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re: Which cigar should I smoke this weekend?

Posted on 10/19/17 at 3:37 pm to
Posted by Tuscaloosa
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Posted on 10/19/17 at 3:37 pm to
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If you stick your balls in a can of dip, you will get a monster buzz in about 30 seconds Your scrotum skin is apparently really absorbent


This thread just took an incredible turn.
Posted by Vecchio Cane
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Posted on 10/19/17 at 3:41 pm to
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If you stick your balls in a can of dip, you will get a monster buzz in about 30 seconds Your scrotum skin is apparently really absorbent


Can.Not.Wait.To.Get.Home.

Posted by 1loyalbamafan
alabama
Member since Mar 2015
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Posted on 10/19/17 at 4:02 pm to
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This thread just took an incredible turn.



If your cigar drys out you can moisten it in a young woman's pussy, smoke it while she is on her knees helping you inhale by sucking hard on your penis.

It's very close to what many consider sex. (but it's not) and if she's a good swallower there's no proof you ejaculated from the stimulating cigar buzz.

Therefore not considered a sexual relation no matter how others try to spin it as such. This has been proven at the highest level of our legislative and judicial system.
This post was edited on 10/19/17 at 4:03 pm
Posted by Tuscaloosa
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Posted on 10/19/17 at 4:07 pm to
Bill Clinton is tGOAT.
Posted by 1loyalbamafan
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Posted on 10/19/17 at 4:20 pm to
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Bill Clinton is tGOAT.


Made Kenneth W. Starr look like a whinny little girl scout.
Posted by NAsh-vegas Tigah
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Posted on 10/19/17 at 4:23 pm to
Bama fan gonna Bama
Posted by Tuscaloosa
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Posted on 10/19/17 at 4:34 pm to
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Bama fan gonna Bama


Already explained it, just a few posts below his. Try Google.

And that post has 44 upvotes to 1 downvote.

Bunch of uncultured swine on this board.

This post was edited on 10/19/17 at 4:35 pm
Posted by Tuscaloosa
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Posted on 10/21/17 at 12:33 am to
Update: I think I have decided on a Rocky Patel Vintage 1999 Connecticut. Beautifully smooth smoke. Big arse cigar, too.

Roll Tide, bitches.

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