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re: Which SEC hot seat coach would you like to hangout with socially?
Posted on 9/11/17 at 8:14 pm to weagle99
Posted on 9/11/17 at 8:14 pm to weagle99
Probably Bert, just so I could also hang out with Jen.
Otherwise, none of them.
Worst would be Butch, (name is fitting, isn't it?)
then Gus (especially if Kristi is involved)
Otherwise, none of them.
Worst would be Butch, (name is fitting, isn't it?)
then Gus (especially if Kristi is involved)
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Posted on 9/11/17 at 8:35 pm to weagle99
Bert
Posted on 9/11/17 at 8:36 pm to weagle99
Coach O. He could probably knock a ton back
Posted on 9/11/17 at 8:37 pm to weagle99
Bert's wife probably has hot friends.
Posted on 9/11/17 at 8:43 pm to weagle99
Any guy that gets toasted enough to freak a shark knows how to party.
Posted on 9/11/17 at 8:48 pm to weagle99
Bert.
Food, booze, gambling and hot womenz.
Food, booze, gambling and hot womenz.
Posted on 9/11/17 at 9:16 pm to weagle99
Ol Bert! The Norm Peterson of The Chancellor.
Posted on 9/11/17 at 9:31 pm to weagle99
Where's Coach O on that list? He's my choice
Posted on 9/11/17 at 9:35 pm to weagle99
Frick those choices, I'd like to hang out with good ole Hugh Freeze..
He'd have us set up with hookers, and since I think he's a baptist, would probably also set up with a lot of booze.
He'd also put it on the ole miss expense account, so it's a complete win win !
Posted on 9/11/17 at 9:38 pm to AustinDawg
All the others playing for second best. FREEZE=GOAT..He should be a regular on Ballers..
Posted on 9/11/17 at 9:38 pm to weagle99
Swag and it isn't even close
Posted on 9/11/17 at 10:08 pm to weagle99
Swag - We get drunk on rum and then decide to hit the bars. Kevin drives because the breathalyzer he keeps on his keychain says he's only at 0.1. We do shots of Jager every time we hit a red light. Everything is going great until he gets a text from his wife that says "N***** when are you coming home!" We spend the night in jail.
Bert - Same as above except instead of rum it is barbecue ribs. We hit 3 Golden Corrals on the way home. We get pulled over doing 140 in a 35 trying to get to Wendy's before it closes. Jen is pissed but still brings fried chicken and mashed potatoes when she posts bail.
Gus - We stand around in a circle with our eyes closed holding hands and praying. Kristi reads from a Bible that has a flask in it. She winks at me when Gus isn't looking and I decide to go home early.
Butch - Lyle shows me around his house and tells me the story of every trophy he's ever earned as we pass them in the trophy cases. They are all band-related. He cries and then I cry and then I go home. I think we were crying for different reasons.
Shark Whisperer - I go to his house for a pool party but I leave as soon as I see what's going on in the pool. I don't want to talk about it.
The Missouri guy - He introduced himself and tells me to come hang out. He gives me his address but it doesn't show up on Google maps. I forgot to write his name down. Oh well.
Verdict: Bert
Bert - Same as above except instead of rum it is barbecue ribs. We hit 3 Golden Corrals on the way home. We get pulled over doing 140 in a 35 trying to get to Wendy's before it closes. Jen is pissed but still brings fried chicken and mashed potatoes when she posts bail.
Gus - We stand around in a circle with our eyes closed holding hands and praying. Kristi reads from a Bible that has a flask in it. She winks at me when Gus isn't looking and I decide to go home early.
Butch - Lyle shows me around his house and tells me the story of every trophy he's ever earned as we pass them in the trophy cases. They are all band-related. He cries and then I cry and then I go home. I think we were crying for different reasons.
Shark Whisperer - I go to his house for a pool party but I leave as soon as I see what's going on in the pool. I don't want to talk about it.
The Missouri guy - He introduced himself and tells me to come hang out. He gives me his address but it doesn't show up on Google maps. I forgot to write his name down. Oh well.
Verdict: Bert
Posted on 9/11/17 at 10:40 pm to Rebel
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Is there anybody else on the hot seat to choose from?
Can we still choose Orgeron? Everyone said he was on the hot seat coming into the season.
Posted on 9/11/17 at 11:29 pm to weagle99
I'd like to hang out in a bar with Butch just to see which bathroom "he" uses.
Posted on 9/11/17 at 11:32 pm to weagle99
Clearly, Freeze would be the best with his hookups.
Alas...
Alas...
Posted on 9/11/17 at 11:33 pm to AllbyMyRelf
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Coach O. He could probably knock a ton back
Thought I heard he quit drinking, so I wouldn't do that to him.
I probably am an alcoholic, so anyone that quit, I give the utmost props to.
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