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re: What if the SEC divisions were divided by color?

Posted on 10/10/13 at 8:57 am to
Posted by nc14
La Jolla
Member since Jan 2012
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Posted on 10/10/13 at 8:57 am to
Oh lord, I can just hear the division names now.
Posted by Tennessee Jed
Mr. SEC Rant
Member since Nov 2009
17909 posts
Posted on 10/10/13 at 8:58 am to
It's not red division, it's maroon division.
Posted by Aux Arc
SW Missouri
Member since Oct 2011
2184 posts
Posted on 10/10/13 at 8:58 am to
quote:

I think we should divide the into East and West, but just to be a little zany, we should put Mizzou in the East.


Stupid idea. Would never work.
Posted by 3rddownonthe8
Atlanta, GA
Member since Aug 2011
5212 posts
Posted on 10/10/13 at 9:02 am to
Of course we could just move auburn to the east Mizzou to west .... No cross rivalries, Iron bowl is OOC.

They can sell the rights to the game to whoever they want.

Posted by LuciusSulla
Oxford, MS
Member since Nov 2010
2703 posts
Posted on 10/10/13 at 9:03 am to
quote:

Stupid idea. Would never work.


Yeah, you're probably right. I feel dumb for even saying it.
Posted by LSUJuice
Back in Houston
Member since Apr 2004
17666 posts
Posted on 10/10/13 at 9:10 am to
For reason this crazy arse thread works.

I'm a fan of the Feline-Canine-Fowl and non-FFC divisions.
Posted by WiredToTheJD
Oxford, Mississippi
Member since Jan 2010
2078 posts
Posted on 10/10/13 at 9:10 am to
Red Team - Staaaaaaackked

Non Red Team - Fuuuuuuucckkkked
Posted by KaiserSoze99
Member since Aug 2011
31669 posts
Posted on 10/10/13 at 9:27 am to
I like that, but how does that work? Some are hard to classify.

Tenn (smokey or minute men?)
SC (chicken or crazy soldier?)
Auburn (Fowl or feline? guess it don't matter)
A&M (reveille or homosexuals)
Ole Miss (bear or racist? guess it don't matter for this either)
This post was edited on 10/10/13 at 9:28 am
Posted by InThroughTheOutDore
Middle TN
Member since Nov 2008
7383 posts
Posted on 10/10/13 at 9:36 am to
I'm partial to this split:

Humans & Domesticated Animals
A&M
Georgia
Miss St
Ole Miss
South Carolina
Tennessee
Vanderbilt

Wild Animals/Other
Alabama
Arkansas
Auburn
Florida
Kentucky
LSU
Mizzou
Posted by KaiserSoze99
Member since Aug 2011
31669 posts
Posted on 10/10/13 at 9:42 am to
quote:

Humans & Domesticated Animals
A&M
Georgia
Miss St
Ole Miss
South Carolina
Tennessee
Vanderbilt

Wild Animals/Other
Alabama
Arkansas
Auburn
Florida
Kentucky
LSU
Mizzou


I have a problem with these classifications.

SC is a game cock, but is that a domesticated animal, or are you referring to the Thomas Sumter?

Pigs are domesticated animals.

War Eagles are domesticated, but Tigers are not. Which one?
Posted by Hardy_Har
MS
Member since Nov 2012
16285 posts
Posted on 10/10/13 at 9:44 am to
This seems fair and balanced:

INSIDERS
Alabama
Auburn
Florida
Georgia
Tennessee
Ole Miss
Mississippi State
Kentucky
Vandy
LSU

OUTSIDERS
Arkansas
South Carolina
aTm
Mizzou
Posted by LSUJuice
Back in Houston
Member since Apr 2004
17666 posts
Posted on 10/10/13 at 9:48 am to
I'm pretty sure a razorback is wild.
Both tigers and eagles are wild.
Posted by CockInYourEar
Charlotte
Member since Sep 2012
22458 posts
Posted on 10/10/13 at 9:53 am to
quote:

A-L Division
Alabama
Arkansas
Auburn
Florida
Georgia
Kentucky
LSU


M-X Division
Mississippi
Mississippi St.
Missouri
South Carolina
Tennessee
Texas A&M
Vanderbilt


This makes the most sense.
Posted by KaiserSoze99
Member since Aug 2011
31669 posts
Posted on 10/10/13 at 10:37 am to
quote:

I'm pretty sure a razorback is wild.



You're doing it wrong. You are supposed to join in the trolling. Was it too subtle?
Posted by dawgsjw
Member since Dec 2012
2114 posts
Posted on 10/10/13 at 10:44 am to
How about we just redo the east and west??

East:
Bama
LSU
A&M
Auburn
Arkansas
Ole Miss
Miss St

West:
UGA
USc
UF
Tenn
Kentucky
Vanderbilt
Missouri
This post was edited on 10/10/13 at 10:47 am
Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
17848 posts
Posted on 10/10/13 at 10:52 am to
State size (land)

Bigs:

A&M
Mizzou
UF
UGA
Arky
Bama
Auburn

Smalls:
LSU
OM
MSU
UT
Vandy
UK
SCAR
Posted by UMRealist
Member since Feb 2013
35360 posts
Posted on 10/10/13 at 10:56 am to
quote:

What if the SEC divisions were divided by color?

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Posted by Aux Arc
SW Missouri
Member since Oct 2011
2184 posts
Posted on 10/10/13 at 11:32 am to
quote:

How about we just redo the east and west??

East:
Bama
LSU
A&M
Auburn
Arkansas
Ole Miss
Miss St

West:
UGA
USc
UF
Tenn
Kentucky
Vanderbilt
Missouri



Now you are talking. Puts Missouri in the West were they belong. I support this. Much better than the stupid idea floated earlier about putting Mizzou as the zany western oddball in the east.
Posted by The Calvin
Member since Jun 2013
5240 posts
Posted on 10/10/13 at 11:44 am to
quote:

But LSU would still have to play Florida every year?




Durrhurr ya got me there! Durr
Posted by Mizzou Fan in Da ATX
Member since Dec 2011
4184 posts
Posted on 10/10/13 at 11:46 am to
What if SEC teams attacked the Death Star?

Red Group
Alabama (Red Leader)
A&M (JFF is Luke Skywalker)
Georgia (Biggs - great pilot but can't be counted on in the big moment)
South Carolina (Wedge - due to literal wedge being driven between Spurrier & Clowney, also never the champ but always tends to hang around to the end)
Ole Miss (Red Two)
Miss St (Red Three)
Arkansas (Porkins)

Gold Group
LSU (Gold Leader - always thinks can do the job better than Red Leader and dives in first, but this assumption tends to blow up in his face)
Vandy (Gold Two, tends to die quickly and obscurely)
Mizzou (Gold Three, faceless noob who blew up before we ever even got to know him)

Rest of league...frick it there wasn't an Orange Group or Blue Group. Go play with jawas or something.
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