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Posted on 11/4/14 at 3:51 pm to justausedcarguy
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Where do I go if I fall into more than one of your catagories?
To hell?
Posted on 11/4/14 at 3:58 pm to justausedcarguy
quote:Front of the line - guest host on the Pawwwl Finebama show.
Where do I go if I fall into more than one of your catagories?
Posted on 11/4/14 at 4:01 pm to Crimson Legend
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leaving your dreams crushed and your self respect gone.
only a gump would have his self respect tied up in a college football team
This post was edited on 11/4/14 at 4:02 pm
Posted on 11/4/14 at 7:19 pm to icegator337
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only a gump would have his self respect tied up in a college football team
Ain't that the truth. Although when you have a tattoo of Tiny Nick on your neck, and your common-law "wife" is a pregnant stripper, it does kind of make sense.
Posted on 11/7/14 at 10:28 am to Lsupimp
Just a reminder to any Gumps who may be wandering in to Baton Rouge this morning that we have made all the preparations necessary. We have secured the services of The Barnum and Bailey Director of Carny Personnel for any ambitious Gumps looking for temporary or long-term employment in the exciting Circus Industry.
Don't be alarmed by the "FREAK SHOW INSIDE" banner, our purpose is not to exploit you, but rather to educate the unknowing in your exotic ways and customs(we reserve the right to poke you with sticks from a safe distance). Please enter through the "specimen" entrance in the back. Remember, there is no need to undress until the donkey arrives.
Don't be alarmed by the "FREAK SHOW INSIDE" banner, our purpose is not to exploit you, but rather to educate the unknowing in your exotic ways and customs(we reserve the right to poke you with sticks from a safe distance). Please enter through the "specimen" entrance in the back. Remember, there is no need to undress until the donkey arrives.
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