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re: What's really going on at Auburn?

Posted on 9/22/15 at 9:40 pm to
Posted by DuncanIdaho
Ouray, CO
Member since Feb 2013
14970 posts
Posted on 9/22/15 at 9:40 pm to
It's karma for all of Malzahn's bad Arkansas high school juju 10 years ago.
Posted by thomass
Member since Jan 2014
3526 posts
Posted on 9/22/15 at 9:40 pm to
Exactly. Auburn sucks.
Posted by N97883
New Dehli Forsyth GA
Member since Nov 2013
8063 posts
Posted on 9/22/15 at 9:40 pm to
Now with the new QB, they're all excited. I mean they're disappointed they won't be 15-0, but 14-1 is fine.
Posted by DBU
Member since Mar 2014
19059 posts
Posted on 9/22/15 at 9:42 pm to
They were overhyped going into the season. I'll admit, I thought JJ was going to be good. He sucks. The rest of the team sucks. Everyone at Auburn sucks.


That's basically the gist of it.
Posted by D500MAG
Oklahoma
Member since Oct 2010
3736 posts
Posted on 9/22/15 at 9:50 pm to
quote:

LSU's defense collapsed against us last year because the offense couldn't produce. You should probably use that noggin before you hit "submit".


i remember auburn's defense collapsing before the offense had a chance to sputter

quote:

You should probably use that noggin before you hit "submit".


Posted by justausedcarguy
Member since Aug 2014
5642 posts
Posted on 9/22/15 at 10:44 pm to
This is a talented team, and the shitshow they are putting on the field doesn't make any sense. I think it's all a ploy by Boom to take over as HC. Has to be.
Posted by shinerfan
Duckworld(Earth-616)
Member since Sep 2009
22274 posts
Posted on 9/22/15 at 11:15 pm to
That D is afraid of contact. I don't know how you fix that with Chubb and Henry still to come.
Posted by RockyMtnTigerWDE
War Damn Eagle Dad!
Member since Oct 2010
105405 posts
Posted on 9/22/15 at 11:19 pm to
quote:

You should probably use that noggin before you hit "submit".


You should have used your noggin. You quoted that twice.
Posted by D500MAG
Oklahoma
Member since Oct 2010
3736 posts
Posted on 9/23/15 at 12:40 am to
well i wasn't going to type that out when i could reply to him with his own words

you must be a lil punch drunk rocky
Posted by WorkinDawg
Atlanta
Member since Sep 2012
9341 posts
Posted on 9/23/15 at 1:11 am to
You are correct Shiner. They were running from Chubb last year. The lengths they went to to avoid taking on LF were hi-larious. They have no heart. Every time they lay down it gets easier for them to do so.
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29451 posts
Posted on 9/23/15 at 1:17 am to
quote:

Because the offense sputtered, the defense collapsed.

Holy shite, Auburn's defense is clairvoyant. They knew the offense would sputter so they collapsed on the first play of the game
Posted by Gary Busey
Member since Dec 2014
33277 posts
Posted on 9/23/15 at 1:20 am to
Their defense is shite and Jeremy Johnson isn't the second coming.

This is all setting up to be one giant shite show in the Iron Bowl. I'm taking the over for 10 INT's and 5 fumbles.
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
164127 posts
Posted on 9/23/15 at 1:56 am to
There's nothing going on. Auburn was never any good.

For some reason no one noticed Auburn lost 4 of 5 to end last season. Good teams don't lose 4 out of 5 games. They were put at #6 because they hired a decent but overrated defensive coordinator. And since everyone missed the end of last season they probably missed the beginning of this post so I'll say it again. Auburn lost 4 of 5 to end last season.
This post was edited on 9/23/15 at 1:57 am
Posted by ohsfan281
Member since Sep 2015
149 posts
Posted on 9/23/15 at 2:05 am to
Let me guess. You are such a football expert that you were able to look into the future and know Auburn would have at least 3 or 4 key defensive players miss every game due to injury, including their best defensive player. Certainly part of the reason the defense has not improved as much as some people thought
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
164127 posts
Posted on 9/23/15 at 2:18 am to
Shitty teams don't have depth.
Posted by Tuskkman
Hoover Alabama
Member since Jun 2015
1626 posts
Posted on 9/23/15 at 2:41 am to
I will tell you what is wrong with Auburn using Yogi Berra (RIP) Quotes. Muschamp bought the wrong book and Auburn's all confused.

"How can a you hit and think at the same time?"

"It ain't the heat, it's the humility."

"It's like deja vu all over again."

"We made too many wrong mistakes."

"I don't know (if they were men or women fans running naked across the field). They had bags over their heads."

In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.

The future ain't what it used to be.

So I'm ugly. So what? I never saw anyone hit with his face.

I just want to thank everyone who made this day necessary.

Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.

I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four.

I guess I've got a smart wife.


I don't mean to be funny.



Posted by 3down10
Member since Sep 2014
22666 posts
Posted on 9/23/15 at 3:59 am to
They are getting outbid on players by Ole Miss.

Posted by DawgsLife
Member since Jun 2013
58915 posts
Posted on 9/23/15 at 6:47 am to
quote:

LSU played well.

The offense sputtered.

Because the offense sputtered, the defense collapsed.



I don't like to pile on when a team is down....but your defense collapsed on the first play of the game.
Posted by Rhino5
Atlanta
Member since Nov 2014
28898 posts
Posted on 9/23/15 at 6:51 am to
New defensive coordinator, QB that didn't pan out when the pressure hit him.

Also, Duke Williams was highly touted as one of the top WR prospects in the country and he's not getting involved. That has something to do with it too.
Posted by therick711
South
Member since Jan 2008
25097 posts
Posted on 9/23/15 at 6:53 am to
quote:

on the arm of snowboard Cam


*Tyler Murphy Cam
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