re: Which presidential candidate does each SEC coach most relate

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1. Bert = Chris Christie

Their mouths are as big as their bodies.


2. Gus = Mike Huckabee

Arkansans who use religion to advance in their profession.


3. Freeze = Ted Cruz

Creepy religious dudes stuck in 2nd place.


4. Kirby = Hillary

Both worked under the top leader of their profession (Saban/Obama) and are now trying to reach the top themselves. Both have wonderful hair.


5. Les = Ben Carson

Quirky dudes. You don't always know what they're saying, but it's hard not to like them.


6. Saban = Trump

Can't be stopped.


7. Muschamp = Jeb

Both have the pedigree (Bush name/Saban coaching tree), but neither have the ability to reach the potential of their pedigree. They both have one last shot to make a name for themselves in South Carolina.


8. Sumlin = Herman Cain

Both caught fire for a short period but are now afterthoughts after crashing and burning.

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SEC coaches and their politician counterparts

Butch Jones=Trump. Brick by brick and building a wall

Let's see. Hillary "I remember getting off the plane under heavy sniper fire." Or her hubby shaking that finger to the camera "I never had sex with that woman."

Benghazi was because of a youtube video?

"I only had one server with classified info."

Go down the list, bunch of liars pure and simple with the ability to look the camera in the eye and lie knowing their supporters don't care for shite. End of story.