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When I'm sober I think LSU is gonna beat BAMA,...
Posted on 12/24/11 at 7:26 pm
Posted on 12/24/11 at 7:26 pm
after a couple Jack and Cokes, I think BAMA is gonna spank LSU's arse all the way back to Baton Rouge. Anybody else have the same feeling? Yeah, I'm about half lit right now.
ROLL DAMN TIDE (Harvey Updyke voice)
ROLL DAMN TIDE (Harvey Updyke voice)
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Posted on 12/24/11 at 7:28 pm to Bamaoutlaw13
gumps are out in full effect tonight 
Posted on 12/24/11 at 7:29 pm to Bamaoutlaw13
stay sober.
you're more reasonable.
you're more reasonable.
Posted on 12/24/11 at 7:32 pm to Bamaoutlaw13
When I drink every play is much more intensified
Posted on 12/24/11 at 7:35 pm to Florida225
We are more rational when we are not liquored up. If bama loses to LSU twice in the same year and three times in a row how will you feel? I would suggest putting your wife and dog in a shelter prior to your drunken rampage.
Posted on 12/24/11 at 7:39 pm to ready4something
It would be a rampage but I'm not married nor do I have a dog. Any LSU fan walking down Paul Bryant Drive after this years ALABAMA-lsu game prolly heard/saw me and I acted out the definition of a true hardcore GUMP/ALABAMA REDNECK
Posted on 12/24/11 at 7:42 pm to Bamaoutlaw13
Did a little tear form in the corner of your eye when Alleman kicked the winning field goal for LSU?
Posted on 12/24/11 at 7:45 pm to Bamaoutlaw13
You have a damn good team this year, you drunk gump. But this LSU team will not accept defeat and they will not lose this game 
Posted on 12/24/11 at 7:53 pm to Bamaoutlaw13
Posted on 12/24/11 at 8:04 pm to Bamaoutlaw13
I find the more drunk I get, the more objective I get. Unless I'm tailgating or at the game. Then frick the other team, they're terrible
Posted on 12/24/11 at 9:49 pm to Bamaoutlaw13
Well then I'd stay sober if I were you
Posted on 12/24/11 at 10:01 pm to Florida225
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When I drink every play is much more intensified
Over the past 5 years I've had to do this to watch lsu games without having a heart attack. (drink a lot that is)
Posted on 12/24/11 at 11:40 pm to Bamaoutlaw13
Whenever I'm sober, I think it's a toss-up and I like our chances.
Whenever I'm drunk, I think UA will win by 2 touchdowns (and I let my LSU friends know it).
Whenever I'm drunk, I think UA will win by 2 touchdowns (and I let my LSU friends know it).
Posted on 12/24/11 at 11:50 pm to Bamaoutlaw13
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Bamaoutlaw13
How do you handle a loss better? Sober or drunk? You may want to start drinking soon....at least that will give you some hope for a couple weeks.
Posted on 12/24/11 at 11:55 pm to Bamaoutlaw13
Burt Johnson: "Arthur, I don't drink because drinking affects your decision making."
Arthur: "You might be right, I can't decide."
Arthur: "You might be right, I can't decide."
Posted on 12/24/11 at 11:56 pm to UAFanFromNOLA
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Whenever I'm sober, I think it's a toss-up and I like our chances.
Whenever I'm drunk, I think UA will win by 2 touchdowns (and I let my LSU friends know it).
Yeah, you need to know the 2011 team a bit better. You don't have McElroy, Julio, or a kicker that can kick past 40 yds out.
This post was edited on 12/24/11 at 11:57 pm
Posted on 12/24/11 at 11:59 pm to Sabertooth
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Yeah, you need to know the 2011 team a bit better. You don't have McElroy, Julio, or a kicker that can kick past 40 yds out.
You need to understand drunk logic better.
Posted on 12/25/11 at 12:30 am to UAFanFromNOLA
a drunk logician's logic is infallible and don't you dare fricking question it. im drunk.
Posted on 12/25/11 at 12:34 am to Bamaoutlaw13
So. Much. Redneck.
Posted on 12/25/11 at 12:41 am to Bamaoutlaw13
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I acted out the definition of a true hardcore GUMP/ALABAMA REDNECK
Acceptance is half the . . ., frick, I don't know. Two great teams, can't wait.
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