Week 3 SEC Limerick Thread ( higher degree of difficulty).

In 1998, Tennessee aimed for their fate,
But against Florida, they couldn't relate.
Rocky Top, their song,
With cheers loud and strong,
But Josh Heupel's weight sealed their sorry state.

There once was a team named The Vols
Their dicks it was said, were smalls
While losing to Florida
In their blue and orange jorts, bruh
Nothing was left of them except remnants of tiny orange balls

From the bog crawled an elf named Jimbo
His ex-wife was a shameless bimbo
But aggy struck up the band
And put a hundred mil in his hand
Now he rides to the losses in a limo

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SlicedBread

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fricking hell

The SEC is looking sick
Alabama having trouble with Nick
The ACC came to town
Tech left with a frown
When Ole Miss buried they dick

There once was a man named Paul
Who drunk Gumps would often call
He called Tiny Nick old and clueless
Prior to their loss to Ole Miss
As The Decline turned into Free Fall

There once was a team full of pigs
Who liked moonshine and dancing to jigs,
Til a team full of Mormons,
To their house came stormin,
Fed the piggies some slop and won BIG

They say that Saint Nick comes each year
To leave presents for kids far and near
But of late, so I'm told,
He's become bored and old,
And would rather just sit on his rear.

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How do you find every single poetry thread on every board within 5 minutes and immediately submit a contribution piece? inhuman

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I don't know what sickness is worse,
My love for TD or the verse,
Some call me a poet,
But wouldn't you know it,
Wasting time on the rhyme is a curse