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Posted on 12/14/15 at 7:49 pm to LukeSidewalker
If you're a graduate of the University of Alabama
You've earned the right to enjoy the success of your alma mater's football program through the blood, sweat and tears you put into your degree. Whether you choose to shout Alabama's national championships from the mountaintops or remain humble in victory, savor every precious moment of this time, because nothing lasts forever.
If you're an Alabama fan who graduated from a smaller university
Enjoy the good times with your friends and coworkers, live it up, but never say "We beat ya'll ten years straight". You have not earned the right to say "we", because South Alabama, Troy and UAB do not have winning streaks against SEC opponents.
If you're a fan of the Crimson Tide, Patriots, Yankees and Lakers
Why is the concept of loyalty alien to you? Ask yourself if identifying with winning programs fills a void in your otherwise empty existence.
If you're a crimson-wearing high school dropout who always introduces himself with "roll tide"
Do the world a favor and stop fricking your sister.
You've earned the right to enjoy the success of your alma mater's football program through the blood, sweat and tears you put into your degree. Whether you choose to shout Alabama's national championships from the mountaintops or remain humble in victory, savor every precious moment of this time, because nothing lasts forever.
If you're an Alabama fan who graduated from a smaller university
Enjoy the good times with your friends and coworkers, live it up, but never say "We beat ya'll ten years straight". You have not earned the right to say "we", because South Alabama, Troy and UAB do not have winning streaks against SEC opponents.
If you're a fan of the Crimson Tide, Patriots, Yankees and Lakers
Why is the concept of loyalty alien to you? Ask yourself if identifying with winning programs fills a void in your otherwise empty existence.
If you're a crimson-wearing high school dropout who always introduces himself with "roll tide"
Do the world a favor and stop fricking your sister.
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