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Posted by memphisplaya
Member since Jan 2009
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Posted on 10/4/12 at 10:03 pm to
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Posted by dedfella
Ms
Member since Aug 2011
3953 posts
Posted on 10/4/12 at 10:04 pm to
quote:

wait, are we talking about the same school whose athletic department can't afford to pay for the elimination of bat shite off of their stadium?


That is traditional guano revered by the corps and immortalized in numerous chants you dumbass.
Posted by dawg4lyfe
Member since May 2012
11662 posts
Posted on 10/4/12 at 10:05 pm to
I have no problem with Texas, I just don't get why your having a bitch fit about some posters on a message board. Georgia's not bad also FWIW.
Posted by AsphaltFunk
We Know
Member since Oct 2010
1739 posts
Posted on 10/4/12 at 10:05 pm to
quote:

Texas is better than the entire South in every objective measure.


Objective measure #1: Breed as many douches as possible [check]

Objective measure #2: Act like people give a shite about Texas [check]

Objective measure #3: Breed as many douches as possible [check and check]

With all due respect, frick Texas
This post was edited on 10/4/12 at 10:07 pm
Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
35478 posts
Posted on 10/4/12 at 10:06 pm to
quote:

ook, it is fine if you don't like Texas. I'd be super pissed off and jealous if I had to live in Georgia, too

Sadly, there's only so much room in Beaumont.
Posted by Funky Tide 8
Tittleman's Crest
Member since Feb 2009
52685 posts
Posted on 10/4/12 at 10:06 pm to
Posted by Gradual_Stroke
Bee Cave, TX
Member since Oct 2012
20917 posts
Posted on 10/4/12 at 10:10 pm to
I'd ask for a link, but I'll spare you the trouble:

Texas A&M endowment: $7 Billion

#11 in Total Athletic Revenue, 2nd in the SEC behind Bama

Go get your fricking shinebox.
Posted by We_Need_Cam
America
Member since Sep 2012
2410 posts
Posted on 10/4/12 at 10:11 pm to


Now you see what we deal with 365 days a year.
Posted by pivey14
In Your Head
Member since Mar 2012
15445 posts
Posted on 10/4/12 at 10:13 pm to
For an aggie fan, you sure do talk a lot about hard dicks.
Posted by Gradual_Stroke
Bee Cave, TX
Member since Oct 2012
20917 posts
Posted on 10/4/12 at 10:13 pm to


Do you guys see this? It is the most beautiful fricking thing on the planet. I didn't link an HD pic because I didn't want to cause board-wide priapism
Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
35478 posts
Posted on 10/4/12 at 10:14 pm to
quote:

Go get your fricking shinebox.

Posted by hwnd
( O_o)
Member since Apr 2010
8114 posts
Posted on 10/4/12 at 10:15 pm to
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Gradual_Stroke
Lol, Texas.
Posted by dedfella
Ms
Member since Aug 2011
3953 posts
Posted on 10/4/12 at 10:16 pm to
[quote]Rounding out the top five were Texas, LSU, Alabama and Florida. The Longhorns brought in close to $16.6 million. Other profitable Big 12 schools were Oklahoma (No. 8), Oklahoma State (10) and Texas A&M (11). Only 19 athletic departments showed a profit. Read more here: LINK ]

Lol wut?
Posted by Gradual_Stroke
Bee Cave, TX
Member since Oct 2012
20917 posts
Posted on 10/4/12 at 10:18 pm to
FACT: Men hit what is medically known as adult-onset hyperchondroplasia/hyperorchitrichosis (Puberty level II) just by visiting the Alamo.
Posted by hwnd
( O_o)
Member since Apr 2010
8114 posts
Posted on 10/4/12 at 10:19 pm to
You sure you don't mean hypogonadism?
Posted by Gradual_Stroke
Bee Cave, TX
Member since Oct 2012
20917 posts
Posted on 10/4/12 at 10:21 pm to
hypogonadism is a lack of growth of the testes.

Orchitis--> two massive TEXAS NORRISES
Posted by Gradual_Stroke
Bee Cave, TX
Member since Oct 2012
20917 posts
Posted on 10/4/12 at 10:22 pm to
That is the legal term for swollen testicles in Texas. It's kind of fricked up actually.
Posted by dedfella
Ms
Member since Aug 2011
3953 posts
Posted on 10/4/12 at 10:22 pm to
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Gradual_Stroke


It is rare to see such an animated caricature
Posted by Gradual_Stroke
Bee Cave, TX
Member since Oct 2012
20917 posts
Posted on 10/4/12 at 10:23 pm to
^ This guy gets it
Posted by jatebe
Queen of Links
Member since Oct 2008
18284 posts
Posted on 10/4/12 at 10:23 pm to
quote:

Dude - I lived through Mike Dubose, Mike Price, and Mike Shula AKA the Mikeapocolypse.
Ditto. Was there at every game.

And don't forget "hold the rope" Fran.

Hurt all the time, carrying around our arse whoopings.
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