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What will the broadcasters beat to death about your team?

Posted on 5/1/13 at 8:35 am
Posted by NBamaAlum
Soul Patrolville
Member since Jan 2009
27604 posts
Posted on 5/1/13 at 8:35 am
There is one thing for every team that gets beaten to death by Verne/Gary/Dave/Herbie.

For UA it will be AJ's natty performances. They will stop just short of lubing it up and bending over for him.

For aTm, JFF's trophy. It *will* be enough to cause a non-aTm fan to puke.

For LSU? Maybe the Hill thing if that hasn't been cleared up?

UT? Butch putting on a brave face and becoming the first openly gay CFB coach.


How about the rest of 'em?
Posted by Col Reb is my mascot
Member since Feb 2012
4165 posts
Posted on 5/1/13 at 8:36 am to
It'll be about our recruiting class
Posted by Whereisomaha
Member since Feb 2010
17939 posts
Posted on 5/1/13 at 8:36 am to
The camera will find RN every single play regardless if he's on the field or not
Posted by 15sammy34
Auburn, AL
Member since Oct 2011
16137 posts
Posted on 5/1/13 at 8:37 am to
Cam
Posted by Politiceaux
Member since Feb 2009
17654 posts
Posted on 5/1/13 at 8:37 am to
Uncle Verne will reference AJ driving at Talladega at least 7 times a quarter.
Posted by therick711
South
Member since Jan 2008
25098 posts
Posted on 5/1/13 at 8:38 am to
Auburn - It is all about the PACE in this system. Look how fast blah blah blah. fastest three and out in the conference.
This post was edited on 5/1/13 at 8:38 am
Posted by blackmamba
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2011
765 posts
Posted on 5/1/13 at 8:38 am to
They will talk about Cam Cameron to death. Guaranteed.
Posted by memphisplaya
Member since Jan 2009
85806 posts
Posted on 5/1/13 at 8:38 am to
I'm waiting for half the team to get arrested for kicking Girl Scouts unconscious.


In all seriousness, it will be about LSU's schedule/New OC/Hill/How we compare to the great Bama. In that order
This post was edited on 5/1/13 at 8:39 am
Posted by BMK54
New Braunfels, Texas
Member since Sep 2012
120 posts
Posted on 5/1/13 at 8:39 am to
quote:

For aTm, JFF's trophy. It *will* be enough to cause a non-aTm fan to puke.



Pretty much.
Posted by therick711
South
Member since Jan 2008
25098 posts
Posted on 5/1/13 at 8:39 am to
For UGA, I'd bet an awful lot of money that they talk about their greatest moral victory in school history to the point where Dawg fans have to consider an attempt on Verne's life to stay sane.
Posted by NBamaAlum
Soul Patrolville
Member since Jan 2009
27604 posts
Posted on 5/1/13 at 8:42 am to
"Man, Gary. That Freeze fella is something else on the recruiting trail."

"Well, Verne. I'd promote him from Col. to Gen. based on that class."

"Huffaw. Hurmph. Ha. Ha."
Posted by scrooster
Resident Ethicist
Member since Jul 2012
37651 posts
Posted on 5/1/13 at 8:48 am to
For South Carolina it will be ...

"Jadeveon Clowney ... the best college football player in America," to the point they'll jinx him down a half dozen picks in the next draft.

Then there will always be the, "how many more years does Spurrier stick-around?"
Posted by Politiceaux
Member since Feb 2009
17654 posts
Posted on 5/1/13 at 8:50 am to
quote:

"Huffaw. Hurmph. Ha. Ha."

tChortle
Posted by UMTigerRebel
Member since Feb 2013
9819 posts
Posted on 5/1/13 at 8:54 am to
quote:

It'll be about our recruiting class


And Robert and Denzel being brothers.
Posted by LsuTool
Member since Oct 2009
34847 posts
Posted on 5/1/13 at 8:57 am to
quote:

UT? Butch putting on a brave face and becoming the first openly gay CFB coach


TSIO STACKED!
Posted by Bluefin
The Banana Stand
Member since Apr 2011
13258 posts
Posted on 5/1/13 at 8:58 am to
Clowney's Hit

Some Spurrier comment

Tanner English is fast
Posted by DaleDenton
Member since Jun 2010
42349 posts
Posted on 5/1/13 at 8:58 am to
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How about the rest of 'em?



You will be hearing about the Rose Bowl so much you check your guide to make sure it isn't a free preview weekend of the B1G Network...
Posted by danfraz
San Antonio TX
Member since Apr 2008
24550 posts
Posted on 5/1/13 at 9:00 am to
LSU has no defense


already hearing it
Posted by Jango Fett
Gitmo
Member since Dec 2010
1554 posts
Posted on 5/1/13 at 9:01 am to
9/10

The way you listed the UT flame last worked very well and people are actually responding to the post like it was meant to create discussion.

Well done sir
Posted by DaleDenton
Member since Jun 2010
42349 posts
Posted on 5/1/13 at 9:03 am to
quote:

LSU has no defense


already hearing it



They must have watched the Chic-fil-a bowl then the NFL Draft.
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