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Who is Winning the Offseason?
Posted on 2/10/16 at 3:59 pm
Posted on 2/10/16 at 3:59 pm
1. Alabama- Recruiting Champs based on services run by their own Alumni.
2.Auburn- Cam Newton rustled everybody's Jimmies at SB 50
3.Ole Miss- Hugh Freeze has a money printing press in his basement.
4. Tennessee- Rapist U
as of today I would say the order is 3,4,2,1
2.Auburn- Cam Newton rustled everybody's Jimmies at SB 50
3.Ole Miss- Hugh Freeze has a money printing press in his basement.
4. Tennessee- Rapist U
as of today I would say the order is 3,4,2,1
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Posted on 2/10/16 at 4:01 pm to golfntiger32
quote:He rustled Auburn fan's jimmies. Everyone else loved it.
2.Auburn- Cam Newton rustled everybody's Jimmies at SB 50
Auburn would've ran away with it had he won. Instead you're not even in the discussion
Posted on 2/10/16 at 4:02 pm to golfntiger32
As far as hype, it's all vols.
As far as oh-shitness, it's ole miss.
As far as Dick Ricking, it's auburn.
As far as oh-shitness, it's ole miss.
As far as Dick Ricking, it's auburn.
Posted on 2/10/16 at 4:04 pm to CockInYourEar
I was referring to the people that were pissed as hell at his press conference
Posted on 2/10/16 at 4:05 pm to golfntiger32
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2.Auburn- Cam Newton rustled everybody's Jimmies at SB 50
I think you mean before and after. The during wasn't so great.
Posted on 2/10/16 at 4:05 pm to golfntiger32
No way a rapist compares to a counterfeiter
And
A bunch of the turds corruption far outweighs Cams character flaws.
It has to be 3,4,1,2
And
A bunch of the turds corruption far outweighs Cams character flaws.
It has to be 3,4,1,2
Posted on 2/10/16 at 4:07 pm to CockInYourEar
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As far as hype, it's all vols.
Vols took a hit today with their rapist wit.
Posted on 2/10/16 at 4:08 pm to golfntiger32
LSU was awarded the AP offseason national title by being named #1 in the arbitrary FPI the other day. Hang the Ole Miss-style banner!
Posted on 2/10/16 at 4:08 pm to bigDgator
It ain't Ole Miss, day skirt.... 
Posted on 2/10/16 at 4:10 pm to golfntiger32
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2.Auburn- Cam Newton rustled everybody's Jimmies at SB 50
By losing miserably he actually did the opposite
Posted on 2/10/16 at 4:13 pm to golfntiger32
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I was referring to the people that were pissed as hell at his press conference
No one was pissed. It was hilarious
Posted on 2/10/16 at 4:17 pm to golfntiger32
On the outside at the quarter pole in hot pursuit of the leaders is LSU. What we know today is:
- LSU has at least 8 first round draft picks NEXT YEAR, and many more in the future including some that are still in high school.
- According to stats, LSU returns "the most experienced team in the nation" (including lots of experience at losing to Alabama) which has been shown to have no correlation to winning anything but it is a nice stat for LSU.
- LSU has the latest GOAT DC who will convert meh defense and returning DLs into Alabama in one spring practice.
- LSU signed the best recruiting class which will pay immediate dividends next year with 18-year-old freshmen DLs, DEs, OLs, LBs dominating like all SEC against the weaker and downtrodden SEC west opponents.
- Plus there seems to be a lock on the QB improving by leaps and bounds under Cam's watchful eye because that is what LSU QBs have done historically...
- and a sure fire Heisman winner.
- Coach will be restored to energy by firing threat and will revamp the entire offense into state of the art 20th Century by throwing screen passes.
You have to admire these fans who are indeed true fans and believers.....
- LSU has at least 8 first round draft picks NEXT YEAR, and many more in the future including some that are still in high school.
- According to stats, LSU returns "the most experienced team in the nation" (including lots of experience at losing to Alabama) which has been shown to have no correlation to winning anything but it is a nice stat for LSU.
- LSU has the latest GOAT DC who will convert meh defense and returning DLs into Alabama in one spring practice.
- LSU signed the best recruiting class which will pay immediate dividends next year with 18-year-old freshmen DLs, DEs, OLs, LBs dominating like all SEC against the weaker and downtrodden SEC west opponents.
- Plus there seems to be a lock on the QB improving by leaps and bounds under Cam's watchful eye because that is what LSU QBs have done historically...
- and a sure fire Heisman winner.
- Coach will be restored to energy by firing threat and will revamp the entire offense into state of the art 20th Century by throwing screen passes.
You have to admire these fans who are indeed true fans and believers.....
This post was edited on 2/10/16 at 4:29 pm
Posted on 2/10/16 at 4:20 pm to golfntiger32
I'd say nobody is really having a banner offseason.
Arkansas isn't what they were and Tennessee fans have been suppressed by the rapiness of their rapists.
I feel like it's been really quiet so far. LSU fans are doing a pretty good job of puffing their chests but it just doesn't seem the same.
Arkansas isn't what they were and Tennessee fans have been suppressed by the rapiness of their rapists.
I feel like it's been really quiet so far. LSU fans are doing a pretty good job of puffing their chests but it just doesn't seem the same.
Posted on 2/10/16 at 4:23 pm to golfntiger32
We didn't make the list! 
Posted on 2/10/16 at 4:28 pm to golfntiger32
1. Texas A&M won the super bowl
Posted on 2/10/16 at 4:30 pm to Old Sarge
Von Miller is good enough to single-handedly win a Super Bowl, but not good enough to impact a Cotton Bowl. Amazing.
Posted on 2/10/16 at 4:30 pm to Jacknola
Mad about them 18 returning starters tho baw.
LSU and Tenn Stacked, Bama scared
LSU and Tenn Stacked, Bama scared
Posted on 2/10/16 at 4:41 pm to golfntiger32
quote:
Auburn- Cam Newton rustled everybody's Jimmies at SB 50
Especially Auburn and Carolina Fans'
Posted on 2/10/16 at 4:53 pm to golfntiger32
quote:He rustled you Aub/Panther fans. Everyone else laughed at his childish antics.
2.Auburn- Cam Newton rustled everybody's Jimmies at SB 50
Posted on 2/10/16 at 4:54 pm to Jacknola
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