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Whats the excuse gonna be LSU

Posted on 9/19/15 at 9:17 am
Posted by AU24
Toomers Corner
Member since Dec 2014
4523 posts
Posted on 9/19/15 at 9:17 am
Since Auburn has no chance to win according to most of you. Which excuse will it be if somehow AU pulls out a win this afternoon.

1) The NCAA has to stop Auburn from buying players

2) Les Miles is so stupid he thought he was coaching for Auburn

3) The HUNH is anthor way Auburn cheats

4) Pat Dye and Bobby Lowder paid the Refs

5) Gus Malzahn is voodoo docter

6) Les got sick from eating grass.

7) Auburn put Cam Newton in Jeremy Johnsons jerseys

8) Will Mushchamp gimmick defense should be banned

9) Brandon Harris was shaving points

10) LF fell asleep
This post was edited on 9/19/15 at 9:20 am
Posted by 3andOut
League City, TX
Member since Jun 2013
3684 posts
Posted on 9/19/15 at 9:19 am to
My guess would be 3rd&Steele
Posted by rmnldr
Member since Oct 2013
38215 posts
Posted on 9/19/15 at 9:21 am to
quote:

LF fell asleep
Posted by Oizers
Member since Nov 2009
2641 posts
Posted on 9/19/15 at 9:24 am to
Jeremy Johnson mistakenly throws it to Auburn WRs.
Posted by Arksulli
Fayetteville
Member since Aug 2014
25174 posts
Posted on 9/19/15 at 9:24 am to
If they lose it will be none of the above. The go to excuse for LSU fans, bless their hearts, is always "this is the worst LSU team in a decade!"

Unless we are talking about the National Title game they lost to Bama when the refrain turns to "we beat them once that year already!"

Posted by Tiguar
Montana
Member since Mar 2012
33131 posts
Posted on 9/19/15 at 9:25 am to
quote:

Jeremy Johnson mistakenly throws it to Auburn WRs.

I'll allow it
Posted by EastBankTiger
A little west of Hoover Dam
Member since Dec 2003
21316 posts
Posted on 9/19/15 at 9:25 am to
Due to it being a day game, Auburn fans were able to see the piss bombs coming.
Posted by Maximus
Member since Feb 2004
81261 posts
Posted on 9/19/15 at 9:26 am to
This thread is about top tier west teams. Go find Arkansas and talk
Posted by GeauxToBed
Covington, LA
Member since Mar 2015
6113 posts
Posted on 9/19/15 at 9:27 am to
11. Our fans jinxed us.


Autocorrect changed "our" to "out" and "fans" to "cans".
Posted by Vanilla Coke
Member since Jan 2013
1343 posts
Posted on 9/19/15 at 9:30 am to
Miss. St. started a thread exactly like this last Saturday.
Posted by Navytiger74
Member since Oct 2009
50458 posts
Posted on 9/19/15 at 9:32 am to
quote:

Whats the excuse gonna be LSU
Since Auburn has no chance to win according to most of you. Which excuse will it be if somehow AU pulls out a win this afternoon.

1) The NCAA has to stop Auburn from buying players

2) Les Miles is so stupid he thought he was coaching for Auburn

3) The HUNH is anthor way Auburn cheats

4) Pat Dye and Bobby Lowder paid the Refs

5) Gus Malzahn is voodoo docter

6) Les got sick from eating grass.

7) Auburn put Cam Newton in Jeremy Johnsons jerseys

8) Will Mushchamp gimmick defense should be banned

9) Brandon Harris was shaving points

10) LF fell asleep


fricking rookie.

REFS, dumbass. REFS
Posted by tiger chaser
Birmingham Ala
Member since Feb 2008
7623 posts
Posted on 9/19/15 at 9:34 am to
You're a special kind of stupid aren't you!
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
108098 posts
Posted on 9/19/15 at 9:34 am to
I'd say call it a victory if yall don't lose by double digits. Yall are going to get curb stomped and finish last in the West.
Posted by BuddyLAM
New Orleans
Member since May 2013
2633 posts
Posted on 9/19/15 at 9:35 am to
Too hot
Posted by LSU Patrick
Member since Jan 2009
73466 posts
Posted on 9/19/15 at 9:36 am to
If Les had let Brandon throw more, we would have won be 30 instead of just 21.
Posted by ohsfan281
Member since Sep 2015
149 posts
Posted on 9/19/15 at 9:37 am to
At least it wasn't as bad as last year
Posted by PharmacistReb
Oxford, MS
Member since Jan 2009
5058 posts
Posted on 9/19/15 at 9:38 am to
The obvious reason is because Brandon Harris sucks arse -- not an excuse, just reality
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
108098 posts
Posted on 9/19/15 at 9:40 am to
I also love how Herbstreit is calling JJ a complete retard in not understanding that he shouldn't throw to the opposing team.
Posted by ohsfan281
Member since Sep 2015
149 posts
Posted on 9/19/15 at 9:41 am to
lol at an ole piss fan talking trash. Jacksonville State performed better against Auburn than your shite team usually does. 10-30 against Auburn all time and the majority of those losses by double digits
Posted by TigerBait1971
PTC GA
Member since Oct 2014
14865 posts
Posted on 9/19/15 at 9:42 am to
Something Miles something something. ..
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