Where are they now: Let's have a look back at the preseason poll...

...And the frauds who lived there.


1. Ohio St - first ever unanimous 1st place team. who was losing to Virginia Tech at halftime and didn't have NIU truly beat till the final two minutes.
2. TCU - Beat national power house (lol) Minnesota by 7, gave up 37 points at home to SMU. TCU is the #2 team like Ohio St is the #1 team
3. Alabama - Yall are pretty good, but the name can only get you through so many weeks. Time to head back to reality. By reality I mean that your name will keep you about 5 spots higher in the polls than you deserve. so enjoy being top 10 still. smdh.
4. Baylor - Playing cupcakes close isn't gonna fool anyone into believing your schedule isn't a joke.
5. Michigan St - As one of the two highly ranked power conference teams in the country to play a top 10 non conference opponent, I have no burns for you. Good job. You would get my vote for #2
6. Auburn - Bye Felicia
7. Oregon - See Michigan St. you lost by 3 away, nbd
8. USC - See Auburn
9. Georgia - Looking solid Georgia. If you lose to Tennessee and reawaken those jackasses the rest of us are gonna be pissed.
10. FSU - honestly the ACC is a joke and 25 is a lot to write and I don't care that much.
11. Notre Dame - I'd say yall might have been underrated, but you should have lost to Virginia. VIRGINIA.
12. Clemson - see 10
13. UCLA - sweet comeback win at home over BYU
14. LSU - It pains me that people think you're good and we still don't have anything to point to to deny this. Yall are the stone age and Fournette is the wheel. Without him you're history.
15. Arizona St - You are A&M's USCe 2.0. Thanks a f*ing lot. I was hoping to sift through 2 more months of jizz jars.
16. Georgia Tech - see 10.
17. Ole Miss - Queue the 2 chainz. started from the bottom...
18. Arkansas - Toledo was funny but now you're making the rest of look bad for hanging out with you.
19. Oklahoma - you did a noble thing in knoxville. please don't make us regret it. you aren't that good.
20. Wisconsin - you made Alabama look good before their Ole Miss game, and for that, we thank you. but you aren't any good either.
21. Stanford - your football team, like your classes, are beyond my understanding. lose to Northwestern and beat USC? You tell me how good you are and I will believe you.
22. Arizona - I got a feeling your days of beating up middle schoolers are about to come to an abrupt end.
23. Boise St - Did you get advice from a PR firm to lay low after that preseason snafu with Baylor? I don't think dropping out of top 25 is exactly what they meant.
24. Mizzou - way to tough it out in that UCONN nail biter.
25. Tennessee - I look forward to your 2016 national championship projection. You and Arky, offseason SECCG