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re: What would you make Ole Miss mascot be?
Posted on 2/25/10 at 3:57 pm to Whereisomaha
Posted on 2/25/10 at 3:57 pm to Whereisomaha
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Is an LSU fan really flaming another school for frickin their sister?
Close, but no cigar!!! Keep trying!!
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Posted on 2/25/10 at 4:02 pm to GatorReb
saw this posted on another board. they were discussing the Ole Miss mascot situation:
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As a native New Englander, I am not impressed with Southern history, but that being said, they (Ole Miss) should show a little pride and find a mascot that represents their past as well as the present and future. Certainly there are more creative students than the idiot Star Wars freaks.
If I am not mitaken there are several great writers, like William Faulkner from Mississippi. Not sure how to turn that into a mascot, but an author is better than a fictional (science fiction) character.
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Maybe they should name themselves the Ole Miss Yankees and make their mascot a diminutive Jewish investment broker named Milton with massive thick rimmed glasses from New York who rides around the stadium in a hybrid Volvo and comes out of the car with a latte and an asthma inhaler with rainbow gay pride symbols all over his suit and an AIDS quilt as his superman cape.
BOOM!!!
OP
As a native New Englander, I am not impressed with Southern history, but that being said, they (Ole Miss) should show a little pride and find a mascot that represents their past as well as the present and future. Certainly there are more creative students than the idiot Star Wars freaks.
If I am not mitaken there are several great writers, like William Faulkner from Mississippi. Not sure how to turn that into a mascot, but an author is better than a fictional (science fiction) character.
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Maybe they should name themselves the Ole Miss Yankees and make their mascot a diminutive Jewish investment broker named Milton with massive thick rimmed glasses from New York who rides around the stadium in a hybrid Volvo and comes out of the car with a latte and an asthma inhaler with rainbow gay pride symbols all over his suit and an AIDS quilt as his superman cape.
BOOM!!!
Posted on 2/25/10 at 4:07 pm to Rohan2Reed
BOOM! indeed. Damn that was epic 
Posted on 2/25/10 at 6:03 pm to Cdawg
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Ole Miss Black Bears.
No way they'd pick that.
They would instead choose:
Posted on 2/25/10 at 6:28 pm to GatorReb
Posted on 2/25/10 at 7:28 pm to itawambadog
Billy fricking Idol!!!!! 
This post was edited on 2/25/10 at 7:30 pm
Posted on 2/25/10 at 11:11 pm to Wildcat
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The Blue Waffles
I googled it, Damn, I should have listened
Posted on 2/25/10 at 11:15 pm to Tnman
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The Blue Waffles
I googled it
Posted on 2/26/10 at 12:46 am to sandjunky
Did you just compare us to jihadists?
Lotta haters in this thread.
Lotta haters in this thread.
Posted on 2/26/10 at 5:43 am to mmjones87
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And we tied for the SEC in Baseball last year
But a funny thing happened on the way to Omaha!
Posted on 2/26/10 at 7:40 am to Stuttgart Tiger
The Delusionites
Posted on 2/26/10 at 7:58 am to Grasshopper
Why not have 2 mascots? A Plantation owner and his wife dressed up in mid 1800's attire who attend all the games and walk around the Grove before the games? Ole Miss needs to embrace their southern heritage, not just a singular civil war.
Posted on 2/26/10 at 8:13 am to TenTex
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Billy fricking Idol!!!!!
This
Posted on 2/26/10 at 9:08 am to BamaFan89
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The Blue Waffles
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So, what is it?
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The Blue Waffles
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So, what is it?
This post was edited on 2/26/10 at 9:11 am
Posted on 2/26/10 at 9:10 am to Whereisomaha
There is only one man Ole Miss could change their mascot to. A man who represents everything good about America, a man who is a true rebel himself even if he's from North Carolina, a man whose writings have inspired millions, a man who stands up for pork based products. He doesn't let women push him around and he loves his family. If he doesn't like the crap going on around him, he let's people know about it.
I'm talking about King Curtis (not the jazz saxophonist)
I'm talking about King Curtis (not the jazz saxophonist)
Posted on 2/26/10 at 11:12 am to Whereisomaha
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Whereisomaha
What would you make Ole Miss mascot be?
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I think the riverboat gambler makes the most sense. Either that or a non-descript soldier of some kind.
A Black Bear seems to be the most popular choice because of Teddy hunting them in MS.
I think it would be great to have a big arse live black bear caged on the field like LSU's tiger. Maybe a bear roar when we score or something
Plus I think that a teddy bear with an Ole Miss jersey on it would make a lot of money for the school.
Interesting. I think only Maine has that as their current mascot. But would it still be the Rebels? I guess if Auburn calls themselves Tigers and has an eagle for a mascot, then Ole Miss can have a Black Bear...
Posted on 2/26/10 at 11:19 am to MetryTyger
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Interesting. I think only Maine has that as their current mascot. But would it still be the Rebels? I guess if Auburn calls themselves Tigers and has an eagle for a mascot, then Ole Miss can have a Black Bear...
Yea there's a ton of schools like that, TN, NC, Tulane, Bama, Miami, OSU, etc
Posted on 2/26/10 at 11:20 am to Whereisomaha
Yes, we will still be the Reblels. Whatever the mascot is it will be named Rebel
This post was edited on 2/26/10 at 11:34 am
Posted on 2/26/10 at 1:27 pm to Whereisomaha
Ok, call yourself the Ole Miss Rebel Car Salesmen, HDN's face for the mascot.
Posted on 2/26/10 at 1:28 pm to RollTideATL
This post was edited on 2/26/10 at 1:29 pm
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