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re: Why do people make character jokes about Auburn University

Posted on 5/26/16 at 7:04 pm to
Posted by Tillman
Member since May 2016
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Posted on 5/26/16 at 7:04 pm to
thank about it, this 1 guy has 5 out of the last 10 or so national titles.

he's an aloof guy, robotic, does not seem like somebody who would be great at recruiter.

how is he able to get all these 5 stars from out of state to go to a small city in Alabama.

Dabo not going to move from his mansion on a clear water lake near the mountains to go back to a mill town in flat alabama. lol
This post was edited on 5/26/16 at 7:06 pm
Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
61788 posts
Posted on 5/26/16 at 7:07 pm to
We're gonna steal your coooooaach
Nanny nanny boo boo
Posted by Tillman
Member since May 2016
12363 posts
Posted on 5/26/16 at 7:09 pm to
we hire a new one tho. coaches leave at some point, or retire.

i won't mind if he goes there and then bama goes down the tubes, then Clemson wins a natty the 1st year after he gone.

lol
Posted by TigerBait1971
PTC GA
Member since Oct 2014
14865 posts
Posted on 5/26/16 at 7:13 pm to
Because of this shite...

Posted by ljhog
Lake Jackson, Tx.
Member since Apr 2009
19054 posts
Posted on 5/26/16 at 7:41 pm to
quote:

Why isn't the character joke stuff about schools like FSU, Baylor, Ole Miss, & Miami

they ain't in the SEC
Posted by BCBAMA
Southeast Alabama
Member since Apr 2016
827 posts
Posted on 5/26/16 at 8:46 pm to
Probably because they have cheated for so long and gotten away with it, with the exception of Pat "no pants" Dye's early 1990 probation. But then again, it could be because all other SEC schools envy Auburn's incredible Swine Research Center. Or it could not.
Posted by Rabern57
Alabama
Member since Jan 2010
13361 posts
Posted on 5/26/16 at 9:11 pm to
Bama makes the entire state look like cheaters. You can't be associated with Bama in anyway and look clean.
Posted by DuncanIdaho
Ouray, CO
Member since Feb 2013
14970 posts
Posted on 5/26/16 at 10:57 pm to
Is that you, Harvey? I'd love to know what kind of degree you got from Alabama. You sound like you might be a UA Law grad.
Posted by Govt Tide
Member since Nov 2009
9111 posts
Posted on 5/26/16 at 11:07 pm to
It's not that Auburn is especially dirty compared to other programs. It's the fact that so many Auburn people drink the Kool Ade when it comes to the idea that the Auburn athletic department and school are above any shenanigans or institutional cheating because you guys recite and live by some pseudo religious creed. Your assertion that Auburn hasn't been on probation is a perfect example. You can't even fess up to major NCAA violations that derailed one of the only 2 decent runs in your basketball program's history. The best basketball team in your history was busted for major violations in the early 2000s and lost schollies but you brush over it like it's nothing and stick to the predictable clean for 20+ years theme. :/

Does that help answer your question?
Posted by TTsTowel
RIP Bow9den/Coastie
Member since Feb 2010
91640 posts
Posted on 5/26/16 at 11:15 pm to
LSU has been called for a ton of chop blocks lately, you twat.
Posted by TTsTowel
RIP Bow9den/Coastie
Member since Feb 2010
91640 posts
Posted on 5/26/16 at 11:18 pm to
quote:

It's the fact that so many Auburn people drink the Kool Ade when it comes to the idea that the Auburn athletic department and school are above any shenanigans or institutional cheating because you guys recite and live by some pseudo religious creed.
I hate this. Not that you typed it or stated so, but because this is true. Auburn is just as dirty as the rest of them. However, I don't really view that as a bad thing. I think some of these athletes deserve compensation in a manner that'll help them out without the University (or whoever is associated) getting really irrational with improper benefits.
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 5/26/16 at 11:18 pm to
And Bama fans don't act like they're above Auburn with the constant finger pointing and jokes like Bama isn't neck and neck with Auburn for all-time probations?

Irony thy name is Govt Tide
Posted by Govt Tide
Member since Nov 2009
9111 posts
Posted on 5/26/16 at 11:39 pm to
Fair enough but you could say the EXACT SAME THING when comparing Auburn and Alabama academically. Alabama fans are notorious for bringing up Auburn's SEC leading number of probation whike the fact that Alabama has nearly caught up in that department in the last 20+ years alone. Likewise, Auburn fans like to act (whether seriously or not) like Auburn is the Harvard of the South while Alabama is little more than a below average trade school with a degree not worth the paper it's written on. So...in other words, it goes both ways...lol
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 5/26/16 at 11:46 pm to
It'd be a pretty boring rivalry if there wasn't plenty of shite talking back and forth
Posted by Govt Tide
Member since Nov 2009
9111 posts
Posted on 5/26/16 at 11:48 pm to
You, like many of my Auburn friends get it and it's refreshing to hear an Auburn fan acknowledge the obvious. My only point is that Auburn is no different than most big time programs when it comes to "playing the game" and you guys do it as well and as intelligently as anyone.

Totally agree that they should be paid. It could be done and highly regulated AND successful if Title IX wasn't such an issue. Not to mention all the other male student athletes from the other revenue (and even non revenue) sports wanting to be compensated as well.
Posted by Govt Tide
Member since Nov 2009
9111 posts
Posted on 5/26/16 at 11:54 pm to
True. Just pointing out probably the two funniest and most uninformed arguments each fanbase persists in ragging on one another about...lol
Posted by Iron Lion
North of the river
Member since Nov 2014
11801 posts
Posted on 5/27/16 at 12:03 am to
TTsTowel is exactly right. All high dollar programs are "dirty". It's an arms race. Anyone who believes otherwise is delusional.
Posted by ctiger69
Member since May 2005
30589 posts
Posted on 5/27/16 at 5:45 am to
Why do Auburn fans smell like Tater Tots?




Posted by DuncanIdaho
Ouray, CO
Member since Feb 2013
14970 posts
Posted on 5/27/16 at 7:09 am to
Posted by HailToTheChiz
Back in Auburn
Member since Aug 2010
48894 posts
Posted on 5/27/16 at 7:29 am to
Because we are delicious?







Really though. Wtf. Never heard of us smelling like tots. I think you just want another fan base to smell like the corn dogs
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