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re: Why is Gary Pinkel not being pursued for any of the HC Openings?

Posted on 12/5/14 at 7:55 am to
Posted by JesusQuintana
St Louis
Member since Oct 2013
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Posted on 12/5/14 at 7:55 am to
Why is Bert so fat?
Posted by Scoreboard
Madison, AL
Member since Apr 2012
2011 posts
Posted on 12/5/14 at 7:55 am to
Older than dirt
Posted by Mizz-SEC
Inbred Huntin' In The SEC
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Posted on 12/5/14 at 7:57 am to
quote:

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soon-to-be new wife is from here

Pics?













Posted by Gradual_Stroke
Bee Cave, TX
Member since Oct 2012
20917 posts
Posted on 12/5/14 at 7:58 am to
Gary is a drunk.
Posted by NashvilleTider
Your Mom
Member since Jan 2007
11353 posts
Posted on 12/5/14 at 8:00 am to
Rumors starting to heat up that he's is going to Michigan
This post was edited on 12/5/14 at 8:00 am
Posted by MizBob
St. Louis
Member since Sep 2012
1149 posts
Posted on 12/5/14 at 8:00 am to
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He has won two SEC East titles in three years with two and three star recruits
More three and four stars with occasional two and five stars. but still a good point.
Posted by JesusQuintana
St Louis
Member since Oct 2013
33366 posts
Posted on 12/5/14 at 8:07 am to
Already turned them down once.

He's not going anywhere, and he doesn't play the hold my school up for more money game.

He's a man of great integrity.
Posted by northalabamacracker
Glasgow
Member since Sep 2011
6466 posts
Posted on 12/5/14 at 8:07 am to
Is she his DD, or does she get drunk with him and they drunk drive together?
Posted by the808bass
The Lou
Member since Oct 2012
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Posted on 12/5/14 at 8:08 am to
They both go full jumbo.
Posted by daydreamin
Member since Jan 2014
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Posted on 12/5/14 at 8:54 am to
B/c they know Pinkel's not going anywhere and is very close to taking Mizzou back to the next level ala the 60's when Mizzou had the most wins of the entire decade.

How many teams can claim the most wins of an entire decade?

Posted by blacknblu
Member since Nov 2011
10276 posts
Posted on 12/5/14 at 8:56 am to
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He really does coach up 2 star talent



:rimshot:
Posted by IceColdBeer
Sunbathing in Mission Beach
Member since Jan 2014
1076 posts
Posted on 12/5/14 at 8:58 am to
quote:

: Why is Gary Pinkel not being pursued for any of the HC Openings?


1. Michael Sam
2. Indiana
Posted by Arksulli
Fayetteville
Member since Aug 2014
25179 posts
Posted on 12/5/14 at 9:07 am to
Well most ADs probably realize Pinkel has been at Mizzou long enough to establish a friendly working relationship with all the liquor stores up there. No doubt a large portion of his paycheck is simply deposited in the various bar and liquor store accounts as a running tab for the man. It would take years to establish that sort of a system elsewhere.

It would be like if Bert stayed here at Arkansas long enough to buy out the Chick-Fil-As and Golden Corrals in town. He would have no reason to leave. It would be nearly impossible to drag Bert away from that bounty of cheap and greasy food.

It is all part of the new process of hiring coaches. Spurrier wanted great golf courses and a medicine ball to molest. Saban wanted an opportunity to make more disastrous real estate deals. Miles wanted a state and fan base so insane they made him look normal. You have to think outside the box to hire coaches today.
Posted by TigerCruise
Virginia Beach, VA
Member since Oct 2013
11898 posts
Posted on 12/5/14 at 9:15 am to
Posted by JesusQuintana
St Louis
Member since Oct 2013
33366 posts
Posted on 12/5/14 at 9:20 am to
Yes, he should have went and found himself a money grubbing, Vegas prostitute trophy like Bert did.
Posted by Mizzou Fan in Da ATX
Member since Dec 2011
4184 posts
Posted on 12/5/14 at 9:35 am to

They all want me
They can't have me
So they all come and dance beside me

....heeeey, Macarena!
Posted by northalabamacracker
Glasgow
Member since Sep 2011
6466 posts
Posted on 12/5/14 at 9:38 am to
I dont understand what is so hard about this. The man is a drunken bum. Nobody wants him.
Posted by cas4t
Member since Jan 2010
70894 posts
Posted on 12/5/14 at 9:40 am to
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Who wants to hire that old drunk?



Bama hired Bear Bryant

At least Pinkel isn't a woman beater and womanizer
This post was edited on 12/5/14 at 9:41 am
Posted by roadhouse
Chicago
Member since Sep 2013
2703 posts
Posted on 12/5/14 at 10:14 am to
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Gary is a drunk.


Must suck to constantly get beat by a drunk
Posted by roadhouse
Chicago
Member since Sep 2013
2703 posts
Posted on 12/5/14 at 10:15 am to
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It is all part of the new process of hiring coaches. Spurrier wanted great golf courses and a medicine ball to molest. Saban wanted an opportunity to make more disastrous real estate deals. Miles wanted a state and fan base so insane they made him look normal. You have to think outside the box to hire coaches today.


I feel ashamed that I laughed at this
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