on 11/7/14 at 9:14 pm to Hiphopanonymous
3 1/2 minutes of "I thinks" ain't gonna put one point on that scoreboard. But he means well.
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