re: Welcome to the state of Alabama and the media agenda

This post may have just single handedly demoted Auburn from little bro to little sister status. That's quite an accomplishment. Congrats.

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I aspire to be able to so eloquently trash an opposing fanbase that they have no choice but to submit.

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Thanks, Tuscaloosa, I've had a lot of practice at it. They are a never ending source of great material.

It's about time for another one of their cow rodeo luminaries to enlighten the board on how if Alabama didn't have good players, and a lot of them, we would not have won five of the last seven meetings against them.

In their auNeckery reasoning, because Nick Saban recruits well, this makes the games unfair. They always have the better teams, except for the fact that they don't have better players, better coaches, and can't score when they need to.

Other than that, they are always better.

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I normally wouldn't post something like this if it weren't so blatantly obvious. Folks, this is what Auburn has to deal with when it comes to state media sources in our state. Have a laugh.

Someone's height should never be a mark against them but when the state media has little man syndrome to the point that they must resort to these tactics in an effort to prop up their savior, well...

This image appears in the state's main media resource, al.com



The article is found here

Just have a look at the goal post. Just LOL at how badly the state media rotated the image so Nick Saban doesn't appear like a dwarf in comparison to Malzahn. LOL that the state media needs to resort to this.

Here's different shot of that moment without al.com's photoshopping.

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Also, look at what Saban looks at while he's talking to Malzahn. Saban has a habit of looking at the other coach's chin or neck area when he addresses them on the field. That way, it appears he's looking straight ahead, as opposed to looking UPWARD if he has to look them in their eyes. If he had to look the other coach in the eyes, he'd look like this:





Also, it looks like they blotted out the area above Saban's head to hide his obvious oncoming baldness. IT'S A CONSPIRACY!!!!!

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Also, look at what Saban looks at while he's talking to Malzahn. Saban has a habit of looking at the other coach's chin or neck area when he addresses them on the field. That way, it appears he's looking straight ahead, as opposed to looking UPWARD if he has to look them in their eyes. If he had to look the other coach in the eyes, he'd look like this:

Also, it looks like they blotted out the area above Saban's head to hide his obvious oncoming baldness. IT'S A CONSPIRACY!!!!!

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Great observations, very astute. One other thing that jumped right out was the way Al.com seemed to put just a tad bit of extra focus on Malzhan's turtleneck.

This was not to demonstrate that he was a jack-wagon clown who wore turtlenecks. No, far from it.

This was part of Al.com's conspIraKey against Alabama. By highlighting the turtleneck, it alludes to the fact that Malzhan looks like a giraffe who can pick and choose from what leaves he wants to eat at the top of the tree.

Saban, being short, is intimidated by giraffes because they are tall. It's Al.com's way of telling Bammers that Malzhan will now be getting the best and most talented leaves(recruits) at the top of the tree.(recruiting area)

Oh, they think they are slick but I see, I see what they are doing. I see it all and I know. I know their plan and what they are up to and how they are trying to give the auNecks an unfair advantage using the power of the media.

I will be reporting this to the NCAA, you can count on that.

So if you rotate it back, it would look like Gus was leaning in for a kiss!

How come Nick & Gus are straight?

Amen, I hope this auneck posts everyday. I can use the laughs. Some of these auburn fans are as dumb and delusional our resident UT fans. That's pretty bad considering how bad those vomitqueer fans are here.

I'll round back into form, don't worry. It's the off season so I'm kinda docile and not putting forth much effort.

Gus looks much taller in the picture to me.

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This thread is dumb, but Saban does wear shoe lifts to make his midget arse appear taller

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You know what else is short...

It is a misleading title, seemingly about something much bigger than the height of a couple people. So, 95% of the responses in this thread are informing the OP of what a dumbass he is. You can join him.