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Which football player will rustle the most jimmies in 2015?
Posted on 8/22/15 at 7:34 pm
Posted on 8/22/15 at 7:34 pm
It's indisputable that the best rustler in modern day SEC rustling is one Marshall Henderson. But that was basketball and he's moved on to the big stage of the Iraqi professional ranks. Who gets your vote for the 2015 Ranty award for SEC Football Rustler of the Year?
Early candidates include:
Swag Kelly (early favorite)
Speedy Noil
VH3
Dakota Prescott
Jeremy Johnson
Please feel free to write in your own nominees. To be clear, the winner will be the player who exceeds in trolling both in the press conference and on social media. He will likely be an arrogant player who shines at times and makes dumbass decisions at others.
Early candidates include:
Swag Kelly (early favorite)
Speedy Noil
VH3
Dakota Prescott
Jeremy Johnson
Please feel free to write in your own nominees. To be clear, the winner will be the player who exceeds in trolling both in the press conference and on social media. He will likely be an arrogant player who shines at times and makes dumbass decisions at others.
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Posted on 8/22/15 at 7:34 pm to BallstotheWesleyWall
Daylon Mack
Posted on 8/22/15 at 7:38 pm to BallstotheWesleyWall
Fournette
Posted on 8/22/15 at 7:38 pm to BallstotheWesleyWall
Tim Tebow
Posted on 8/22/15 at 7:40 pm to BallstotheWesleyWall
Gerald Willis
Posted on 8/22/15 at 7:40 pm to BallstotheWesleyWall
Jamal Adams
Posted on 8/22/15 at 7:42 pm to BallstotheWesleyWall
Jojo Kemp's gotta mouth on him. I can't imagine what the Gator reaction would've been had they beat UF like he guaranteed beforehand. It's all contingent on how much PT he can get over Boom Williams though.
Posted on 8/22/15 at 7:44 pm to BallstotheWesleyWall
Khalil McKenzie
Posted on 8/22/15 at 7:44 pm to BallstotheWesleyWall
Johnny Manziel.
Posted on 8/22/15 at 7:46 pm to BallstotheWesleyWall
Reuben Foster will warrant many 'Bammer didn't get a flag thrown' hits that result in much weeping and gnashing of teeth.
Posted on 8/22/15 at 7:49 pm to BallstotheWesleyWall
The correct answer is always Cam Newton.
Posted on 8/22/15 at 7:50 pm to BallstotheWesleyWall
Latrell Sprewell
Posted on 8/22/15 at 7:50 pm to BallstotheWesleyWall
I'll go with Speedy Noil. I think he has a really good year.
Somebody you didn't list is Jamal Adams. He can rustle with the best of 'em IMO. Give it a year or so when he's considered the best safety in the SEC and his Jimmie rustling will be universally known.
Somebody you didn't list is Jamal Adams. He can rustle with the best of 'em IMO. Give it a year or so when he's considered the best safety in the SEC and his Jimmie rustling will be universally known.
Posted on 8/22/15 at 7:51 pm to BallstotheWesleyWall
Bielema has a strict no-jimmy-rustling policy.
Posted on 8/22/15 at 7:51 pm to BallstotheWesleyWall
Posted on 8/22/15 at 8:03 pm to BallstotheWesleyWall
The combo of Jeremy Johnson and Duke Williams will rustle ALL the jimmies
Posted on 8/22/15 at 8:04 pm to BallstotheWesleyWall
Astro Dobbs. He's already started.
Posted on 8/22/15 at 8:12 pm to BallstotheWesleyWall
Ummmmm. Michael Sam? The end of the rainbow lies somewhere in Missouri.
Posted on 8/22/15 at 9:11 pm to BallstotheWesleyWall
Jamal Adams
Posted on 8/22/15 at 9:14 pm to BallstotheWesleyWall
GOAT Jimmy Rustler:
Hingle McCringleberry
Hingle McCringleberry
This post was edited on 8/22/15 at 9:22 pm
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