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What will Bert's excuse be this time..

Posted on 10/20/16 at 4:03 pm
Posted by TigerProwl24
Gulf Coast
Member since May 2015
3975 posts
Posted on 10/20/16 at 4:03 pm
when they lose to Auburn? Bert will be 8-20 in the SEC and 23-23 overall at Arkansas, in his 4th season.


A. Auburn deflated the footballs.
B. Auburn locked the Arkansas locker room and they couldn't get in at halftime.
C. Auburn went too fast, concerned with player safety.
D. Gus managed to leave out the victory formation in the tapes they shared before the game. Thinks Gus had something up his sleeve.
E. Claims Nova during his pre-game flight, swooped in and stole their play sheets.
F. Auburn was more rested and had more left in the tank. Will bring up the issues he has with bye weeks.


Posted by Butch stones
RockyTop
Member since Jun 2016
2889 posts
Posted on 10/20/16 at 4:03 pm to
Berts fat af baw
Posted by TulaneFan
Slidell, LA
Member since Jan 2008
14034 posts
Posted on 10/20/16 at 4:05 pm to
quote:

What will Bert's excuse be this time...


I don't know, just waiting for the incoming fat jokes.
Posted by Maytheporkbewithyou
Member since Aug 2016
12594 posts
Posted on 10/20/16 at 4:08 pm to
Wow. I hope your team isn't as weak as your troll. Bert's still hungry. War Eagle tears taste delicious.
Posted by CyberSecurityHog
Member since Oct 2016
128 posts
Posted on 10/20/16 at 4:10 pm to
I actually think Bret is doing a great job. I would rather still have Petrino somehow but approve of the job Bret is doing.

What will your excuse be when Auburn loses to a Bret Bielema coached team on Saturday?
Posted by WildTchoupitoulas
Member since Jan 2010
44071 posts
Posted on 10/20/16 at 4:10 pm to
indigestion.
Posted by biggsc
32.4767389, 35.5697717
Member since Mar 2009
34209 posts
Posted on 10/20/16 at 4:13 pm to
Jen drained me
Posted by South Alabama Tide
Member since Feb 2015
3156 posts
Posted on 10/20/16 at 4:17 pm to
As odd as it sounds, the pigs are going to pass on your face.
Posted by vengeanceofrain
depends
Member since Jun 2013
12465 posts
Posted on 10/20/16 at 4:23 pm to
since 2008 arkansas is 5 and 3 against auburn. one of those wins coming with Cam Newton, one coming in the first year of a complete rebuild and one coming the first game of the year , just 4 games after the 2nd loss.

The avg score has been Arkansas 33 Auburn 27

honestly I look at this like basically having a 2 week bye before florida
Posted by MykTide
Member since Jul 2012
25476 posts
Posted on 10/20/16 at 4:24 pm to
Probably the smell.


The smell.

Posted by blzr
Keeneland
Member since Mar 2011
30097 posts
Posted on 10/20/16 at 4:27 pm to
berts bout to go 1-3 against Gus
Posted by Clark14
L.A.Hog
Member since Dec 2014
19063 posts
Posted on 10/20/16 at 5:01 pm to
I figure Bret will say:

"I wasn't trying to run up the score on them, they just seemed to have quit."
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
62730 posts
Posted on 10/20/16 at 6:23 pm to
Maybe he can get some pointers by watching most of Gus's post game news conferences over the past couple of seasons.
Posted by Pavoloco83
Acworth Ga. too many damn dawgs
Member since Nov 2013
15347 posts
Posted on 10/20/16 at 6:28 pm to
quote:

Berts a disgusting lump of lard. baw.


FIFY
Posted by Cobrasize
Birmingham
Member since Jun 2013
49680 posts
Posted on 10/20/16 at 6:47 pm to
How long will Auburn keep him locked in the elevator?
Posted by HouseofWaffles
Member since Nov 2014
4651 posts
Posted on 10/20/16 at 6:51 pm to
Can't leave Bert in an elevator. To much strain on the lift system.
Posted by FearlessFreep
Baja Alabama
Member since Nov 2009
17275 posts
Posted on 10/20/16 at 6:54 pm to
quote:

since 2013 arkansas is 1-2 against auburn.
The avg score has been Arkansas 30 Auburn 42

FIFY.

Posted by DuncanIdaho
Ouray, CO
Member since Feb 2013
14970 posts
Posted on 10/20/16 at 6:57 pm to
quote:

one coming in the first year of a complete rebuild and one coming the first game of the year

Such pathetic excuses. If we are playing the excuse game, let's talk about 2008 when we fired a coach, 2009 complete rebuild, 2012 where we fired a coach after the worst season in modern history, and 2013 with a brand new coach and complete rebuild. Is that how it works?
Posted by TigerProwl24
Gulf Coast
Member since May 2015
3975 posts
Posted on 10/20/16 at 7:01 pm to
quote:

How long will Auburn keep him locked in the elevator?


Long enough for him to miss his halftime snack of three turkeys, two pans of cornbread dressing and eight cans of cranberry sauce. It'll be the real reason he'll be so pissed off in the 2nd half.
Posted by codeine_syrup
USA
Member since Sep 2016
100 posts
Posted on 10/20/16 at 7:25 pm to
lol why are auburn fans so cocky? lol y'all are trash
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