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Why does everyone make fun of Bert?

Posted on 1/19/16 at 10:43 am
Posted by TheGrandJury
Member since Jan 2016
142 posts
Posted on 1/19/16 at 10:43 am
Bama fans especially... You should feel ashamed. If it wasn't for Bert you wouldn't have been in the championship. Theres PLENTY of fat people in the south. It's not like we don't see them every day. Hell most of you are probably fat as frick! LSU fans... Your coach eats grass. Ole Miss fans... Your coach probably wears jeans to church. South Carolina fans... Your coach quit on you mid season. Vanderbilt fans... I don't even know who your coach is. It's time we accepted Bert for who he is.
Posted by LelandSU
Member since Apr 2015
1784 posts
Posted on 1/19/16 at 10:46 am to
OK, I accept him for what he is. Bert fat.
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
Throbbing Member
Member since Dec 2012
69896 posts
Posted on 1/19/16 at 10:46 am to
He can dry his tears with hundred dollar bills and hop on his smokin hot wife.


Posted by WildTchoupitoulas
Member since Jan 2010
44071 posts
Posted on 1/19/16 at 10:46 am to
Hey Jen, when you post on the board in the future, can you please remember to include pix?

tia

Posted by piggilicious
Member since Jan 2011
37295 posts
Posted on 1/19/16 at 10:47 am to
you make some good points, mr. jury man.
Posted by higgs_boson
State College, PA
Member since Sep 2014
22454 posts
Posted on 1/19/16 at 10:48 am to
Does he really have a reality show coming out, or is that made up?
Posted by Decker
Member since Nov 2015
3435 posts
Posted on 1/19/16 at 10:48 am to
#FatLivesMatter
Posted by DC RaiseHerBack
Member since Nov 2006
55445 posts
Posted on 1/19/16 at 10:50 am to
quote:

He can dry his tears with hundred dollar bills and hop on his smokin hot wife.


This.


Hi, Jen
Posted by piggilicious
Member since Jan 2011
37295 posts
Posted on 1/19/16 at 10:51 am to
i think (not certain) it's an online reality show with a certain set amount of episodes. that's about all i know really- i've seen a clip from one and it looked pretty funny.

Posted by DC RaiseHerBack
Member since Nov 2006
55445 posts
Posted on 1/19/16 at 10:51 am to
quote:

Does he really have a reality show coming out, or is that made up?


True. It will be online.

LINK
Posted by UnAnon
Breaux Bridge
Member since Sep 2013
6433 posts
Posted on 1/19/16 at 10:52 am to
quote:

He can dry his tears with hundred dollar bills and hop on his smokin hot wife.



Posted by coachcrisp
pensacola, fl
Member since Jun 2012
30591 posts
Posted on 1/19/16 at 10:52 am to
quote:

Bama fans especially... You should feel ashamed. If it wasn't for Bert you wouldn't have been in the championship. Theres PLENTY of fat people in the south. It's not like we don't see them every day. Hell most of you are probably fat as frick! LSU fans... Your coach eats grass. Ole Miss fans... Your coach probably wears jeans to church. South Carolina fans... Your coach quit on you mid season. Vanderbilt fans... I don't even know who your coach is. It's time we accepted Bert for who he is.


Not me, pal. I've said that he'll make the pigs a helluva coach from the day he stepped on campus. The guy's a solid, fundamentals style coach who's much smarter than folks give him credit for being. His recruiting may be his weakest area.
Posted by higgs_boson
State College, PA
Member since Sep 2014
22454 posts
Posted on 1/19/16 at 10:53 am to
A reality show is always a recipe for disaster imo.

Ask the coach from Hoover.
Posted by cyde
He gone
Member since Nov 2005
31793 posts
Posted on 1/19/16 at 10:54 am to
quote:

Bama fans especially... You should feel ashamed. If it wasn't for Bert you wouldn't have been in the championship. Theres PLENTY of fat people in the south. It's not like we don't see them every day. Hell most of you are probably fat as frick! LSU fans... Your coach eats grass. Ole Miss fans... Your coach probably wears jeans to church. South Carolina fans... Your coach quit on you mid season. Vanderbilt fans... I don't even know who your coach is. It's time we accepted Bert for who he is.
Posted by ThePoo
Work
Member since Jan 2007
60578 posts
Posted on 1/19/16 at 10:57 am to
quote:

frick! LSU fans... Your coach eats grass.
sure glad no one makes fun of les miles
Posted by S1C EM
Athens, GA
Member since Nov 2007
11585 posts
Posted on 1/19/16 at 10:58 am to
quote:

Ole Miss fans... Your coach probably wears jeans to church.


Errr....wait. What's wrong with this?
Posted by SummerOfGeorge
Member since Jul 2013
102699 posts
Posted on 1/19/16 at 10:58 am to
quote:

Bama fans especially... You should feel ashamed. If it wasn't for Bert you wouldn't have been in the championship. Theres PLENTY of fat people in the south. It's not like we don't see them every day. Hell most of you are probably fat as frick! LSU fans... Your coach eats grass. Ole Miss fans... Your coach probably wears jeans to church. South Carolina fans... Your coach quit on you mid season. Vanderbilt fans... I don't even know who your coach is. It's time we accepted Bert for who he is.



I like Bert and feel that he would join in a session with all of us making fun of eachother.

He'd think that you were being a pvssy.
Posted by stat19
Member since Feb 2011
29350 posts
Posted on 1/19/16 at 11:01 am to
quote:

Why does everyone make fun of Bert? by TheGrandJury


Everyone doesn't.

quote:

Bama fans especially


Do you stereotype by race as well?

Posted by Carolina_Girl
South Cackalacky
Member since Apr 2012
23973 posts
Posted on 1/19/16 at 11:03 am to
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South Carolina fans... Your coach quit on you mid season. Vanderbilt fans... I don't even know who your coach


Why the frick did you throw us up in this? Not our fault the man's a fat slob.

And throwing Vandy in this is just really sad on your part. At least try to insult fans that have ppl on here to defend themsleves.
Posted by rockiee
Sugar Land, TX
Member since Jan 2015
28540 posts
Posted on 1/19/16 at 11:05 am to
quote:

Bama fans especially


I have actually seen more Bama fans defend him than any other fan base.
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