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re: Who blew up Brandon Allen's ride?

Posted on 8/25/14 at 1:11 pm to
Posted by Marty McFrat
Arkansas hell
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Posted on 8/25/14 at 1:11 pm to
Fayetteville news is reporting 3-5 cars
Posted by Pigfeet
Ark Mods are Fascists
Member since Mar 2010
19783 posts
Posted on 8/25/14 at 1:11 pm to
Damn, Auburn fan on the loose setting all of these Escalades on fire. WTF, did the Hybrid Escalades do to you?
Posted by WDE24
Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 8/25/14 at 1:12 pm to
They don't go fast enough.
Posted by Gump4heisman
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2013
740 posts
Posted on 8/25/14 at 1:16 pm to
Damn Barn. You guys are serious this year
Posted by CockInYourEar
Charlotte
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Posted on 8/25/14 at 1:19 pm to
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Who is Brandon Allen?
Posted by NorthGwinnettTiger
Member since Jun 2006
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Posted on 8/25/14 at 1:20 pm to
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Damn Barn. You guys are serious this year


Wish y'all would hurry up and pick a QB so I could get to work on my next mission.
Posted by auzach91
Marietta, GA
Member since Jan 2009
40252 posts
Posted on 8/25/14 at 1:25 pm to
Some people pay good money for that matte black paint job he was given for free. He should be thankful.
Posted by 870Hog
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Posted on 8/25/14 at 1:32 pm to
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Katelynn Zoellner ?@5NEWSKatelynn 39m
Authorities confirm that the Chevy Avalanche in this photo is not Arkansas Quarterback Brandon Allen's vehicle.

Posted by parkjas2001
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Posted on 8/25/14 at 1:33 pm to
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Authorities confirm that the Chevy Avalanche in this photo is not Arkansas Quarterback Brandon Allen's vehicle.


So he drives a Prius?
Posted by Pigfeet
Ark Mods are Fascists
Member since Mar 2010
19783 posts
Posted on 8/25/14 at 1:33 pm to
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Authorities confirm that the Chevy Avalanche in this photo is not Arkansas Quarterback Brandon Allen's vehicle.


but it his brother's, and 2nd string QB, Austin Allen
Posted by piggilicious
Member since Jan 2011
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Posted on 8/25/14 at 1:35 pm to
what a nimrod.
Posted by StopRobot
Mobile, AL
Member since May 2013
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Posted on 8/25/14 at 1:36 pm to
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I remember the good ole days when Arkansas fans just FOIA'd people.




Posted by 870Hog
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Posted on 8/25/14 at 1:37 pm to
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parkjas2001


Bastid.
Posted by NYCAuburn
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Posted on 8/25/14 at 1:38 pm to
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So he drives a Prius?


escalade, bro
Posted by hawgfaninc
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Posted on 8/25/14 at 1:39 pm to
Posted by Numberwang
Bike City, USA
Member since Feb 2012
13163 posts
Posted on 8/25/14 at 1:52 pm to
And that was a sweet arse Escalade, too. Damn Auburn fans.

Au-burn.......hmmmmm....
Posted by Yellerhammer5
Member since Oct 2012
10851 posts
Posted on 8/25/14 at 1:59 pm to
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Authorities confirm that the Chevy Avalanche in this photo is not Arkansas Quarterback Brandon Allen's vehicle.


Obviously. Brandon Allen drives an escalade, not an avalanche like in the picture.
Posted by Stuttgart Tiger
Branson, MO
Member since Jan 2006
14543 posts
Posted on 8/25/14 at 2:09 pm to
Damn, reminds me when Spicoli messed up Jefferson's car and blamed it on Lincoln High.



Using the principles established in the movie Fast Times at Ridgemont High, then that means Allen is going to have a fantastic season. Congrats Hogs, enjoy Atlanta and the NCAA's first D-1 playoff.




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What's that you say?
quote:

Authorities confirm that the Chevy Avalanche in this photo is not Arkansas Quarterback Brandon Allen's vehicle.


Oh, well then, the Hogs will continue to struggle in 2014.

credit to Ray, just saw that he beat me to the Fast Times reference.
This post was edited on 8/25/14 at 2:22 pm
Posted by Notherdamnhog
Huntsville, Al
Member since Aug 2010
5952 posts
Posted on 8/25/14 at 2:19 pm to
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Authorities confirm that the Chevy Avalanche in this photo is not Arkansas Quarterback Brandon Allen's vehicle
Crazy bitch torched the wrong "Escalade". BA's was down the screet. She tracked it down and finished the job.
Posted by NorthGwinnettTiger
Member since Jun 2006
51820 posts
Posted on 8/25/14 at 2:21 pm to



Damn son...
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