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re: Why BAMA won't win!

Posted on 1/7/13 at 9:32 am to
Posted by bamasgot13
Birmingham
Member since Feb 2010
13619 posts
Posted on 1/7/13 at 9:32 am to
quote:

This is a very average 3 loss Bama team

Riiiight. That just happens to be playing in the BCS national title game with only one loss. If they are very average, then why didn't your team beat them AT HOME in Death Valley "where opponents dreams come to die"?

quote:

Nothing special about either of these 2 teams.

Except that they are playing for it all in the game that every other college football team wishes they were playing in.
Posted by Legend13
Driving a titleist
Member since Nov 2011
4079 posts
Posted on 1/7/13 at 9:33 am to
quote:

I don't think Jesus cares who wins a football game.

However, I'm quite sure that he think you're an idiot.

This
Posted by crimsonsaint
Member since Nov 2009
37247 posts
Posted on 1/7/13 at 9:40 am to
quote:

Dude betrayed LSU and Miami and lied to the world.


I doubt everyone in the world heard him say "I'm not going to be the Alabama coach". And how exactly did he betray LSU?
Posted by Rickety Cricket
Premium Member
Member since Aug 2007
46883 posts
Posted on 1/7/13 at 9:41 am to
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Jesus wants this for the Irish.

Well Bigfoot and the tooth fairy are rooting for da Tide.
Posted by Broke
AKA Buttercup
Member since Sep 2006
65044 posts
Posted on 1/7/13 at 9:46 am to
quote:

And how exactly did he betray LSU?


Quit playin. You know.
Posted by RT1941
Member since May 2007
30193 posts
Posted on 1/7/13 at 9:50 am to
quote:

ND wins if they have no turnovers and commits fewer than 5 penalties. It's really that simple. This is a very average 3 loss Bama team. This is also true for ND. Nothing special about either of these 2 teams.





You talkin about a very average 3 loss LSU team?
Posted by Grizzly
Member since Oct 2012
1776 posts
Posted on 1/7/13 at 9:50 am to
Looks legit
Posted by GeauxGus
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2005
5219 posts
Posted on 1/7/13 at 9:51 am to
...Jeezuth ith a myth ..
Posted by Broke
AKA Buttercup
Member since Sep 2006
65044 posts
Posted on 1/7/13 at 9:53 am to
quote:

...Jeezuth ith a myth ..


You do know he was a real guy right?
Posted by RattletrapDawg
Valdosta
Member since Sep 2012
2056 posts
Posted on 1/7/13 at 9:53 am to
But do you know why Judas betrayed Jesus???
Posted by Broke
AKA Buttercup
Member since Sep 2006
65044 posts
Posted on 1/7/13 at 9:58 am to
quote:

But do you know why Judas betrayed Jesus???


Because Sexton said he could get him some more cash?
Posted by Rickety Cricket
Premium Member
Member since Aug 2007
46883 posts
Posted on 1/7/13 at 9:59 am to
quote:

You know he was a real guy right?

I know a guy in Pittsburgh named Maurice, he's a real guy too.
Posted by Broke
AKA Buttercup
Member since Sep 2006
65044 posts
Posted on 1/7/13 at 10:00 am to
quote:

I know a guy in Pittsburgh named Maurice, he's a real guy too.


So is Maurice a myth?

This is going astray quickly.
Posted by RattletrapDawg
Valdosta
Member since Sep 2012
2056 posts
Posted on 1/7/13 at 10:02 am to
quote:

Because Sexton said he could get him some more cash?

Wrong.
Posted by GooseSix
Member since Jun 2012
19508 posts
Posted on 1/7/13 at 11:29 pm to
Give me a B
Give me a U
Give me a M
Give me a P

What does that spell? Nothing other than ROLL TIDE!!!
Posted by ErnestTBassmaster
Bird Whistle, Alabama
Member since Sep 2010
2583 posts
Posted on 1/7/13 at 11:32 pm to
Nice B-U-M-P.

Posted by GooseSix
Member since Jun 2012
19508 posts
Posted on 1/8/13 at 12:04 am to
Posted by Broke
AKA Buttercup
Member since Sep 2006
65044 posts
Posted on 1/8/13 at 12:33 pm to
You idiots do realize this entire thread was a joke right? Please tell me you realize that? Everyone else did.
Posted by RollTide1987
Augusta, GA
Member since Nov 2009
64981 posts
Posted on 1/8/13 at 12:36 pm to
quote:

Bama will have to beat the refs as well, who will come down solidly on ND's side.


Never underestimate the REC.
This post was edited on 1/8/13 at 12:37 pm
Posted by plutonium55
Chernobyl Former USSR
Member since Mar 2010
2969 posts
Posted on 1/8/13 at 12:40 pm to
quote:

You idiots do realize this entire thread was a joke right? Please tell me you realize that? Everyone else did.



Sure we did....
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