Which fan-bases will be pettifogging by Oct 1

Mizzou - Melissa Click will be out on the Stadium Drive sidewalk on Sept 24 rooting for Delaware State, with some 5'1 redhead lesbian trash talk to Mizzou fans, the sidewalk being public property - protected speech for Melissa. Not sure where I'm going with that, but I'm predicting Delaware State in the upset. Mizzou fans on tRant will have a lot of excuses why they lost to a 1AA

Florida - the Vols are gonna beat that Gator arse in Neyland. Phil will be fist pumping in the stands. Result will be the first ever Competing Coaches In The Same Gif. Swamp Donkey will be the subject of another tirade-gif while Butch is seen on the same gif across the field busting a move. Gator ranters will have reasons why this is not important.

Mississippi State - I don't have anything interesting and entertaining to say here. Just the wheels coming off State. 2-2 or possibly even 1-3 to start the year, with the tougher games on the back end. Dan should have gone after the Maryland job last year. State ranter pettifogging will be historic.

Texas A&M - UCLA, Auburn and Arkansas will make A&M aware of how lucky they've been the first few years of being in the SEC. Aggie pettifogging will include fetal positioning inside the Aggie board, away from the rest of us, binging on RC Slocum-era Youtubes.