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re: When will the Vols disappear from this board?

Posted on 9/8/15 at 3:59 pm to
Posted by roadGator
Member since Feb 2009
140111 posts
Posted on 9/8/15 at 3:59 pm to
The smell of TN fans still lingers in Everbank field.
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29450 posts
Posted on 9/8/15 at 4:01 pm to
He's so fat that there's a caution tape around him.
Posted by Lonnie Utah
Utah!
Member since Jul 2012
23900 posts
Posted on 9/8/15 at 4:02 pm to
And the correct answer is "Not soon enough...."
Posted by GoT1de
Alabama
Member since Aug 2009
5041 posts
Posted on 9/8/15 at 4:03 pm to
Had to look hard to make sure she has enough fingers.

This post was edited on 9/8/15 at 5:15 pm
Posted by Lonnie Utah
Utah!
Member since Jul 2012
23900 posts
Posted on 9/8/15 at 4:04 pm to
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We won't.

I'll still be here if we lose every game.


Yeah, if ya'll didn't leave after 5-7, 7-6, 6-7, 5-7, 5-7, 5-7 and 7-6 I don't think we're getting rid of ya'll...
Posted by JCinBAMA
North of Huntsville
Member since Oct 2009
17584 posts
Posted on 9/8/15 at 4:12 pm to
Phat Phil

Hows your neck?

Posted by Gatorbait2008
Member since Aug 2015
22953 posts
Posted on 9/8/15 at 4:34 pm to
Slight disappear time after the OU loss, but close enough game for optimism. Then they destroy their nobody a week before the UF game, and are back full force saying their DB's are better than UF's, and Hurd is Jamal Lewis 2.0.

Then they will disappear after yet another loss to UF. They will talk a little, but not much. Then they beat Arkansas in overtime and it's clear the refs cost them the UF game.

They slip back in after beating Georgia in the yearly "Richt" game and now are full force. Despite losing to UF they are significantly better than us now.

Then Bama beats them by 30, and they regress. Losing yet again to a rival has burned a whole in them.

Then they beat Kentucky and celebrate beating a great basketball program. Bruce Pearl tweets about a great win.

Beat USCe and another nobody, and they are alive and well. Still in the SEC race, and have these losers in Missouri who can't beat them in recruiting.

Beaten again. Kill Vandy. 8-4. This is the best year since 2007, so they will have a parade in Butch Jones honor, and come back next year assuring us the National title is theirs, as well as assuring us Florida nor Bama has a shot vs the mighty Vols.

Posted by Legendary0903
Tree Fiddy Green Money
Member since Jan 2014
4416 posts
Posted on 9/8/15 at 4:36 pm to
I'll be here forever, you little cock sucker
Posted by montanagator
Member since Jun 2015
16957 posts
Posted on 9/8/15 at 4:41 pm to
Never...they'll just quiet down for 2 months then pound their chests after beating Vandy and a third tier Big 10 team before spending the entire off-season and beginning of 2016 (right up until they play a credible opponent) telling anyone who will listen that "the Vols are back!"

Rinse and Repeat.
Posted by montanagator
Member since Jun 2015
16957 posts
Posted on 9/8/15 at 4:43 pm to
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I'll just leave this right here:


Don't cherry pick the skinniest Vols fan with the best dental hygiene you can find.
Posted by VFL1800FPD
Nashville, TN
Member since Aug 2012
9056 posts
Posted on 9/8/15 at 4:45 pm to
Real question is, once we beat Florida, how will the gayturds take it? Your last meaningful streak remaining after Muschamp tittyfricked your program will be crushed, how will you handle it?
Posted by Gatorbait2008
Member since Aug 2015
22953 posts
Posted on 9/8/15 at 4:48 pm to
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Real question is, once we beat Florida, how will the gayturds take it? Your last meaningful streak remaining after Muschamp tittyfricked your program will be crushed, how will you handle it?


We have the longest opening game streak, and the UK streak. So we still have a few to bang our heads on.

Will be interesting. It's been so long since we lost to Tennessee, I simply wouldn't know how I'd react. Honestly, if you come in the Swamp and beat us without insanely bad calls or something ridiculous, I won't be mad. I don't get mad when UF gets beaten fair and square the better team won. So I'd come on and congratulate ya'll for breaking the curse and look forward for revenge next year.
Posted by vengeanceofrain
depends
Member since Jun 2013
12465 posts
Posted on 9/8/15 at 4:49 pm to
10pm CST September 12th
Posted by Prof
Member since Jun 2013
42621 posts
Posted on 9/8/15 at 4:59 pm to
According Mr. Shakespeare that'll be, "when churchyards yawn and hell itself breathes out Contagion to this world."
Posted by CCTider
Member since Dec 2014
24147 posts
Posted on 9/8/15 at 5:00 pm to
If Tennessee is big bro, then just go ahead and call them Dubya.
Posted by BigOrangeBri
Nashville- 4th & 19
Member since Jul 2012
12275 posts
Posted on 9/8/15 at 6:30 pm to
I don't know why you've let Butch drag his nuts across your forehead. It's all you think about.
Posted by Sid E Walker
InsecureU ©
Member since Nov 2013
23884 posts
Posted on 9/8/15 at 6:58 pm to
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Also fwiw we're a top 25 team right now

Better enjoy while you can. Just a few more days until you're off to Also Receiving Votes status.
Posted by reel_gator8
Seminole,Fl
Member since May 2012
11060 posts
Posted on 9/8/15 at 7:21 pm to
You know that we have to understand the Tennessee mental state to know their behavior. Many are descendants of incest and child abuse by placing sick colored orange toys in their cribs as babies. Corn mash in their formulas, watching diddy with their aunts, having coondogs eat off the kitchen table....its sad.

They will go back to Nascar soon enough and leave us alone....they will then weep for Jeff Gordon.



Posted by Vols&Shaft83
Throbbing Member
Member since Dec 2012
69901 posts
Posted on 9/8/15 at 7:22 pm to
Ima be here, regardless, bitch
Posted by PrideOfTheSouthland
Gateway to the South
Member since Nov 2010
1558 posts
Posted on 9/8/15 at 7:33 pm to
This goes to show you how desperate UF fans are.

I would say "look how far they've fallen" but in reality they are back to where they belong.

It took their program 100 years to win a conference championship.

So, historically a losing record is the norm.

This UT obsession really highlights how terrified they are. They know our program is finally making progress and they are light years behind.
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